MHW Myrrhder She Wrote

Sunday, February 2, 2020
The O2 Arena
London, England
LIVE only on The SE Network


We see a flashback to when Skrabz defeated Candi Bratton to become the MHW Ultimate Champion at The Rise In Phoenix. Then we see flashes of Jansen Myrrh in recent times.

We then are shown a short clip of when Skrabz retained his Championship over Solomon Cain at Good Time, before fading into a clip of Jansen Myrrh.

“I wanted to address my opponent for February 2nd’s Myrrhder She Wrote PPV, but I could have done it like I normally do, sitting in a hotel room. But I thought to myself, there are all of you counting on me to put an end to the miserable, pathetic title reign of the Man Like Skrabz.I decided that it was time to come to London to address MY people. Those who have chosen wisely to follow my ways and to trust that in the end, it will be myself who finally puts and end to a year plus long title reign that has been pathetic at best.”

A small chant of “Fuck That Guy” began to ring out and eventually grew louder until Jansen raised her hand up asking for them to calm down.

A clip of Skrabz retaining his Championship over Solomon Cain for a second time at Mile High Spectacular is shown, before fading back to Jansen Myrrh.

“I agree one hundred percent. Fuck that guy. But you see before that match, I have one more Throwdown that I need to get through. I have one more chance to make that statement along with my Coven family.”

A clip of Skrabz retaining his Championship over Bullet at Rise Again is shown, before fading back to Jansen Myrrh.

“You see, the minute that it gets tough for Skrabz, he’s going to walk. He’s going to walk away like a spoiled child. When he beat Candi Bratton last year for the Championship, he was the new golden boy. The big crush. He was just badass enough that he got the cheers. Rob Mack lined up the challengers and he knocked them down. Cain. Index. Bullet. Hamilton. Bandit. Vebbins. Mosh. Not one could get the job done. Well, it’s my turn now. Sunday the 19th will be my last stop before the PPV. The PPV, might I add, that Mack is so sure I’m going to dominate that he named this fucking show after me and put me on the poster.”

A clip of Skrabz retaining his Championship over Tyke Index while becoming the new MHW Phoenix Champion is shown. And then rapid clips of Skrabz eliminating superstars to retain his Championship in that Fatal Five Way Elimination Match from an episode of MHW ThrowDown is shown, before we fade back to Jansen Myrrh soaking in the fans’ chants.

The chants ring out again, “Fuck That Guy! Fuck That Guy!”

A clip of Skrabz retaining his Championship over Tyke Index for a second time at Black Magic is shown, before we fade right back to Jansen Myrrh.

“Finally, I want everyone to silence themselves for just a moment and listen. Do you hear that sound? Do you hear it, London? That is the sound of change. That is the sound of the turning of the tide. That is the sound of the world righting itself once again. That is the sound that you will hear when I pin or submit Skrabz, right here in this arena and become the MHW Ultimate Champion. We’re less than four weeks away. The Gospel of Jansen will begin with it’s first chapter when all is said and done and you all, my congregation, can be here for the genesis of it all. The question I ask you now, will you be here? Thank you for coming!”

The fans erupt in cheers as Jansen reaches down and turns off her speaker. As she walks through, she leans down and offers it to a very young girl who gives her a high five. Jansen walks through the crowd who are chanting “fuck that guy” and she gives them high fives as she walks to the curb and a taxi pulls up. She turns and grins as she waves before getting into the cab and drives off which is when the feed turns off and we fade into a video package of the Skrabz/Jansen Myrrh buildup to this point, with “I Am The Fire” by Halestorm as the background music.

“What was it you have said? Something something fam. Something something blud. Something something innit? Who the fuck cares? You have a way with words, Skrabz. But the real word play here is who are you going to be, Skrabz, when you are no longer the Ultimate Champion? Go ahead, say it. Phoenix Champion. That’s who you’ll be. The 2nd place prize. You’ll be second best. But hold that title proudly, fucker. Because when that bell rings at the end of our match, that is all you’ll be. Second fucking best. I’ll be fighting Reaper or Bullet and you’ll be fighting Chris Mosh or Dillon Daniels or god forbid, Ripley. You’ll no longer be the Man like Skrabz. You’ll be the man who got his ass handed to him by Jansen Myrrh. The respect that used to be on your name will have fallen off. In fact, it has already started.”

And now… The EFed Podcast proudly presents MHW Myrrhder She Wrote!

Fireworks explode around the stage area while “I Am The Fire” by Halestorm plays throughout the arena.

Ray Hudson
Welcome Mile High Club to Myrrhder She Wrote, right here in London, England!!!

Wavy Crockett
I can’t believe I flew over the damn ocean. I never thought I’d do that. That’s some crazy shit that white people do.

Jen Vallejos
But here we are! And it’s so fucking cool!!!

Signs in the crowd are shown, such as: “Welcome Home, Skrabal Stanzas!!!”, “Jansen Myrrh Is Our Savior”, “Let’s Go, Azzy!”, “Who Is Reaper?”, and “Bullet Is MHW”.

Ray Hudson
I am Ray Hudson, joined by Mr. Wavy Crockett and Ms. Jen Vallejos. And we are here to have another eventful night here in MHW.

Jen Vallejos
The news was broke two Mondays ago that MHW would be closing it’s doors. But Rob wants to go out the right way, and the roster is 100% down with that.

Ray Hudson
A lot of emotions running backstage though.

Wavy Crockett
I’m not gonna cry in front these people…

The lights go out and all you can hear is the fans discussing what’s going to start the show in muffled sounds. “Venom” by Eminem begins to play throughout the arena and the lights begins strobing to the beat.

Ray Hudson
Well it looks like we’re starting this night off with the return of Snakebite.

Wavy Crockett
Rob is getting too old for this shit.

Jen Vallejos
I think it’s cool…

Snakebite steps out from behind the curtains in his new costume inspired by Mortal Kombat’s Reptile. Mixed reactions are heard from the crowd.

Wavy Crockett
Though I won’t lie; this costume is cool.

Ray Hudson
I agree. Nice touch for such a special night.

Jen Vallejos
But the question is; will Tyke Index actually show up? Or did Snakebite get all dressed up for nothing?

Snakebite walks down to the ring and climbs inside. He paces around before taking the hood off his head and slowly removing the mask, revealing he is wearing no facepaint at all.

Wavy Crockett
That’s not Snakebite. That’s Robert Mack.

Ray Hudson
Nope. It’s Snakebite. But that is odd he doesn’t have his facepaint on…

Wavy Crockett
How can you tell the difference?

The music has faded away and Snakebite is pacing back and forth praying that Tyke Index does actually show up.

Jen Vallejos
Is Tyke Index here tonight?

Wavy Crockett
He would wanna be. Snakebite Mack done spent some money on this damn ninja costume.

Ray Hudson
He’ll be here. Trust that.

Finally, the opening saxophone of “Jubel” by Klingande begins to play over the PA. As it speeds up, eventually it hits a crescendo into a drop.

“Save me”

Tyke Index appears from behind the curtain with a hood over his head just as the chorus rolls.

Jen Vallejos
Tyke Index is back!!!

Ray Hudson
We’ve been waiting a long time for this moment. I told ya!

There is loud cheers from the crowd as Tyke poses at the bottom of the ring steps, before entering the ring.

“5..4..3..2..1..”

The lights go off and when they come back on Tyke is sitting in his corner. The referee slides into the ring and it looks like this match is 100% official.

Jen Vallejos
There’s the ref. This is really about to happen.

Ray Hudson
I’m getting the confirmation that this match will be Street Fight rules.

Wavy Crockett
A real fight! Oh hell yeah!

Match Official: Jack Glascock

Street Fight Match
Tyke Index
vs
Snakebite

Both Tyke Index and Snakebite step up to the middle of the ring and look each other deep in the eyes, as the fans go nuts. They exchange a few words that can’t be made out on camera, and then Snakebite throws a right hand.

But Tyke blocks it and kicks Snakebite in the gut, before giving him the Total Definition!!

Tyke hooks the leg.

One

Two

ThrTyke pulls Snakebite’s head up, and mixed reactions come from the crowd!!

Tyke Index puts one finger up and wags it back it forth, signifying he’s not finished this early.

Tyke pulls Snakebite to his feet and Snakebite comes out of nowhere with rights and lefts to the stomach of the King of Coke Mountain.

Tyke throws a mean uppercut, knocking Snakebite on his ass. But Snakebite shakes it off and gets right back to his feet, only to run right into a belly to belly suplex from Tyke.

Snakebite rolls out of the ring to regain his composure. Tyke is in the ring laughing and shaking his head at old man Rob. Mixed reactions still coming from the crowd.

Tyke rolls out of the ring and Snakebite starts throwing some more rights and lefts to Tyke’s stomach. Tyke takes Snakebite down with a lariat.

Tyke mounts Snakebite and starts throwing forearm smashes into his face, until Snakebite finally throws him off.

Both men get to their feet and Tyke quickly runs at Snakebite with a flying forearm smash, but Snakebite sidesteps and sends Tyke into the steel turnbuckle post!!

Snakebite catches his breath for a moment and then lifts up the ring apron, as the fans get excited…. with their blood thirsty selves.

Snakebite pulls out a steel chair and the arena is going nuts. Tyke is getting to his feet, and Snakebite smashes the chair over his head!

Snakebite wacks Tyke in the head with the chair once more, and this time Tyke folds in half and collapses to floor.

Snakebite starts beating Tyke over the back with the chair, over and over and over and over. Then he just throws the chair to the side, and jerks Tyke up and throws him into the ring.

Snakebite slides into the ring and is smirking, confident he is going to defeat Tyke Index. The fans start chanting “Tyke!” over and over.

Tyke slowly gets to his feet and Snakebite kicks him in the gut and goes to deliver Venom Injection!!!

But Tyke spins himself quick and pushes off Snakebite’s shoulders, landing on his feet. He quickly kicks Snakebite in the knee, making him fall to one knee.

Tyke steps backwards, bouncing off the ropes, and comes back at Snakebite with an inziguiri.

Tyke looks to be ready to take Snakebite to Coke Mountain, and all the fans in London are on their feet.

Tyke goes for it, but Snakebite rolls out of the way. He runs at Tyke, only for Tyke to sidestep, quickly go behind Snakebite and drop him over and over with multiple rolling Germans.

Both men are to their feet, and Tyke gives Snakebite a fallaway slam. Then he follows up with Coke Mountain!!!

Tyke Index laughs, and then out of nowhere Skrabz slides into the ring right in front of him. Tyke’s eyes go wide before he is dropped with a Mic Check!!!

The fans are going nuts for their hometown hero. Though some scattered boos can be heard.

Skrabz stands over Tyke’s body, laughing himself now. Skrabz looks over at Snakebite, raising an eyebrow. Then he looks back at Tyke with a grin on his face. Jack is yelling at Skrabz, but Skrabz pays no mind to the ref.

Skrabz finally grabs Snakebite by the wrist and pulls him over Tyke’s lifeless body. The ref hesitates for a moment, and Skrabz leaves the ring.

One

Two

ThrChris Mosh comes out of nowhere, breaking the pin up!!!

The whole building fills with loud boos, and confused faces. Even Skrabz looks back with confusion from on top of the stage area. And just as it looks like he might come back, he shakes his head and exits through the curtains instead.

Mosh flips the London fans off and pulls Snakebite to his feet before dropping him with the Moshplex!!!

Mosh drags Tyke over Snakebite and the ref looks real frustrated with all these interruptions.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Tyke Index

Match Length: 06:27
“Jubel” by Klingande begins to play throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Tyke Index!!!

Tyke Index and Snakebite both slowly come back to.

Ray Hudson
Well, Tyke Index returns and has let out whatever frustration he had left. At least it seems that way.

Wavy Crockett
I can’t believe Rob still tried again after he said he was done.

Jen Vallejos
Knowing Rob, he was just giving Tyke Index and the people what they wanted. That’s the type of man he is.

Wavy Crockett
Rob is cool and all, but if you think he just came here tonight to be a punching bag, you’re trippin.

Jen Vallejos
No. I’m sure he fought his hardest. But I don’t believe he truly has a beef with Tyke. I’m sure he gave Tyke his best.

Ray Hudson
If that’s the case, and I believe Rob did give his best, then the better man is Tyke Index. And I don’t think a single person is surprised about that.

Jen Vallejos
Welcome back, Tyke.

Wavy Crockett
We’re just left with the question though; did Tyke Index actually defeat Snakebite, or did Snakebite lay down for Tyke?

Jen Vallejos
Stop being petty, Wavy…

Both Snakebite and Tyke Index are pulling themselves up, fire in their eyes, and they are interrupted by Kamelot’s “Necropolis” playing over the speakers!!!

Ray Hudson
Oh, come on! Really?!

Wavy Crockett
I knew it! I knew Reaper wouldn’t leave his little buddy hanging! What a guy!

Jen Vallejos
What a monster, you mean! What business does he even have here?! Tyke ditched him and AMV to go find his smile.

Noticeably absent from the proceedings is Aloysius Marcus Vance IV himself; Reaper marches down the ramp with his masked eyes on the ring. Tyke, now laughing to himself as he is draped over the ropes in the corner, taunts Snakebite while clapping and laughing at his opponent. Stepping over the ropes, Reaper moves to the center of the ring, between the two men, looking back and forth between Robert Mack’s alter ego and his former Summit partner… and the fans are on the edge of their seat!

Wavy Crockett
Someone’s gonna get it! But who?!

Ray Hudson
Kind of a stupid question, isn’t it? I mean, weren’t Tyke and Reaper partners?

Wavy Crockett
Yeah, you’re right. Just… after hearing what AMV was talkin’ earlier this week and not seeing him out here…

Reaper immediately turns and moves toward Snakebite, but the smaller man quickly throws a dropkick to the knee of the monster!

Jen Vallejos
Okay now, Rob….

Within seconds, Snakebite leaps on Reaper’s back before the big man recovers, wrapping a thick arm around his neck and throwing clubbing shots at Reaper’s masked and hooded head! Despite the grueling match, Snakebite is taking no chances that he’s next on the list and is assaulting the New Nightmare. Tyke, taken aback by this, quickly leaves the ring as Reaper reaches back and grabs Snakebite by the head, flipping the man over his head and down to the mat with authority!

Wavy Crockett
Rob should’ve ran when he had the chance.

The crowd reacts powerfully as Reaper spreads his arms wide and roars behind that mask, reaching down to pick Snakebite up by the throat and bodily lift him into the air with one hand! Like Rugal disposing of a beaten Akuma, Reaper throws him to the canvas with a mighty chokeslam and sheds his leather jacket, throwing it aside! Picking him up again by the throat, Reaper stands Snakebite up mid-ring and delivers a masked headbutt to Snakebite… then stands him up a second time! This time, however, Reaper backs off a few steps and delivers The Scythe to Snakebite, putting him down harder than the chokeslam ever did! Outside the ring, Tyke is practically dancing a jig in glee, rolling back into the ring in short order to taunt Snakebite!

Wavy Crockett
Destruction, baby! No one is safe! Not even the man signing the checks!

Jen Vallejos
Disgusting! And look at Tyke! You’d swear he won the Super Bowl or something!

Tyke raises Reaper’s arm as the masked man stands over Snakebite… but Reaper slowly turns toward his former Summit partner and looks far from pleased!

Wavy Crockett
Hold the phone…

Yanking Index in close, Reaper grabs him by the head with both hands, locking in the 1,000 Screams! Tyke, wide-eyed, tugs and yanks at the arms and fingers of Reaper, but the masked man only squeezes harder, the face of the leader of Coke Mountain turning a deep shade of red in short order!

Jen Vallejos
Hey, whoa! That’s your partner, Reaper! What the hell?!

Ray Hudson
The New Nightmare is on a rampage here! No wonder AMV isn’t with him: the monster is going into business for himself! But what’s the meaning of this?! They said it was time to move up the timetable, but… for what?!

Wavy Crockett
I’m not sure we wanna know! Reaper unchecked… can MHW even survive something like that?!

Tyke soon falls unconscious and Reaper shoves him to the mat, both him and Snakebite laid out as Kamelot starts to play and Reaper, snarling, grabs his coat and leaves the ring, heading up the ramp!

Ray Hudson
Look at the carnage…

AMV meets Reaper at the top, slowly applauding even as the New Nightmare walks past him. Vance soon follows his charge through the curtain.


As “Kings and Queens” by 30 Seconds To Mars blasts over the speakers, Agent Gostaple steps from behind the curtain first and points to the entrance way. As the chorus of the song hits, “Main Star” Ace Starr steps out with a huge smirk upon his face and poses making a star sign with his hands. Agent Gostaple then points the way to the ring flamboyantly as Ace swaggers his way down the ramp with a huge smirk on his face.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 215 pounds….. from Los Angeles……. he is being accompanied to the ring by Agent Gostaple… “Main Star” Ace Starr!!!

Agent Gostaple enters the ring first and starts to clap for Ace as he rolls under the ring to huge jeers from the crowd. Ace jumps onto the middle rope as the arena lights swirl around him, meanwhile Gostaple takes a mic and stands centre ring.

Agent Gostaple
There were no stars in this city…

Agent Gostaple then hands the microphone to Ace Starr who is still on the middle turnbuckle rope. Ace tilts his head up looking solemnly around the arena, who are now jeering profusely…

“Main Star” Ace Starr
Until I arrived…

Ace drops the mic and stretches his arms out either side, which only winds the crowd up more as the music fades out.

Wavy Crockett
These guys make me wanna hurl.

Ray Hudson
Ace Starr officially had his debut match two weeks ago, quickly defeating Chris Mosh. But he was originally set to debut a month ago, but his match was stopped before it could even start, by his opponent tonight.

Whispers fill the arena before the guitar rifts of “Bodies” by Drowning Pool blasts through the arena. Alastair Frost comes out slowly and methodically as he puts on a pair of sunglassess. He snickers at the jeers that are given to him.

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… weighing in at 195 pounds….. from Washington, D.C…….. Alastair Frost!!!

Alastair slips under the bottom rope and remains in the middle of the ring while waiting for his opponent as he gives the fans booing the middle finger.

Jen Vallejos
Alastair Frost looks hungry.

Wavy Crockett
And it’s lunch time.

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

Alastair Frost
vs
“Main Star” Ace Starr

Frost wasted no time going at Ace Starr with a running knee strike. Frost quickly mounted the Main Star and started throwing forearm strikes into his face until Ace threw him off.

Ace struggled to get to his feet quickly but Frost was waiting with a roundhouse kick. Frost quickly pinned Starr.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

Starr quickly rolled out of the ring to catch his breath. The fans started booing and Starr held up one finger, breathing heavy, letting the fans know they needed to relax and give him a minute.

Frost rolls out of the ring and Starr rolled back into it. Starr started yelling at Frost to give him some time but Frost wasn’t having it. Frost rolled back into the ring, and Starr rolled out the other side. The arena was booing very loudly.

Frost looked like he was about to blow a gasket, and then after a few seconds he rolled out of the ring again. This time Starr quickly grabbed him and threw him into the outside barricade.

Starr rolled back into the ring and yelled at the referee to hurry up and count his opponent out. Frost would easily beat the countout, but as soon as he started to get to his feet in the ring, Starr dropped him with a scissorkick.

Starr hooked the leg.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

The two superstars would continue on, back and forth, putting on a rollercoaster of a match. But in the end, Ace Starr would find himself on the top rope looking down at a laid out Alastair Frost. He went for his StarrStrukk!!!

But Frost rolled out of the way, then rolled back towards Ace and hooked him into the Hell Hound!!!

The ref was checking on Ace, and he was trying so hard not to give up, but the pressure became too much and he tapped out!!!!!

WINNER:
Alastair Frost

Match Length: 09:54
Jen Vallejos
And that’s all she wrote. No pun intended.

“Bodies” by Drowning Pool plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Alastair Frost!!!

Alastair Frost celebrates in the ring.

Ray Hudson
What a match! It only makes you wonder where these two superstars would be a few months from now, if MHW was still around then.

Wavy Crockett
Hopefully Ace was in Heart Sweats, exclusively. Because I can’t stand him around here.

Jen Vallejos
Me neither.

Ray Hudson
Well he put on a great showing tonight. You gotta respect that.

Wavy Crockett
No we don’t.

Ray Hudson
Congratulations, Alastair Frost.


The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena as the entrance way and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. The lights then flash wildly like lightning. “Redneck Stomp” by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, black wrestling tights, and black boots. He stands at the top of the entrance way and looks around the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is a Triple Threat Match for one fall, and is for the MHW AMMO Television Championship!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 240 pounds….. from Brooksville, Florida……. he is one of the challengers… Ripley!!!

Ripley then starts walking towards the ring. As he makes his way down the aisle to the ring he looks at the fans. Once he reaches the ring he stops and looks at it then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring.

Jen Vallejos
Ripley wants his belt back.

Wavy Crockett
It’s not his belt anymore, Jen.

Jen Vallejos
That’s not how he feels.

In the ring Ripley paces around, then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans. He points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down unzipping his hoodie and tosses it to ringside, walking to the center of the ring as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.

Ray Hudson
This very well may be Ripley’s last shot. With Episode 30 being the final show, if Ripley doesn’t win the belt tonight, it’s highly doubtful he’s going to get another chance.

“Crown” by Kelly Rowland gears up and Teresa Duke emerges from behind the curtain and she poses in the entranceway. She makes her way down the ramp fluffing her big curly hair.

Meozha Zhanae
And one of his opponents… weighing in at 165 pounds….. from Atlanta, Georgia……. she is the other challenger… Teresa Duke!!!

Teresa slaps hands with the fans before she finally gets inside the ring. Making her way to the closest corner and standing on top, pointing to the fans with a big smile on her face. She gets down and goes to the middle of the ring fluffing her hair.

Jen Vallejos
I really like Teresa Duke. I can only imagine how far she would’ve went if MHW wasn’t closing it’s doors.

Wavy Crockett
She probably would have ended up my wife.

Ray Hudson
That’s doubtful.

The lights dim as the opening to “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play through the PA system. A thin layer of fog begins to cover the entrance stage and ramp when a dark blue spotlight shines down on Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, who is kneeling down and looking to the floor. As the song kicks into full swing, Bruiser slowly rises to her feet making her AMMO Television Championship around her waist visible and then she makes an “M” shape with her hands to signify the Shieldmaidens.

Meozha Zhanae
And their opponent… weighing in
at 150 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. she is the MHW AMMO Television Champion… Becca “Bruiser” Maguire!!!

Bruiser begins to slowly and methodically make her way down the ramp, focusing on nothing but the ring in front of her.

Jen Vallejos
Bruiser has become a very proud champion. But the odds are not in her favor in this match.

Ray Hudson
True champions rise and overcome.

Once Bruiser reaches the bottom of the ramp, she slides into the ring and while staying on her hands and knees, she scoots over to the center before making the “M” shape with her hands again and then slowly stands to her feet while pulling back her hood and removing the face mask. She then unfastens her championship from around her waist and repeatedly slaps it before she places it over her shoulder as “Indestructible” fades out.

Match Official: Regina Ball

MHW AMMO Television Championship
Triple Threat Match

Becca “Bruiser” Maguire©
vs
Ripley
vs
Teresa Duke

All three superstars circle the ring, ready to go. Teresa has a grin on her face, while Bruiser and Ripley look more focused. Bruiser goes towards Teresa first, while keeping her eyes on Ripley.

Teresa goes forward and lands a missile dropkick on Bruiser, knocking the Shieldmaiden down. Teresa turns her attention to Ripley and tells him to “come on”.

Teresa ends up approaching Ripley first, and gets taken down with a spinebuster out of nowhere. Then Bruiser comes flying out of nowhere with a running forearm smash, taking Ripley down. Ripley goes rolling out of the ring.

Teresa is getting back up and Bruiser hits her with a spinning back elbow strike. Bruiser immediately runs the ropes and comes back with her Freedom Punch!!

But Teresa sidesteps it and gives Bruiser a back-body drop instead. Teresa gets to her feet, holding her jaw. Ripley slides back into the ring and Teresa shakes it off.

Teresa grabs Ripley by the head and he quickly kicks her in the gut, before planting her into the mat with a ddt.

Bruiser is back up and comes running at Ripley, but he stops her in her tracks with a European uppercut. Then Bruiser shakes it off and takes him down with a spear.

They all three exchange moves for a while until Bruiser finally puts Ripley out with her Kickstarter!!!

Bruiser hooks the leg.

One

Two

Teresa breaks the pin, and Ripley rolled out of the ring. Teresa and Bruiser would go back and forth for the remainder of the match.

Finally, Teresa would give Bruiser the Candy Wrapper!!!

Teresa hooked the leg.

One

Two

ThrRipley broke the pin attempt up!

Teresa got to her feet and dropped Ripley with the Sweet Tooth!!

Then Teresa went to the the top rope as The O2 Arena got to their feet. She came flying down onto Ripley with Over The Edge!!

Teresa hooked the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Teresa Duke

Match Length: 13:42
Bruiser came flying onto Teresa right after the three count! She was too late…

Jen Vallejos
No! Bruiser was so close!

“Crown” by Kelly Rowland begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW MHW AMMO Television Champion… Teresa Duke!!!

Teresa Duke celebrates with her new Championship, while Bruiser sits in the ring with her head down, frustrated.

Ray Hudson
Just a rookie in this business! Only her third match here in MHW. This is epic!!

Wavy Crockett
The most beautiful AMMO Champion we’ve ever seen!

Jen Vallejos
Hey! Bruiser is beautiful!

Ray Hudson
Ripley is not too bad himself…

Jen Vallejos
Truth!

Wavy Crockett
They can be that. But Teresa Duke is the one!

Ray Hudson
Very impressive win for her tonight.

Jen Vallejos
Right place, right time. She wouldn’t even have had this opportunity this early if it wasn’t for MHW closing down in two weeks. So this is awesome.


“Bloody Nose” by Hollywood Undead hits and Chris Mosh stands with his back towards the ring, in a black hoody with the hood on. Chris turns his head towards the ring as he smirks, then turns around.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 210 pounds….. residing in Las Vegas, Nevada……. “Mr. MHW” Chris Mosh!!!

Mosh walks towards the ring as he just ignores the crowd. He walks up the stairs and jumps over the top rope before turning in the middle of the ring. He stands with his back to the hard cam as he turns his head and smirks.

Ray Hudson
Can Chris Mosh and Emily Falls get along here?

Jen Vallejos
Hopefully so. This is already a tough match for them anyways. The last thing they need to do is butt heads. They’re going to have to come together to have any chance of winning this match.

Wavy Crockett
Wrong. They have absolutely no chance of winning this match. No matter what.

”Evil” by Dove Cameron behins to play throughout the arena. “Evil” Emily Falls walks down the ramp, looking around at the crowd.

Meozha Zhanae
And his tag team partner… weighing in at 120 pounds….. from Denver, Colorado……. “Evil” Emily Falls!!!

Emily steps into the ring and frowns at the crowd. She walks around the ring for a little bit, waiting for her opponents.

Ray Hudson
This is the second to last show. Maybe Mosh and Emily will show us a side of them we have never seen…

The lights dim and the crowd starts to murmur in anticipation. Three Days Grace’s “Riot” starts playing and the Shieldmaidens’ logo pops up on the entrance screen.

“If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off, so stepped on
You’re not the only one
Refusing to back down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens, steps out first, to her immediate right stands her fellow group member, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, with Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton standing behind and towering over the others. Stepping out next is Aoife “Banshee” Maguire on the far left. Slipping in to the left is another tattooed woman, Katrina “Hairicin” Knox. With all five in place, Bandit nods and they stare the ring down like it owes them all money.

“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

As the chorus rages over the speakers, Zombie and Bandit lead the group to the ring. They surround the ring, Bandit going around the right while Hairicin and Banshee go to the left. Titaness and Zombie follow Bandit and then keep going so as to give the ring at least one ‘Maiden on all four sides.

Meozha Zhanae
And their opponents… weighing in at a combined weight of 277 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. Wendy “Zombie” Stevens and one half of the MHW Tag Team Champions Jackie “Bandit” Layton… they are the Shieldmaidens!!!

“If you feel so filthy
So dirty, so fucked up
If you feel so walked on
So painful, so pissed off
You’re not the only one
Refusing to go down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.

“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

As soon as it starts, the five women all climb up into the ring and make their way to the middle, taking their places as they face the hard camera in the same order they stood on the stage. The chorus plays again and Zombie raises her fist, the other four doing the same in unison, all seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

Tag Team Match
Wendy “Zombie” Stevens and Jackie “Bandit” Layton
vs
“Evil” Emily Falls and Chris Mosh

The match starts with Zombie and Falls. Falls instantly gets in Zombie’s face and starts yelling at her. Zombie just laughs and pushes her away. Falls gets mad and spits in Zombie’s face!

You can hear the “oooooooo”s from the crowd and Zombie is not smiling anymore. Falls then slaps the piss out of Zombie, really setting the crowd off. But especially pissing Zombie off.

Zombie kicks Falls in the gut and drops her with a spike ddt. Mosh is shaking his head in his corner. Zombie starts stomping away viciously at Falls.

Falls slowly rolls to her corner to tag in Mosh while Zombie keeps stomping on her. Mosh puts his hands up in the air, not tagging himself in.

Zombie sends in elbow into the jaw of Mosh, knocking him off the apron. She pulls Falls to her feet by her hair. Then she gets the Evil one in position for a powerbomb and delivers a running powerbomb.

Zombie sits there for a minute looking down at Falls, with a snarl on her face. Then she adjusts herself and hooks Emily into an armbar. The Coven member is screaming in pain and the ref is checking on her.

Mosh comes up behind Zombie and breaks the submission up, as the fans boo. The ref yells at him to go back to his corner and he does.

It became obvious Mosh only broke the submission to get Zombie back for hitting him, as for the short remainder if this match Mosh refused to let Falls tag him in.

Finally after Falls took move after move after move from both Zombie and Bandit, as they tagged in and out like a tag team should, Mosh would finally extend his hand yelling for Falls to tag him in.

Falls slowly crawled her way to her corner, going for the tag while Bandit let her. But then right as she reached out, Mosh pulled his hand away and jumped down fron the apron, as the fans booed loudly.

Mosh began walking up the ramp to the back, as Bandit and Zombie shook their heads at that cold hearted young man. Bandit tagged in Zombie, and Zombie finished Falls off with a trip to Zombieland!!!

WINNER:
Shieldmaidens

Match Length: 05:13

Jen Vallejos
What a dick Mosh is…

Three Days Grace’s “Riot” begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winners of this match… The Shieldmaidens!!!

Zombie and Bandit celebrate in the ring with their Shieldmaiden sisters.

Ray Hudson
To be fair, he did what he said he was going to do.

Wavy Crockett
Speaking of what he said, he said he wants to fight me again. Well, Rob doesn’t need to make a match. That clown can run up on me whenever he wants. No ref needed. I’ll slap the smirk off his face. Ugly ass boy.

Jen Vallejos
No surprise the Shieldmaidens have won. They are a unit that no one can touch.

Ray Hudson
That’s for sure.

Wavy Crockett
Chris, if you wanna fight, come see me. Its whatever!

Jen Vallejos
Leave it alone, Wavy.

Ray Hudson
Congrats to the Shieldmaidens. And this sets the tone for the other Shieldmaidens later tonight. All of them have something to walk away with for the remainder of the night.


With the lights dimmed, the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is a Hardcore Rules Two Out Of Three Falls Match for the MHW Hardcore Championship!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 105 pounds….. from Asheville, North Carolina……. she is the challenger… “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire!!!

Psycho slides into the ring looking like she can’t wait to get down to business.

Jen Vallejos
Well, Psycho was the very first Hardcore Champion, and she’s looking to regain that strap.

Ray Hudson
To end MHW as the Hardcore Champion has to be the goal here.

“Green Light Go” by Becky G fires over the PA System as “The War Queen” Leah makes her way out through the entrance, wearing her MHW Hardcore Championship. Stoically standing at the top of the stage, Leah raises her War Queen W high in the air drawing in more heat.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 132 pounds….. from Chicago, Illinois……. she is the MHW Hardcore Champion… “The War Queen” Leah!!!

Leah slowly walks down the aisle as fans let her know how disappointed they are in her. Without acknowledging the crowd, Leah rolls in under the bottom rope and walks over to her corner. Leah props herself up the turnbuckles, sitting down on the top. The War Queen lets the War Queen W fly once more as the music cuts out.

Jen Vallejos
It’s going to be a warzone.

Ray Hudson
That’s without a doubt.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

MHW Hardcore Championship
Hardcore Rules Two Out Of Three Falls Match

“The War Queen” Leah©
vs
“Psycho” Saoirse Maguire

It didn’t take very long for these two ladies to start throwing hands. Psycho started throwing in some leg kicks, and Leah showed she could do the same.

They would stumble out of the ring together and brawl at ringside. Leah would pull out a steel chair and the fans would go nuts. But Psycho would dropkick that right into The War Queen’s face.

Psycho would then start beating Leah with the chair until Leah would pull Psycho by the hair right into the steel stairs, face first.

It wasn’t but moments later that blood was pouring out of Psycho’s mouth. The fans were chanting “Holy Shit!”

Leah would get Psycho over the barricade and start fighting out into the crowd, reminiscent of their Mile High Spectacular 2 match for the Hardcore Title.

Psycho would start fighting back, and the two would beat each other’s asses all throughout the crowd. They would eventually go through the double doors, out into the hallways of The O2 Arena.

The two would beat each other up throughout the hallways, as fans started making their way out there too, as security did their job of holding them all back.

Psycho would hit a Gealtachta on Leah that would send her headfirst through a window, but not her whole body!!!

Psycho would yank her out and onto the floor, before pinning her.

One

Two

Three!!!

“Psycho” Saoirse Maguire wins the first fall.

Two more referees show up and they pull Psycho back so that Jack Glascock can check on Leah. It’s revealed that Leah is busted open.

Once it’s clear that The War Queen wants to continue, the other refs leave Jack to his officiating. Psycho keeps beating down Leah for a while.

Eventually Leah starts fighting back, and they eventually make it to Gorilla position, and fight through the curtains, out onto the stage area.

They brawl for a while on there until Leah goes to throw Psycho off the stage, but Psycho reverses around and chunks Leah off, as she goes flying though wooden crates on the concrete floor!!!

The fans are chanting “Holy Shit!” and the ref is panicking. Psycho slowly makes her way down the ramp a bit and to the concrete floor, where she makes her way around to the carnage she has created.

When Psycho arrives to the broken wood, and Leah’s body, she starts to pull her up. Out of nowhere, somehow, Leah starts throwing Muay Thai knee strikes into Psycho, dropping her to her knees.

Then with whatever energy she has, as the fans are going absolutely nuts, Leah gives Psycho The Endgame and falls over onto Psycho’s body.

One

Two

Three!!!

“The War Queen” Leah wins the second fall.

The remainder of the match is slow, as both competitors try to fight with the remaining energy they have. Which just isn’t much. Both bleeding.

They make it all the way back to ringside. And at the same time, on each side of the ring, they both reach under. Psycho pulls out her blackthorn shillelagh, and Leah pulls out her 2×4 covered in barbwire.

They both get into the ring and step up to one another, huffing and puffing, as the fans start chanting “This Is Awesome!” Leah swings the 2×4 into the side of Psycho, and Psycho swings the shillelagh into the side of Leah. And somehow they deal with the pain and keep going back and forth.

The fans start chanting “Holy Fuck!” as these two crazy women beat the holy fuck out of each other with these dangerous weapons. Both their arms now bleeding from the strikes.

Finally, Psycho swings the shillelagh into the gut of Leah, causing her to fall to one knee.

Then Leah comes up with a mean uppercut with the 2×4, catching Psycho in the chin as blood goes flying out of her mouth and she stumbles backwards into a corner.

Psycho stumbles forward and Leah drops the 2×4 before kicking her in the gut, then going through with Drop The Bomb!!!

Leah pins the Shieldmaiden.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
“The War Queen” Leah

Match Length: 20:07
Ray Hudson
What a fucking match!!!

“Green Light Go” by Becky G begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Hardcore Champion… “The War Queen” Leah!!!

The ref hands the belt to Leah.

Jen Vallejos
These two women have all my respect. Such bad ass warriors.

Wavy Crockett
I can’t even make a corny joke to follow that, guys. You both are absolutely right. They beat the fuck out of each other just to be the one to leave with that belt.

Ray Hudson
Absolutely amazing…


“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox begins to play throughout the arena. “The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins has a solitary spotlight follow her from the entrance ramp to the northern-facing ring apron. Along the way, Ms. Vebbins pirouettes, skanks, and twirls like a whirling dervish down to the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 115 pounds….. residing in Malibu, California……. Azurine Vebbins!!!

Azurine keeps dancing until getting onto the northern ringside apron and climbing through the middle and bottom ring ropes.

Wavy Crockett
Ray had a love/hate relationship with Azurine in 2019. Were you hearing that shit, Jen?

Jen Vallejos
Azzy has come a long way. The thing about her is that she says whatever is on her mind. Doesn’t matter if it’s the right time or even just simply the right thing to say. She’s going to just say it, and that’s her style. And I can see where it can sometimes rile people up.

Ray Hudson
Well I’ve left all that in the past. The fact that Azurine Vebbins is about to step in the ring with this creepy woman is a testament to her bravery.

“A Conversation With Death” by Khemmis begins to play through the PA system as the lights in the arena dim into a blood red colour. After a few moments, Dolores slowly makes her way out onto the stage carrying Dolores the Doll in her right hand. As she makes her way down the ramp, she turns her head to the left to look out at the fans and so does the doll before the action is repeated to the right.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 118 pounds….. from The Deepest Fears Of Your Mind……. Dolores!!!

Once they reach the bottom of the ramp, Dolores sets the doll in the corner of the ring before she slithers up onto the apron and slowly climbs through the ropes. Picking the doll back up, she sits in the corner and converses with the doll as the lights go back to normal and “A Conversation With Death” fades out.

Jen Vallejos
This lady is creepy…

Wavy Crockett
I ain’t gon lie…. I’d hit it.

Match Official: Regina Ball

Azurine Vebbins
vs
Dolores

Both superstars stand in their corners while the fans take this long awaited moment in. Azzy is the first to move, finally, as she slowly approaches Dolores. As soon as Dolores cocks her head to the side though, Vebbins stops in her tracks.

Azurine looks around the huge arena, taking in the fans’ reactions to this very creepy woman. She then turns back to Dolores and continues on towards her.

Out of nowhere, Dolores headbutts Azurine in the lips. Azzy checks her lip for blood and Dolores starts sending repeated knife-edge chops at The Adorkable Angel.

Azurine throws an open palm strike but Dolores blocks it by grabbing her wrist. Then she bites Azurine on the forehead and won’t let go. Azurine is screaming in pain and the referee pulls Dolores off of her.

Azurine’s forehead is bleeding and the referee is thinking about ringing the bell, but Dolores cocks her head to the side at Regina, and Regina decides not to for some reason.

Dolores sends a spin kick at Azurine, making her stumble backwards into a corner. Dolores runs at her with a high knee.

As the match progressed, Dolores slowly gained more and more control over The Adorkable Angel. Everything she said seemed to be true. And in the end, Dolores was about to give Vebbins the Neck Snap, when Azurine reached up and rolled Dolores into a small package!!!

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Azurine Vebbins

Match Length: 08:33
Wavy Crockett
Oh snap! Azzy did it!

Jen Vallejos
How the hell?!

“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Azurine Vebbins!!!

Azurine Vebbins is laid out, as Dolores looks at her with an evil stare.

Ray Hudson
Azurine Vebbins pulled that rabbit out of the hat. Damn!

Jen Vallejos
Dolores does not look happy.

Wavy Crockett
Of coarse she doesn’t. She was giving Azurine Vebbins the beating of her life.

All of a sudden, the lights go out and we hear an evil laugh followed by the scariest scream you’ve ever heard.

Ray Hudson
What in the hell?!


The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron. Guitar stabs ring out as Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest and four women in matching kuttes, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, Wendy “Zombie” Stevens, Katrina “Knox” Knox and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire, walk out seemingly leading the way for their fifth sister. Alex “Bullet” Carbajal makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall, and is for the number one contendership to the MHW Ultimate Championship!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 135 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. she is being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens… Alex “Bullet” Carbajal!!!

The Shieldmaidens make their way to the ring and Bullet steps in, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in. She raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.

Ray Hudson
This match is very important. The winner of this will recieve the final MHW Ultimate Championship title shot. This is the last chance for Bullet, and the only chance for Reaper.

The foreboding guitars and drums of Kamelot’s “Necropolis” starts up as the arena goes dark. A spotlight shines down upon and follows the motion of the masked Reaper as he seemingly ‘appears’ within the fog billowing out of the stage. Following closely behind him is his lawyer and manager, Aloysius Marcus Vance IV, boosting the big man as they approach the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 272 pounds….. from Hell……. he is being accompanied to the ring by Aloysius Marcus Vance IV… he is the Reaper!!!

There’s little pomp and circumstance where Reaper is concerned; he ignores the fans and their reactions, pays no attention to anyone else in the ring… he doesn’t even look around.

Wavy Crockett
Reaper is the one that will be able to dethrone Skrabz. And even though I got love for Jansen Myrrh, I believe Reaper will be able to take the strap away from her.

Jen Vallejos
In other words, you believe Reaper will end MHW as THE Champion.

Wavy Crockett
Without a doubt.

Ray Hudson
Bullet has beat Skrabz before.

Wavy Crockett
But she’s never defeated Jansen Myrrh.

Reaper pulls himself to the apron, steps over the ropes and goes to face the camera, glowering behind his imposing metal mask. After a few moments, he moves into one of the neutral corners of the ring, doffing his long jacket and standing with his hands upon the ropes, head lowered, waiting for the battle to commence as Aloysius moves to the outside, continuing to talk him up.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

Number One Contendership Match
For The Ultimate Title

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
vs
Reaper

The fans were back and forth with chants for “Bullet” and then chants for “Reaper”, as the two larger than life superstars stood across from each other.

Bullet was bouncing around ready to throws hands with the big man, and Reaper stood on his side ready to go.

Bullet stepped up first, but Reaper wasted no time meeting her in the middle. Immediately, Bullet started throwing punches and kicks, catching Reaper off guard.

Reaper was trying to block all the strikes but it wasn’t working out well, so Reaper just thrusted a headbutt into the top of her skull, causing the Shieldmaiden to fold to the mat, to a knee.

Reaper took a few steps back, shaking off Bullet’s strikes, bounced off the ropes and ran back to Bullet as she got back to her feet, taking her all the way down with a leaping shoulderblock.

At this point it’s revealed that Bullet is bleeding from her scalp, most likely from the headbutt. Bullet still gets to her feet for more. AMV is shown on the outside, shaking his head.

Reaper takes Bullet right back down with a belly to belly overhead suplex, that sends her sliding under the bottom rope to the outside. The fans are all over the place with reactions.

Reaper slowly makes his way to the outside of the ring while Bullet is already pulling herself up, using the commentary table for support.

As Reaper approaches Bullet, she comes out of nowhere with a running forearm strike. Then she begins to throw elbow strikes at him until he kicks her away. But she only stumbles backwards, then runs at him with a running knee strike.

Reaper stumbles backwards and trips over the stairs. The referee has been counting and is at six, so Bullet quickly rolls into the ring and starts yelling for Reaper to hurry and do the same.

Reaper gets to his feet and is back in the ring right before the ref gets to nine.

These two go at it for a while, Reaper definitely seeming a little different than his usual self. Bullet kind of does too. She however gets a few near falls over Reaper, but can’t seem to put the big man down.

And it’s without doubt though, that as more time passes, Bullet is taking Reaper to places he hasn’t been yet. And after awhile, Reaper seems more into the match as he tries to get that number one contendership.

Finally, Bullet hits a point where she is sick of trying to keep this monster down, so she starts Sweating Bullets like never before!!

And then Bullet hits Reaper with Dios Es Una Bala!!!

Bullet pins the Reaper!

One

Two

ThreeKickout!!!!!

The fans are going nuts and soon a “This Is Awesome!” chant breaks out.

The two fight for a little longer and it comes to a point where Reaper has wore down Bullet enough that she can barely stand. She starts yelling at Reaper to bring it, and Reaper seems unsure for a moment.

Reaper finally shakes his head and gives her The Scythe!!!

Reaper hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Reaper

Match Length: 11:02
Kamelot’s “Necropolis” begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and will be fighting for the MHW Ultimate Championship in two weeks at Episode Thirty… Reaper!!!

Reaper celebrates in the ring.

Ray Hudson
What a match! Whoever walks out with the gold later tonight better hold on to it tight. Reaper is coming!

Wavy Crockett
Reaper is going to end MHW as the Ultimate Champion! I just know it!

Reaper reaches down and helps Bullet to her feet. She stumbles backwards into a corner.

Jen Vallejos
What is this…?

Wavy Crockett
My boy got a crush on Bullet?

Ray Hudson
I don’t know what the hell is going on.

Both superstars nod at one another and Reaper exits the ring and leaves with AMV, as Bullet stays in the ring.

Wavy Crockett
He got a crush on Bullet.

Ray Hudson
Definately a show of respect. I wonder what’s up with this…

Jen Vallejos
She just gave Reaper a tough match. What’s not to respect? Reaper had to earn that victory.

Wavy Crockett
And he did!

The music fades away and Bullet stumbles to the middle of the ring as the fans chant “Bullet!” over and over.

Jen Vallejos
The fans showing their respect to Bullet too. She lost the match, but she fought like a true champion.

Wavy Crockett
Tyke Index can takes some notes.

Bullet nods to the fans, and then exits the ring too.


As the actual lyrics of “You’re Going Down” by Sick Puppies begins playing, Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton saunters down the ramp wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship. Walking beside her is her husband, Joseph “Orion” Hunter.

Ray Hudson
The world is curious on how this match will play out. What is a Purgatorium Match?

Wavy Crockett
It’s from the mind of Gabriel Ohio. You know it’s going to be crazy.

A sense of determination and resolve can always be found in her eyes. Despite wearing a more stern and serious expression, she’s not one to ignore any fans or supporters. Every now and again, she’ll give a wave or slight smirk. More often than not, however, the Titaness sticks to her more serious and stoic look.

Meozha Zhanae
The following contest is the Purgatorium Match for the MHW ThrowDown Television Championship!!! The rules are as followed; you can only win by pin fall or submission, escaping the cage is not an option. There are no disqualifications and the referee can only count the three or confirm the submission. This match will not be stopped unless there is a winner. Introducing the challenger… weighing in at 145 pounds….. from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida……. she is being accompanied to the ring by Joseph Hunter… Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton!!!

When she finally gets in front of the ropes, the Titaness opts to simply step over the top rope.

Jen Vallejos
Hamilton looks focused and ready to do this. It’s almost as if she literally doesn’t fear this match at all. How could you not fear the unknown?

Ray Hudson
That’s what defines Samantha Hamilton. She is absolutely truly fearless.

Jen Vallejos
Lets not forget the ring is currently covered in shards of broken glass, The Titaness is pacing in the ring, the glass crunching under her feet. The ropes are barbed wire, she has had a good look at them.

“Pieces of Eden” by Satan’s Arrival plays and the lights slowly start to flicker. The tron lights up with a dark figure walking up some stairs. It opens a door and the tron blacks out and the music stops.
A voice is heard.

“I am free again!!”

A slowed down, more hard rock version of the theme tune plays.
The top of the ramp is filled with smoke and a red spotlight appears shortly after. A bandaged face is a familiar sight, cocked to the side.
The light goes out, few seconds later it appears again a bit down the ramp. The face of Trauma stares, but he doesn’t move. The light goes out. Shortly after the light comes back on and the face of Trauma is pressed against the camera lens.
He laughs a maniacal laugh before progressing into the ring at a slow manic pace.

Meozha Zhanae
And the MHW ThrowDown Television Champion… weighing in at 280 pounds….. from Parts Unknown……. “Trauma” Gabriel Ohio!!!

Ohio stands centre of the ring as it starts to rain blood on the ramp way and stage.

Wavy Crockett
This guy needs his own horror movie franchise.

Ray Hudson
Now or never! No turning back now.

Suddenly the cage slams down from high above, trapping both Sam and Ohio. Sam ducks her head slightly, more than likely expecting the cage to descend slowly.

Jen Vallejos
Whoa!!! What in the hell?!!

The cage is intimidating, the crowd have an audible “OOOH” as they admire the structure. Bars of barbed wire, the weapons above both sick and twisted versions of bats, chairs and more.

Ray Hudson
Notice the referee has protective gloves and knee pads as he does not want to count by slamming his hand onto broken glass. And the referee has called for the bell and this match is under way!!

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

MHW ThrowDown Television Championship
Purgatorium Match

“Trauma” Gabriel Ohio©
vs
Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton

As the bell rang Gabriel has started walking towards Sam and she ran at him and nailed a vicious spear, putting down the big man down who immediately starts clutching the back of his head while rolling on the floor!

Sam is cursing Gabriel and riling up the crowd as Gabriel gets up to one knee, Ohio is bleeding on the side of his head, the bandages that he cover his head are damaged and cut off the glass, blood leaking through, Sam is straight on the attack again, unrelenting, superkick to the kneeling Gabriel!

Gabriel soaks the blow and leans forward, still on one knee, steadies himself with his hand as he looks down at the ring floor, shaking the cobwebs out, Sam continues the assault, she runs the ropes/wire, getting nicked in the process….

Running DDT by the Titaness! Gabriel is down! This could be seen as a massive upset! The cover!

One

Two

Kickout!!

The crowd groan, wanting the three count, Sam winces in pain, her back hurting with a couple of cuts, but no regrets shown by the challenger. Sam is back to her feet, Gabriel is stirring and is kneeling and she grabs a front face lock, looking for another ddt.

Gabriel is up and has launched Sam! She has landed front side onto the glass!!

The crowd cringes audibly and it is Sam’s turn to squirm as the shards do more damage.

Gabriel is on his feet, looking pissed off. Sam rolls onto her back in time to see the hand of Gabriel grab her around the throat and lift her from the floor straight into a chokeslam!

Sam feels the full force of the move and clenches her fists closed, back to the canvas/glass, her hands shake as the adrenaline starts to kick in and after a few seconds she starts getting to her feet, very slowly and gingerly.

Ohio stands waiting, he hunches down at the knees and laughs at Sam.

The Titaness slowly makes her way back to her feet, Gabriel stands back up as she does and hits her square in the forehead. A gushing of blood is see as the Titaness scampers away holding her head. It becomes clear that the sick bastard used a large chunk of glass and he has just nailed Sam in the head with it, she is cut, she is cut bad.

Gabriel looks at his weapon of choice and licks the blood on the glass, demonically.

A few minutes pass of Gabriel taunting Sam, playing with his victim. Kicking her when she tries to get up. The canvass is stained with blood and so are the glass shards.

The titantron shows Sam’s Shieldmaiden sisters watching on a monitor, they look concerned, anxious. Sam gets up to a knee, and Gabriel blasts her in the face with a fist, no glass, just a fist, Sam is down on all fours, Gabriel again hunches down, grabs her by the hair, he smashes her in the face again, she drops down face first into the mat, Gabriel observes, The Titaness stirs once more.

The crowd are shell shocked, but seeing the resolve of the challenger they start up a chant for her, maybe half heartedly but a glimmer of hope in their hearts all the same.

Gabriel grabs her by the hair again, he looks her dead in the eye telling her, “No more games, Sam. You failed.”

Gabriel leaves Sam on her knees. Gabriel moves her hair to the side of her head. She looks at him, awaiting the blow, no fear on her face, no remorse.

Gabriel readies himself for the next blow to Sam….

Gabriel Ohio went to throw his punch, but his arm seems to stop working at the last possible second. Gabriel looks at Sam, puzzled look on his face, his hand is still clenched for the punch, he looks back at his own arm, he does the motion again, but again the blow stops short, not following through with the blow.

Gabriel slowly turns to look at Sam. She stares straight into the eyes of “Trauma.”

Sam slowly starts to stand and the eyes follow her as she stands, the grin slowly forming on the Titaness’s face is a picture that is worth a thousand words.

Gabriel tries his best to hit her, realises he cannot, he screams in her face “BITCH!” and Samantha screams back in his face, “YOU ARE MY BITCH NOW!”

Sam is battering Ohio! Blow after blow, kicks, punches, scratches, bites, no rules and she is loving it now, so are these fans!

Gabriel staggers away, he is arguing with himself now, Sam senses an opportunity. She starts climbing the turnbuckle. She ponders a high flying move but catches a glance of the warfare on the roof. This sparks a frenzy amongst the crowd. She climbs the cage side and reaches up and grabs a barbed wire bat.

Gabriel turns around, still muttering to himself he looks up in time to see The Titaness jumping off the top rope and smacking Gabriel Ohio right in the forehead with a double axe handle but used a bat instead, not just any bat, a barbed wire bat.

Sam has let go of the bat but the bat does not fall to the floor, it is entangled into the bandages on Gabriel’s head. Ohio is down on his knees. Sam walks forward, herself a crimson red, she grabs the bat and pulls it out of the bandages, which are fraying away like crazy and are loose. She swings again and connects again, this time it doesn’t snag but Gabriel crumples to the floor.

Samantha straddles the chest of Gabriel. The ref goes down to make the count but doesn’t get the chance as Sam grinds the bat into Ohio’s face.

The bandages are loose and Ohio pushes Sam off of him, he gets to his feet but his back arches as Sam has the loose bandages and is pulling, unravelling them. Now she has all of them in her hand.

The crowd are going wild in shock and awe. The camera angle shows the back of Ohio, Sam has stepped back. Gabriel slowly turns around. The burns on his face, red raw, the iris of his left eye has no colour other than white.

Sam, momentarily stunned, as is everyone, comes around and runs, swinging the bat…

DÍA DE MUERTOS!!

Jesus Ohio nailed that hard! He looks pissed!

Gabriel stomps around the ring, the rage flowing through the metaphorically red of the blood, he points down at a fragile Samantha Hamilton and grabs her around the throat dragging her to her feet, puts her head between her legs, lifts her up, runs….

THE KISS OF THE CERBERUS!!

That buckle bomb onto the barbed wire, brutal, then the double powerbomb on the glass. He is sick. Sam cannot take much more if any, not even with her iron will.

The crowd are still trying to verbally revive the challenger, her blood loss is a massive concern, Gabriel also bleeding shouts obscenities at Sam again. Sam has not moved.

Gabriel climbs the turnbuckle and reaches up.

Gabriel has untangled a chain that was attached to the roof, he has pulled a long piece down and on the other end are two large fish hooks. The crowd are shocked into silence. Gabriel walks over in an angry power walk and drags Sam over to the centre of the ring.

Gabriel Ohio is piercing her back with those damn hooks!!!! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

Both hooks are pierced through the flesh of the shoulder blades. Sam shouts out in pain. The crowd are stunned. Gabriel grabs the other end of the chain and lifts, suspending the Titaness on the hooks. Sam cries out in pain and desperately tried to grab out at the hooks, to try her best to get free but to no avail.

Gabriel feeds and wraps the chain through a gap in the cage wall, loosely.

Gabriel steps back.

The referee is stunned.

Trauma walks around to the front of Samantha. He looks up at his handy work.

Sam is squirming but sadly fading.

Eventually she stops kicking.

Gabriel looks at Joseph Hunter, who is standing at ringside distraught. Trauma yells to him, “Come on. Save her!”

Hunter curses Ohio with every curse word, the chain, loosely tied, unravels and Sam falls to the floor crumpled in a heap.

Gabriel walks over, points at Sam, while looking at Hunter.

Gabriel slowly gets down and locks in the SOUL REAPER!!

The referee calls for the bell as Sam is unable to keep her arm raised after three drops of the hand.

WINNER:
Gabriel Ohio

Match Length: 19:48
Ray Hudson
I have never in my life seen anything like that…

“Pieces of Eden” by Satan’s Arrival plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner if this match, and STILL MHW ThrowDown Television Champion… “Trauma” Gabriel Ohio!!!

Ohio’s music continues playing and then the lights go out.

Jen Vallejos
Oh fuck no! Cut those lights back on! Wavy, hold me!!!

Wavy Crockett
I got you, baby.

Jen Vallejos
Get your fucking hand out my pants and hold me for real! I am motherfucking scared right now!!

Ray Hudson
Gabriel Ohio is the true definition of a monster…

A few seconds later the lights return and the cage has lifted into the rafters, Samantha’s husband enters the ring, clearing glass and grabs his wife. The crowd is shocked and dismayed.


The lights go down as the tron lights up with the Coven logo and the beginning of “American Witch” by Rob Zombie as the narrator repeats the phrase “This is a journey backed with fear, guilt and anxiety.” four times before Jansen’s name appears on the screen as the hard rock portion of the song begins. Smoke billows out on the stage as from under the floor, “Ms. Myrrhder” Jansen Myrrh rises from underneath along with Rob Zombie who begins to sing as the stage lights up and the rest of the band continues to play.

Jen Vallejos
Fuck yeah! This is awesome!

Wavy Crockett
Now I know why they use to call our boss Rob Zombie in middle school. I always wondered.

Jen Vallejos
You didn’t know who Rob Zombie was.

Wavy Crockett
No.

The smoke begins to clear as Jansen steps forward on the stage and raises her arms high in the air as the fans boo the challenger to their hometown hero’s gold. She begins to make her way down the ramp, moving from one side to the other as she gives high fives to some of the audience members closest to her, but most don’t even put their hands out.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is the main event of the night, is for one fall, and is for the MHW Ultimate Championship!!! Introducing the challenger… residing in Augusta, Georgia….. representing “Coven”, this is “Ms. Myrrhder”……. Jansen Myrrh!

Jansen works her way around ringside as well until she gets to the announce position where she starts kicking stuff off of it and climbs to the top as she raises a fan’s sign high in the air that reads “Fuck that guy!” and she shows it from side to side as the music continues to play.

Ray Hudson
Well there’s one supporter for sure. Obviously the atmosphere is not what Jansen Myrrh has been used to. But we ARE in Skrabz’ home land.

Jen Vallejos
Definately mostly boos in the arena tonight. So I can see where Jansen is happy to see that one sign.

Wavy Crockett
Fuck that guy, and fuck these people.

Jansen hands the sign back to it’s owner and leaps down from the commentary table before rolling into the ring. She gets to her feet and hits each corner of the ring before finally the band hits the final chord of the song, ending the performance. A “Skrabz!” chant breaks out.

Ray Hudson
London is ready for Skrabz. It’s obvious Jansen didn’t expect this. Do you think that will shake her? She’s come into this match very confident. But this was not expected.

Jen Vallejos
This could actually play a factor in this match. You can definately see it in Jansen’s eyes that she was not prepared for this.

Tempa T’s “Next Hype” starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying “Are you dizzy blud?”. The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.

“What kind of things that you have
When I find out don’t expect me to stop
I’ll come for the P’s that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don’t wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I’ll clear out your house on the spot”

Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out, holding his MHW Ultimate Championship in one hand, and his MHW Phoenix Championship in the other.

“CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids’ toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won’t get none of your CD’s back”

Meozha Zhanae
And the MHW Ultimate Champion… weighing in at 235 pounds….. from right here in London, England……. Skrabal Stanzas!!!

Skrabz walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.

“I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don’t know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You’re not bad you’re a mug don’t think you’re a guy
When I slap man you won’t be alright”

Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.

Jen Vallejos
There hasn’t been this much buzz for a main event in MHW history.

Wavy Crockett
My girl Jansen Myrrh has been spinning this web for months and it’s all come to this very moment.

Ray Hudson
She claims there’s destiny to be made here but can she do what no other MHW superstar has done?

Wavy Crockett
Not gon lie, Ray. A couple months ago and I would have told you that you’re full of shit, but I’m a believer, man. I believe in Jansen Myrrh.

In the ring, the referee shows the MHW Ultimate Championship to Jansen who starts to place her hand on it, but slowly pulls back instead and nods to the referee who walks to the center of the ring and holds it high in the air as the fans start to cheer in anticipation.

Ray Hudson
London is fully behind Skrabz here.

The referee hands the title off to ringside and asks each competitor if they’re ready and they both nod so he calls for the bell.

Match Official: Regina Ball

MHW Ultimate Championship
Skrabz©
vs
Jansen Myrrh

Fans begin to stamp their feet in the arena as the two circle each other in the ring and instead of locking up they come face to face and begin to jaw at each other. Jansen motions that she’s taking the title and Skrabz responds by flipping her the bird to which she quickly swats away and then he just piefaces her and she returns the favor and they start trading punches.

Skrabz backs her into the ropes and whips her across, but she reverses it and as she raises a fist high, he grabs onto the ropes to stop him from moving towards her and he just grins at her and shakes his head. Jansen responds by motioning him to bring it, screaming, “Bring it, motherfucker!”

Skrabz charges in but Jansen kicks him in the stomach and grabs him by the head and just slams him down to the mat. She tries to stomp him but he rolls away until he slides from the ring and flips her the bird again, before holding the back of his head. Jansen runs to the far ropes.

As Jansen reaches the rope, Skrabz moves out of the way as she grins and stops at the ropes and flips him off in retaliation. The referee tries to move her away from the ropes so Skrabz can get back in the ring but she brushes by him and as she does, Skrabz reaches under the ropes and grabs her leg, tripping her and pulling her out of the ring to the floor where he grabs her and runs her face first into the ring post much to the cheers of the fans.

Skrabz reaches through the ring post and grabs her hand and pulls her hard against the ring post again as her forehead once against cracks against the steel post.

The referee leaps from the ring and demands that Skrabz gets back in the ring. Skrabz holds his hands up and rolls inside as the referee goes to check on Jansen who is trying to get back to her feet again, but as she gets up her face is a bloody mess as the referee asks her if she’s done and she gives him a push and slowly places a leg on the apron and rolls into the ring.

Skrabz quickly moves in on her and pulls her up and drops her real quick with a Mic Check!!!

But the momentum of it sends Jansen out of the ring and once again to the floor as Skrabz scrambles over to try and stop her but is too late.

Skrabz once again exits the ring and drops to the floor as the referee follows and asks him to get back in the ring, but he brushes right by him as he walks over and lifts the ring curtain and looks underneath and eventually pulls out a table. On the other side, Jansen is slowly getting to her feet and she wipes her bloody face off on the curtain as well before she rolls into the ring.

Blood continues to run down her face as she takes a running start and baseball slides into Skrabz, sending him into the guardrailing hard. The crowd starts a “Let’s go, Jansen, let’s go!” chant as she slides out onto the floor and moves towards Skrabz who kicks her in the midsection and tries to send her into the ringsteps, but she reverses it and sends him back first into it instead.

Jansen takes a moment to breathe as she rests against the guardrailing and then moves in on him as she stalks him and drives a solid kick to his midsection that doubles him over on the ground. She pulls him up and hooks him in for a suplex and gets him up high and falls back, dropping him back first onto the ringsteps as the fans start to chant “Holy shit!”

Jansen pulls herself up to her feet and rolls into the ring and lies on her back for a few moments. Skrabz lets himself roll off the steps and to the floor as the London fans continue to chant for Jansen now, who’s hair is soaked in her own blood. The referee tries to check her but she pushes him away, not even gonna let him get close enough to try and stop this fight.

Jansen rolls over onto her side and up onto her hands and knees before crawling towards the edge and rolling out onto her feet on the floor. She reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair and the referee quickly hops out and warns her that if she uses the chair, he will disqualify her. She yells at him about the table but he reminds her he never used it as a weapon. Pissed off, she throws down the chair and drops down and begins to waylay a series of fists on Skrabz who grabs her and pulls her back and she cracks her head against the ringsteps and slumps to the ground.

Skrabz crawls over to the ring and pulls himself up with the ring apron and slowly rolls himself into the ring, motioning for the referee to count her out. The fans begin to boo as the referee starts his count the motionless Jansen Myrrh as she lies outside the ring on the floor. Fans begin to stamp their feet trying to will Jansen to her feet as they get loud. Her hand suddenly comes up and tries to grab at the ringsteps and she slowly pulls herself up as the referee gets to the count of eight, she is able to drag herself under the bottom rope and into the ring just before he hits the ten count much to the delight of the fans and much to the dismay of the Ultimate Champion.

Jansen slowly gets up onto her knees and gives Skrabz the double bird as he comes over and just kicks her in the face and drags her to the center of the ring where he covers.

One

Two

ThreKICKOUT!

Still covering her, Skrabz looks incredulously at the referee and slowly rises up. He grabs a handful of Jansen’s bloody hair and pulls her to her feet as he locks in for the Mic Check, but instead Jansen gives Skrabz a Mic Check and the fans lose their mind!!!

Jansen drapes an arm over the champion and the referee drops down.

One

Two

ThrKICKOUT!!!

With both wrestlers down, the referee starts a standing ten count.

One

Two

Three

Skrabz starts to roll over and get to his feet then stumbles back into the corner. He rests there for a moment as Jansen starts to get to her hands and knees and then charges over for a Death Penalty Kick!!!

But Jansen grabs his leg and whips him over and down. She rolls over and drives the point of her elbow multiple times into the thigh of the Ultimate Champion before rolling away.

As blood continues to run down her face, she slowly rises to her feet unsteadily, the referee moves in to check on her but she shoves him again out of the way as she moves over to begin to lay in kick after kick to the body of Skrabz.

Jansen grabs him by the legs and pulls him towards the center of the ring and hooks his legs under her arms and catapults him towards the corner but he misses the turnbuckle and cracks his head on the ring post before falling back into the ring as blood begins to trickle down his forehead.

Jansen drops down and rolls out of the ring and looks underneath, pulling out a chair and sliding it into the ring and moving in after it. The referee tries to grab the chair but she snatches it away from him and as Skrabz starts to get to his feet, the referee warns her of disqualification and finally she relents and as he takes the chair from her, Skrabz kicks her hard in the midsection and grabs her and lifts her dropping her hard with his version of a Myrrh-driver and these fans go nuts in the O2 as he crawls over and covers her!!!!!

One

Two

ThreKICKOUT!!!

The fans pop when she lifts her shoulder off the mat and breaks the count as Skrabz rises up and sits back in disbelief. He looks up at the referee and then back to Jansen before he staggers to his feet, blood still dripping down his forehead. He watches for a moment as Jansen reaches for the ropes to try and pull herself up.

Skrabz moves in on her but she staggers him with a discus elbow shot right to the side of the head. He spins away from her and she locks him into the Confessional, grabbing his head and his arm and dropping backwards to the mat and locking her legs around his waist from behind as she wrenches in and these fans have come to life here.

Skrabz starts looking around for a way to get free as the referee moves in and asks for a submission. Skrabz is shaking his head as he kicks with his feet to try and edge them closer to the ropes.

Skrabz raises his hand in the air as if he might actually tap out here, but then gives one more shove with his feet and they are in the ropes and the referee is asking for the break but Jansen holds on for the four seconds before finally releasing the hold as Skrabz rolls to the outside to get a break.

Jansen drops down and rolls to the outside as Skrabz slowly gets to his feet trying to shake off the effects of the Confessional. She kicks him in the gut and then drops him back to the floor with a sharp quick DDT and then struggles to get to her feet as she motions for those in the audience to scatter as she pulls up Skrabz and whips him hard as he flies over the guardrailing into the second row of seats as the fans pop huge for that.

Jansen walks towards him as Skrabz rises up from behind the first row of seats and rolls over them and onto the floor behind the guardrailing as the fans begin to jeer him as Jansen reaches over and grabs him and pulls him up and slams him against the guardrailing a couple of times and then pulls him over and lets him fall to the floor. She walks over and rolls into the ring and then rolls right back out as she breaks the referee’s count.

Jansen walks over and as Skrabz is getting to his feet, he drops her with a Mic Check on the outside!!!

As Skrabz rolls over and starts to get up, he is grinning as he pulls up Jansen and rolls her into the ring.

Skrabz slides in after her but as he gets to his feet, she is starting to get to her feet as that grin fades. He shakes his head and drops her with another Mic Check!!!

As he gets to his feet, he motions to the crowd that it’s over and as he turns back to her to go for the cover, she is already up and on her knees and starting to get to her feet as he finally flips her off and drops her with a third Mic Check!!!!!

Skrabz covers Jansen as the referee drops down and counts.

One

Two

Three!!

WINNER:
Skrabz

Match Length: 21:39
Ray Hudson
And Skrabz is still champion…

Wavy Crockett
Ricky Stanton is going to be so mad when he finally watches this!

“Next Hype” by Tempa T starts playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Ultimate Champion… Skrabal Stanzas!!!

Skrabz celebrates in the ring with both of his belts.

Jen Vallejos
Up until tonight, in my opinion, Bullet gave Skrabz the biggest challenge. Tonight, Jansen Myrrh has earned my respect.

Ray Hudson
She didn’t walk out with the gold, but yes indeed….. she proved she was worthy.

Jen Vallejos
I almost wanted to see her win this match, for her uncle.

Ray Hudson
I can say with the upmost confidence, even though she did not win, he is looking down on her a proud proud man.

Fireworks and confetti go off as we end this exciting event.

Wavy Crockett
Tyke Index is probably mad too.

Jen Vallejos
You’re such a dick, Wavy.

Wavy Crockett
You prolly want my…

Ray Hudson
Goodnight, Mile High Club!!! We will see you in two weeks for our final show…

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