MHW Throwdown #24


EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR


Sunday, October 13, 2019
Talking Stick Resort Arena
Phoenix, Arizona
LIVE only on The SE Network



The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. “A Warrior’s Call” by Volbeat starts playing for the first 26 seconds of the track and then you hear, “Let’s gets ready to rummmbbbllleeee!!”, while seeing different cuts of MHW superstars staring into the camera from different angles as the screen flickers to the beat.

Feel the power of a warrior!

Clips of Sports Entertainment Xpress in action are shown.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Clips of the Shieldmaidens in action are shown.

Let’s get ready to rumble!

Clips of the Coven members in action are shown.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Clips of Skrabz are shown, ending with a clip of him holding up both the MHW Ultimate and MHW Phoenix Championships is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are in the arena where fireworks are exploding. “A Warrior’s Call” by Volbeat keeps playing through the sound system, as the camera pans around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.

Ray Hudson
Welcome everyone to another episode of MHW ThrowDown. I am Ray Hudson, and as always I sit next to my partner in crime; Wavy Crockett.

Wavy Crockett
What a blessing that must be, Ray.

Ray Hudson
Yeah, I thank God every night before bed…

Signs in the crowd are shown, such as: “Not Guilty”, “The Coven Is Here”, “Mosh Out”, “Beware of Reaper”, and “NWA Power”.

Ray Hudson
We got an action packed night for you tonight. A very stacked card for sure.

Wavy Crockett
Yes indeedy, we got what you needy. And it all caps off with that huge Fatal Four Way tonight.

Ray Hudson
Yes. We will find out who is going to challenge Skrabz for that Ultimate belt at Black Magic.

Wavy Crockett
And we’ll also find out who isn’t.

Ray Hudson
Well yes…. that’s how that works, I suppose. Also, the Tag Titles will be on the line in a very anticipated Tag Team Showdown.

Wavy Crockett
Hot! Hot! Hot! Make sure you got your oven mits on before you take those cookies out the oven.

The lights dim as the Shieldmaidens motto “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes over the Tron as guitar stabs ring out. Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” starts up in earnest and seven women in matching kuttes, Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, Wendy “Zombie” Stevens, Katrina “Knox” Knox and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire, walk out seemingly leading the way for their eighth sister.

Meozha Zhanae
The opening contest is for one fall, and is a Round One Match in The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament!!! Making her way to the ring first… weighing in at 135 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. she is being accompanied to the ring by her fellow Shieldmaidens… she is Alex “Bullet” Carbajal!!!

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal makes her way out in a full length boxing robe, ready for war. The Shieldmaidens make their way to the ring and Bullet steps in, starting to shadowbox the second she steps in. She raises her hands into the air and then nods, ready to go.

Ray Hudson
Well the Shieldmaidens will defend their Tag Team gold later tonight, but right now Bullet has a chance to advance in this Rise of the Phoenix Tournament.

Wavy Crockett
She won the last tournament that involved a Phoenix.

Ray Hudson
Yeah, and that tournament culminated right here in Phoenix, and she became the inaugural Phoenix Champ. This tournament STARTS here in Phoenix.

”Evil” by Dove Cameron begins playing throughout the arena, as Emily Falls walks out from behind the curtains and down the ramp, looking around at the crowd.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 120 pounds….. from Denver, Colorado……. Emily Falls!!!

Very loud mixed reactions take over the arena as Jansen Myrrh, Maho, Solomon Cain, Double Team Ihari and “The War Queen” Leah step out from behind the curtain, and follow Emily down the ramp.

Wavy Crockett
Well here comes the Coven.

Ray Hudson
This is not going to turn out well.

Emily steps into the ring and frowns at the crowd. She walks around the ring for a little bit, waiting for her match to start.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament
Round One Match

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
vs
“Evil” Emily Falls

Bullet and Falls got face to face and Emily slapped the piss out of Bullet. The fans let out that “ooooooo”, and when Bullet turned her face back to Falls it was full of anger.

Bullet smashed her elbow across Falls’ face and then took her down with the Labelle lock. The referee was checking on Falls, who was screaming loud.

Bullet applied more pressure and Falls was able to get a foot on the bottom rope. The ref yelled for Bullet to release the hold, and she did, slamming Emily’s face into the mat.

Bullet yanked Falls to the middle of the ring and applied a D’Arce choke. The ref checked on Emily again but Emily was able to roll out of it.

Both women got to their feet and Emily quickly went for an Emily Fall, but Bullet turned it into an armbar on the way down.

Bullet applied more pressure once she got fully situated and the ref was checking on Falls again. But Falls was able to get a foot to the rope again.

Bullet quickly got to her feet and started taunting Emily to get up faster. Emily slowly got up, holding her arm in pain.

Bullet ran at Emily and knocked her down with a running knee strike to the face, sending Emily rolling out of the ring.

When Bullet slid out of the ring, all hell broke loose. The Coven and the Shieldmaidens started throwing down. Bullet was about to get involved, but Falls attacked her from behind and threw her back into the ring.

Falls climbed onto the ring apron, and climbed to the top rope for her Moonsault, but Bullet got to her feet and came under Emily with a power bomb from the top rope!!

The Coven and Shieldmaidens fought into the crowd, and some up the ramp, all leaving the scene as Bullet watched on. She then got Emily to her feet and took her out completely with Dios Es Una Bala!!!

Bullet covered her opponent.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Bullet

Match Length: 05:01
“God Is A Bullet” by Concrete Blonde starts playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and advancing to Round Two of The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament… Alex “Bullet” Carbajal!!!

Emily Falls starts getting to her feet, holding her nose, and Bullet grabs her from behind before spinning her into a vicious Dios Es Una Bala!!!

Ray Hudson
Wait a minute!

The music fades away as Bullet leans down and grabs Emily by the face with both hands yelling, “¿Lo quieres? ¿LO QUIERES?”

Wavy Crockett
Bullet is not done with Ms. Falls…

Bullet pulls Emily up and delivers another brutal Dios Es Una Bala, causing her to fall to the mat, her legs going out from under her!!!

Ray Hudson
Okay okay, Bullet! We get it!

Wavy Crockett
Does Emily get it though, Ray?

Bullet drags Emily’s dead weight back up yelling, “¡Por eso Dios es una bala!”

Ray Hudson
My God! Is she trying to kill Emily Falls?

Wavy Crockett
Emily chose her side, Ray.

Bullet spins Emily around and delivers another nasty Dios Es Una Bala!!!

Ray Hudson
That’s enough, Alex!!

Emily went down like she had been shot, bleeding from the mouth. Bullet glares down at her and then walks off leaving Emily in a bloody unconscious heap.

Wavy Crockett
Did Emily Falls make the right choice in joining the Coven?

Ray Hudson
I don’t think so…

Robert Mack
No more ringside shenanigans!! You’re all banned from ringside for the remainder of the matches tonight!

Wrestlers, referees, and security are holding the Coven members and Shieldmaidens back from each other, as Robert Mack yells at them.

Robert Mack
Save the fighting for the ring!

The Coven and Shieldmaidens are dragged away from each other as they cuss at each other.

Ray Hudson
We really have a war on our hands…



We return from commercial to find “The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins making her way through the backstage area. With her duffel bag over her shoulder, she reaches her locker room and grasps the door handle before opening it and enters. Closing the door behind her, she places her bag down on a nearby table and turns around and immediately freezes on the spot. The camera then cuts to what she’s looking at and sitting on a chair staring back at her with a black withered rose in its hand is a strange looking doll. Said doll is dressed in a black and purple dress with a black veil sitting on top of it’s jet black hair as it’s large black and purple eyes stare back at the young woman.

“The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins
What da foxtrot?! What kind of a voyeuristic villain would drop off a dead-eyed doll in my dressin’ room? Feelin’ an intense, instantaneous, and indecent invasion of privacy. Why are you here? Who sent you? What’s your purpose, felted friend?

All of a sudden, the lights begin to flicker, causing Vebbins to look up at the lights confused. After a few moments, everything seems to be back to normal until she looks back to where the doll was sitting to find it has disappeared leaving nothing but the rose it was holding. Vebbins proceeds to pick up said rose and begins plucking the brittle petals one by one.

“The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins
You plucked wid da wrong Phloriphornian, whoever you are! Nuh-nuh…not goin’ to be shaken like a Bond girl’s martini. Need to prepare for my dance wid Chris Mosh. Goin’ to acidify “Cold Hearted’s” aorta wid da heat my heels are goin’ to generate. Din’s are startin’ to settle back to normal…or at least dat’s what I might be deludin’ myself to in dis moment…

Vebbins shakes her head, putting the stem down beside her bag as we cut back to ringside.

The foreboding guitars and drumbs of Kamelot’s “Necropolis” starts up as the arena goes dark. A spotlight shines down upon and follows the motion of the masked Reaper as he seemingly ‘appears’ within the fog billowing out of the stage. Following closely behind him is his lawyer and manager, Aloysius Marcus Vance IV, boosting the big man as they approach the ring.

Ray Hudson
What did we just witness backstage?

Wavy Crockett
I do not know. But that’s some Annabelle shit, and I dont mess with that stuff.

Ray Hudson
Wait a minute…!!

The crowd comes to life as suddenly from behind, Erin Blue comes out from behind the stage and strikes Reaper with a steel chair.

Wavy Crockett
Erin Blue trying to get an early advantage!

Ray Hudson
That’s not very honorable though…

Blue hits him several times, until the chair is of no use to her though Reaper doesn’t go down. She takes his head and hits it against the guard rail and then pulls him over to the other side of the aisle and rams his head into that guard railing.

Wavy Crockett
She’s really going in on him!

Reaper staggers back, shaking his head as if trying to get back into this. Erin charges him and hits him with a high knee as he falls back against the apron. AMV4 is trying to get the referee to get control of this match.

Ray Hudson
This could also turn out to be her biggest mistake.

Blue gets up on the apron and runs across and flies towards Reaper who catches her with one arm, lifts her high and slams her hard down on the ring apron knocking the wind out of the Queen of Kings. She rolls under the rope and into the ring as Vance gets into Reaper’s face and points for him to get in the ring and get her.

Wavy Crockett
Yeah, she may have just made the biggest mistake of her life…

Reaper gets onto the apron and steps over the top rope and into the ring as Erin Blue crawls towards a corner and tries to pull herself up to her feet, but Reaper grabs her by the neck and yanks her to her feet as the referee finally calls for the bell as this match is finally official.

Ray Hudson
And here we go!

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

Reaper
vs
Erin Blue

Reaper grabs Blue around the throat with both hands and pulls her into the center of the ring and lifts her up high over his head as the referee gets in there and gives him a count and just before five, he slams her back down onto the mat.

Reaper pulls her to her feet and whips her into the corner, but Erin runs up the turnbuckle and leaps backwards with a cross body but Reaper just catches her with ease and then walks around the ring with her before slamming her down onto the mat.

Erin rolls over onto her stomach and grabs at Reaper’s foot and tries to pull herself up and he grabs her and brings her up to her feet and lifts her up into a torture rack.

Reaper walks around the ring with her up and as the referee tries to find out if Erin wants to submit, Vance orders him to drop her and Reaper lets her fall off his back and to the mat.

Reaper yanks her up to her feet, whips her into the ropes and as she rebounds, he goes for a clothesline but she ducks and school girls him for a pin.

One

Kickout by Reaper!

Reaper reaches down and grabs Erin by the head and pulls her straight up onto her feet and then begins to hammer her head with his own as he delivers a series of vicious headbutts that eventually busts open the Queen, and she eventually goes limp in his hands.

Reaper finally clamps on the clawhold, though she doesn’t move as she is already out. He lifts her up high and slams her down onto her back maintaining the clawhold as the referee goes down to count.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Reaper

Match Length: 00:59
Ray Hudson
Well that did not go as Erin Blue planned…

Reaper finally releases the hold from a bloody Erin Blue and she lies there still as Vance enters the ring and raises the hand of the Reaper as Kamelot’s “Necropolis” begins to play.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Reaper!!!

The referee checks on Blue and eventually calls for medical personnel while the Reaper stalks around in the ring.

Wavy Crockett
Did you think it was going to end any other way?

Ray Hudson
No. Not really.

Vance exits the ring and motions for Reaper to follow but he remains in the ring as the medics wheel a gurney down to the ring. As they try to get into the ring, Reaper stands over a fallen Erin Blue.

Wavy Crockett
These people better take their asses back to the back until Reaper’s gone. Do they have a death wish?

Ray Hudson
He’s not going to do them anything. They haven’t done him anything.

The referee tries to get him to move, but Reaper grabs the referee and throws him through the second ropes and to the floor as the music fades away.. The medics get on the ring apron and Reaper just pushes them to the floor.

Wavy Crockett
Told you.

Ray Hudson
Y’all better get out of there!!

Vance is also trying to get Reaper from the ring, but he continues to stand over Erin Blue. He finally reaches down drags Blue towards the edge of the ring and then Reaper exits the ring before scooping Erin up into his arms.

Wavy Crockett
Is he about to take her to hell?

Ray Hudson
I thought he already did that, Wavy.

Wavy Crockett
Well where is he going with her? Him? Is he into that TS shit?

Ray Hudson
You better hope to God that Reaper doesn’t rewatch this on The SE Network. That comment will get you killed…

As his music starts to play again, Reaper walks with Erin up the ramp and disappears into the back as Vance follows.

Wavy Crockett
I’m so confused right now…



Robert Mack is sitting behind his desk, in his office. To the left of him leaning on top of his desk, facing him, is Katrina Mack.

Katrina Mack
So you got a pretty big war going on here in MHW.

Robert Mack
Yes. Finally, a group that is a threat to the Shieldmaidens. I’m sure you’re loving that huh?

Katrina rolls her eyes.

Robert Mack
So the rumors of you being behind it aren’t true?

Katrina Mack
Didnt Jansen Myrrh already come out and reveal she put that together? Hell, I’ll even admit she came to me about it at one time. But no, as you saw last week, I was not out there. So that’s a stupid rumor that Samantha Hamilton started.

Robert bites his lip, looking at Katrina’s smooth mocha colored legs until she coughs and he snaps back into reality, looking up at her.

Katrina Mack
Speaking of Samantha Hamilton, what’s going on with her?

Robert Mack
What do you mean?

Katrina Mack
The rumors. I hear she’s pretty mad these days with MHW business.

Robert Mack
Oh. I don’t know. The only person I know that is mad is me…

Katrina looks confused.

Katrina Mack
And what are you mad about?

Robert Mack
The fact that you and I are divorced.

Katrina chuckles, getting to her feet. She leans in close to Rob, stroking his jaw line.

Katrina Mack
Yeah, I see you have something on your mind…

Robert bites his lip harder as Katrina brings her lips extremely closer to his.

Katrina Mack
I bet you wanna fuck me right here on this desk..?

Robert brings his lips to her’s and she backs away, slowly walking around to the other side of the desk.

Katrina Mack
Unfortunately there’s a camera man right there, Rob. Which means we are live on The SE Network. And I’m not too sure Mr. Stanton wants all that streaming on his network.

Katrina slowly walks to the office door, before looking over her shoulder seductively.

Katrina Mack
And besides all that, who said I’m still single…?

Katrina leaves the office, as Robert looks on confused and frustrated.

The lights dim as the opening to “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play through the PA system, a thin layer of fog begins to cover the entrance stage and ramp when a dark blue spotlight shines down on a kneeling hooded figure looking down to the floor. As the song kicks into full swing, the figure slowly rises to her feet and even though the bottom half of her face is covered with a face mask, we can see that it’s Becca “Bruiser” Maguire who makes an “M” shape with her hands to signify the Shieldmaidens.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Making her way to the ring first… weighing in at 150 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. representing the Shieldmaidens… Becca “Bruiser” Maguire!!!

Maguire begins to slowly and methodically make her way down the ramp, focusing on nothing but the ring in front of her. Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she slides into the ring and while staying on her hands and knees, she scoots over to the center before making the “M” shape with her hands again and then slowly stands to her feet while pulling back her hood and removing the face mask, revealing a snarl across her face as “Indestructible” fades out.

Ray Hudson
This is the second time these ladies will be crossing paths. And this woman right here was the winner of that first match.

Wavy Crockett
Which was her first match altogether, here in MHw.

Ray Hudson
Indeed. But their first match was just competitive. This one is more personal.

Wavy Crockett
And unlike that opening match earlier, no one is ringside for this one.

Ray Hudson
Yes, Robert Mack banned all the Shieldmaidens and Coven members.

“Green Light Go” by Becky G fires over the PA System as “The War Queen” Leah makes her way out through the entrance taking in the crowd’s boos. Stoically standing at the top of the stage, Leah raises her War Queen W high in the air drawing in more heat.

Wavy Crockett
Here comes the War Queen.

Ray Hudson
The Coven’s reveal and attack on the Shieldmaidens two weeks ago is arguably the most shocking moment in MHW history.

Wavy Crockett
Yeah, I dont think anyone saw that coming. But to be fair, I’d say it’s the second most shocking moment. The first was when I got eliminated in that Barf Your Heart Out Battle Royal some months back.

Ray Hudson
Oh Lord…

Leah slowly walks down the aisle as fans let her know how disappointed they are in her.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 132 pounds….. from Chicago, Illinois……. “The War Queen” Leah!!!

Without acknowledging the crowd, Leah rolls in under the bottom rope and walks over to her corner. Leah props herself up the turnbuckles, sitting down on the top. The War Queen lets the War Queen W fly once more as the music cuts out.

Match Official: Regina Ball

“The War Queen” Leah
vs
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire

Both women get face to face and start talking trash to each other and within moments fists start flying. The fans are into it.

Bruiser sends a European uppercut Leah’s way and as Leah steps back up to her, Bruiser knocks her down with a big boot.

Bruiser goes to grab Leah and Leah kicks her away, quickly getting to her feet. Leah sends a front drop kick Bruiser’s way, causing her to stumble backwards into the ropes.

Bruiser quickly runs at Leah with a Freedom Punch!!

Bruiser looks around the arena at all the screaming fans and then looks back down at Leah who is holding her jaw in pain. Bruiser quickly goes for her Kickstarter, but Leah moves her head, and rolls out of the ring. The fans boo.

Bruiser doesn’t waste much time waiting for Leah to return to the ring, as she rolls out and chases after Leah. Leah rolls back into the ring with Bruiser right behind.

Bruiser stands up and gets knocked back down with a roundhouse kick, sending her back out of the ring. Leah quickly runs the ropes and bounces back with a suicide dive into Bruiser, sending both of them into the barricade.

Leah holds her shoulder in pain and then slowly climbs up the apron, looking back at her Shieldmaiden opponent before jumping up for a springboard moonsault onto Bruiser as she was getting to her feet.

The fans begins chanting “Holy Shit!”

After about a minute, Leah gets to her feet and gets Bruiser back into the ring. She climbs the apron and then goes to the top rope, as all the fans in the arena get to their feet.

Leah flies high and comes down onto Bruiser with Leah Rising!!

But Bruiser brings her knees up!

Bruiser looks around the arena at the screaming fans, as Leah holds her ribs in pain. Bruiser runs her thumb across her throat, signifying the end.

Bruiser puts Leah into Freyr’s Sacrifice!!!

The ref checks on Leah, and Leah pushes up trying to escape while the ref realizes Bruiser’s shoulders are down.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
“The War Queen” Leah

Match Length: 05:31
Wavy Crockett
And Leah gets even with Bruiser with that victory right there.

The referee raises Leah’s arm in victory as “Green Light Go” by Becky G blasts out of the PA system.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… “The War Queen” Leah!!!

Ray Hudson
That’s the first singles match Bruiser has lost since arriving here in Mile High.

As Leah rubs it in to the fans that she just won, Bruiser rolls out of the ring and begins to rummage underneath the ring.

Wavy Crockett
What the hell is she doing?

Bruiser pulls out some barbed wire and a steel chair. Tossing the barbed wire into the ring, she slides in behind Leah and smashes the chair into the back of the War Queen causing “Green Light Go” to cut off.

Wavy Crockett
Talk about a sore loser!

Ray Hudson
I’m starting to realize this has nothing to do with the loss and more about the fact that two weeks ago, Leah and the Coven beat down and embarrassed Bruiser and her fellow Maidens.

Bruiser slams the chair down a couple more times onto Leah’s back who screams out in agony before Maguire tosses the chair out of the ring and proceeds to pick the barbed wire back up.

Wavy Crockett
Now what?!

Bruiser begins to wrap the barbed wire around her right foot and once that’s done, Maguire picks the Coven member up by the hair and grabs her wrist with her right hand. She yells obscenities at the War Queen before placing the barbed wire wrapped foot against the side of her head and drops to the mat.

Ray Hudson
Bruiser just hit Leah with a Kickstarter with a boot wrapped in barbed wire!

Wavy Crockett
That’s got to hurt…

All of a sudden the lights go out before any more damage can be done.

Ray Hudson
What in the world now..?!



“Bloody Nose” by Hollywood Undead hits as “The Cold Hearted” Chris Mosh stands with his back towards the ring in a black hoody with the hood on.

Ray Hudson
It’s time for our second Round One Match in this MHW Tournament.

Wavy Crockett
Earlier tonight Bullet advanced. She must have her mojo back eh?

Ray Hudson
I don’t really feel she ever lost it.

Wavy Crockett
Well you know Azzy is about to murder Chris Mosh.

Chris turns his head towards the ring as he smirks, then turns around.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is another Round One Match in The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament, and it’s for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring first… weighing in at 210 pounds….. residing in Las Vegas, Nevada……. “The Cold Hearted” Chris Mosh!!!

Mosh walks towards the ring as he just ignores the crowd. He walks up the stairs, then jumps over the top rope as he turns in the middle of the ring.

Ray Hudson
I’m actually kind of rooting for Chris Mosh. After hearing what Azurine Vebbins had to say a few days ago, she doesn’t seem to be very passionate about the sport.

Wavy Crockett
And Mosh is? Mosh is just as cocky as Azurine has been. The only difference is Azurine Vebbins is a bigger star.

Ray Hudson
Truthfully there’s not much of a difference between their win/loss records. They’ve both only held one belt a piece here in MHW. Im just saying, Azurine Vebbins isn’t that much better than Mosh, so her comments were very silly.

Wavy Crockett
She defeated the Ultimate Champion, Ray. What the hell are you talking about?

Mosh stands with his back to the hard camera as he turns his head to the camera and smirks.

Ray Hudson
She couldn’t defeat Skrabz when it really mattered. Let’s not forget she was eliminated right after Mosh in that Championship Match.

“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox begins playing throughout the arena.

Wavy Crockett
Aha. You’re really mad about Azurine’s attitude huh?

Ray Hudson
Not mad. Just stating facts.

“The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins has a solitary spotlight follow her from the entrance ramp to the northern-facing ring apron, wearing a Shieldmaiden t-shirt.

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… weighing in at 115 pounds….. residing in Malibu, California……. “The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins!!!

Along the way, Ms. Vebbins pirouettes, skanks, and twirls like a whirling dervish down to the ring.

Wavy Crockett
Whatever, Ray. You were all for Azurine a couple of weeks ago. Chill…

Azurine keeps dancing until getting onto the northern ringside apron and climbing through the middle and bottom ring ropes. Upon entering the ring, she dutifully awaits referee instruction.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament
Round One Match

Azurine Vebbins
vs
“The Cold Hearted” Chris Mosh

Azurine seemed very uninterested in the match, while Mosh looked pretty relaxed himself. The fans didn’t seem to really be into the match themselves.

Mosh was telling Azurine to bring it, but Azurine didn’t seem to really care. Mosh approached Azurine and pulled her right into a belly to belly suplex. A few fans looked up from their phones.

Azurine got to her feet and Mosh took her right back down with a headlock takedown, and then kept her in a grounded side headlock.

Azurine would escape after a few seconds, and as soon as she got to her feet she would run at Mosh who took her down with a drop toe hold.

Mosh quickly mounted Azurine from behind and started laying into the back of her head with forearm shots. Azurine was able to shake Mosh off and get to her feet where she was dropped again with a spinning neck breaker front Mosh.

Mosh went for the pin.

One

TwoKickout!

The fans were all into the match now. Mosh got Azurine to her feet and Azurine finally fought back with her Sweetheart Sock Hop!!!

Azurine hooked the leg.

One

Two

ThrKickout!!!

The fans were on their feet, and surprisingly a “Shush Her Tush!” chant started!

Azurine looked around the arena, in confusion, but quickly dusted it off and got Mosh to his feet. Out if nowhere, Mosh hit his Superkick!!

The fans were actually cheering for Mosh, as Mosh was now looking around the arena in confusion himself. He waved the fans off and went to the top rope.

Mosh came down onto Azurine with his 450 Splash!!

But Azurine rolled out of the way!

Moments later both superstars got to their feet and Mosh hit Azurine with a side kick. Azurine followed up with a knee strike and then The Pearly Gatekeepter!!!

Azurine pinned Mosh again.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Azurine Vebbins

Match Length: 02:53
Wavy Crockett
See, Mosh can’t even hang with Vebbins.

“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox begins playing throughout the arena, as their are mixed reactions throughout.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and advancing to Round Two of The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament… Azurine Vebbins!!!

Ray Hudson
Can’t hang? She almost lost that match because of her silly attitude.

The fans shockingly start up a “Take The Shirt Off” chant, followed by four claps after each chant. Azurine Vebbins awkwardly rolls out of the ring and starts heading up the ramp.

Wavy Crockett
What the hell match did you just watch, Ray? Azurine defeated Mosh in less than three minutes.

Ray Hudson
Well…. that chant is a little childish…

Wavy Crockett
Shit….I’m tryna see that too.

Ray Hudson
Eh..

Wavy Crockett
Ahahahaha! You’re really mad at her, Ray.

Ray Hudson
Whatever….

We can see Tyke Index pouring himself a glass of water from the water cooler in the foyer, Aloysius Marcus Vance IV appears from the side.

Tyke Index excitedly turns to face the fourth generation lawyer

Ray Hudson
Tyke Index must be delighted to see Aloysius Marcus Vance IV after he was acquitted of all assault charges, thanks hugely in part to the role of AMV IV.

Wavy Crockett
I wonder if AMV was OJ’s lawyer as well!

Tyke and AMV4 are deep in conversation, they both stand well clear of the microphones so as not a peep can be heard. Tyke is using his body language to express some sort of height.

Wavy Crockett
Is Tyke telling Vance the height of his curtains?

Ray Hudson
I believe Tyke may be referring to the New Nightmare Reaper, the absolute monster who has been running blood shed in Mile High recently.

Tyke and AMV4 laugh before walking down the foyer still deep in conversation.

Ray Hudson
Tyke is no idiot, he knows the odds are against him tonight in this Fatal Four Way featuring members of both the Shieldmaidens and the Coven.

Wavy Crockett
If there is one way of leveling the odds, it’s by assigning the assistance of an absolute giant who knows no remorse.

Ray Hudson
We know that Tyke Index is desperate to avenge his loss to Skrabz at Mile High Spectacular 2.

Wavy Crockett
What do you mean avenge? Tyke thinks he won the god damn match!

AMV4 puts on a thoughtful look, stroking his freshly-shaven chin before nodding and saying something back to Tyke… something that has the denizen of Coke Mountain looking… relieved? It is hard to say due to the camera angle. Afterward, the two men shake hands and Tyke struts off while AMV4 moves over to another of the tables and makes a cup of coffee.

Wavy Crockett
So what was that really about? AMV4 don’t seem like the type to associate much with someone if there isn’t something in it for him or Reaper!

Ray Hudson
Maybe Tyke is putting him on retainer? Coke Mountain is unlikely to behave much better after that acquittal… and if Vance can get him out of that… why not keep the guy around just in case?

Wavy Crockett
Tyke Index not having to worry about consequences… holy hell.

After loading his cup with lots of cream and sugar, AMV4 takes a satisfying sip, soaking in the looks that some of the others backstage give him before moving off in the direction he originally came from.


Ray Hudson
Well it’s time for a very interesting match-up.

Wavy Crockett
I think Skrabz is about to meet his kryptonite.

Ray Hudson
It’ll be interesting to see Space Lord continue on what looks to be a single run here in MHW.

Wavy Crockett
And he lost to Jansen Myrrh last Sunday.

Ray Hudson
Barely.

Wavy Crockett
Man, he lost. But no disrespect because Space Lord is too cool.

Ray Hudson
He’s out of this world, isn’t he?

Wavy Crockett
Man…you stupid..

Ray Hudson
In any event, this match was originally scheduled to be ‘Skrabz vs Lance Mikes’, but it seems as if we will be holding off on that match, as Mikes is dealing with a lingering injury.

Wavy Crockett
Is that what you call it? I call it “being scared”. That man talked all that shit, and when ‘Skrabz vs Lance Mikes’ was booked, he pops up with a doctor’s note.

“Space Lord” by Monster Magnet begins playing throughout the arena as Space lord comes storming out with “Thundering” Terry Marshall and “Cosmic Cowboy” Andy Wylde in tow.

Ray Hudson
Well, I’m not too sure that’s how it played out, Wavy. But nonetheless, Skrabz has a new opponent for tonight. And here he is!

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring first… weighing in at 285 pounds….. from the Black Eye Galaxy……. he’s being accompanied to the ring by Sports Entertainment Xpress… Space Lord!!!

Space Lord jumps into the ring and power walks around, fist pumping, while the other two SEX members stay ringside.

Wavy Crockett
Check em out, Ray.

Ray Hudson
Seeing these guys makes me just wanna go have SEX.

Wavy Crockett
Man……that has got to be the gayest thing you’ve ever said….

Ray Hudson
I mean…no……I…….and what if I was gay? I mean I’m not…..but there’s nothing wrong with being gay. You just…

Wavy Crockett
Shhhhhh. Just stop, brother…. or sister…… I dont even know…

Tempa T’s “Next Hype” starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying “Are you dizzy blud?”. The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.

♫♫♫
“What kind of things that you have
When I find out don’t expect me to stop
I’ll come for the P’s that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don’t wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I’ll clear out your house on the spot”

♫♫♫

Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out, holding the MHW Ultimate Championship strap in his right hand.

♫♫♫
“CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids’ toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won’t get none of your CD’s back”

♫♫♫

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… weighing in at 235 pounds….. from London, England……. he is the MHW Ultimate Champion… Skrabz!!!

Skrabz throws the strap over his shoulder and walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.

♫♫♫
“I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don’t know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You’re not bad you’re a mug don’t think you’re a guy
When I slap man you won’t be alright”

♫♫♫

Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring, handing his belt over to the referee. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.

Wavy Crockett
You got mighty quiet over there, Ray.

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

Skrabz
vs
Space Lord

As soon as the bell sounded, Space Lord ran at Skrabz with a running big boot, knocking Skrabz down immediately. Space Lord kept running the ropes as Skrabz, holding his head, got back to his feet.

Space Lord took Skrabz down with a clothesline, and the fans were getting excited. Space Lord hopped onto the second rope in the corner of the ring, facing the crowd, as he made a pumping motion with his arms.

Skrabz got up frustrated and quickly shoved Space Lord over the top rope and out onto the concrete floor. Mixed reactions came from the Phoenix crowd as Skrabz shook off any hate, knowing he has gotten to that point where some people just want him to lose because all he does is win.

Space Lord slid back into the ring, and Skrabz quickly went at him with the stomps. Space Lord still managed to slowly get to his feet as he got stomped on.

Skrabz started laying into Space Lord with jabs, straights, and hooks until Space Lord brought his knee up into Skrabz’ stomach.

Space Lord lifted Skrabz over his shoulder and took him down with a strong power slam. Once Skrabz got back to his feet, Space Lord locked him into a bear hug.

The ref checked on Skrabz, but it wasn’t long before Skrabz started laying into Space Lord’s head with elbows. Space Lord dropped Skrabz to his feet and Skrabz started laying into Space Lord with forearm blows.

Skrabz connects a dropkick, but Space Lord doesn’t fall, just spins around. Skrabz then drops Space Lord with a back body drop.

Skrabz continued to be mostly in control, though Space Lord kept fighting back. And out of nowhere, Space Lord would hit the Big Bang!!!

The fans were going nuts and Space Lord went for the win.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

Space Lord seemed to be getting frustrated. Once Skrabz started getting to his feet, Space Lord went to the corner of the ring and was ready to take the MHW Ultimate Champion right back down.

Skrabz got to his feet and Space Lord ran at him with a second Big Bang!!!

But Skrabz stopped him with a Liver Punch!!

Space Lord fell to his knees in pain, holding his side. Skrabz grabbed Space Lord by the hair and gave him a vicious headbutt.

Skrabz started getting Space Lord back up and Space Lord dropped Skrabz with a Cosmic Explosion!!

Space Lord went for the win.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

Space Lord went back to the corner yelling for Skrabz to get up. Skrabz slowly got to his feet, and Space Lord ran at him with another Big Bang!!!

But Skrabz reversed Space Lord into a drop toe hold. Skrabz quickly went to the other side of the ring, and as soon as Space Lord got to all fours he ran at him with his DPK!!!

But Space lord rolled out of the way, ran to the ropes and bounced back with the Big Bang!!!!!

Space Lord hooked the leg.

One

Two

ThrKickout!!!

The two superstars continued to go back and forth with control, Space Lord fighting his heart out to beat the champ. At the end of the match, the two took turns throwing rights until Skrabz just dropped Space Lord with the Mic Check out of nowhere!!!

Skrabz hooked the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Skrabz

Match Length: 08:39
Ray Hudson
And another one bites the dust!

“Next Hype” by Tempa T plays throughout the arena.

Wavy Crockett
You sound like Space Lord, quoting music.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Skrabz!!!

Ray Hudson
A hard fought match by Space Lord, who will be fighting in a Round One Match in two weeks for that Rise of the Phoenix Tournament.

Wavy Crockett
But in the end it doesn’t even matter.

Ray Hudson
That’s Linken Park right?

Skrabz retrieves all of his gold and celebrates in the ring.

Wavy Crockett
Now we wait to see who will be crowned number one contender later tonight.

Ray Hudson
It’s going to be an epic match, just like this one was. And just like the Tag Title Match will be coming up in just a moment.



Ray Hudson
Welcome back, folks! And it is time for our Tag Team Championship Match.

Wavy Crockett
Arguably the most anticipated ‘Shieldmaiden/Coven’ match of the night.

Ray Hudson
Indeed. And the Shieldmaidens have been on top of the Tag Team mountain since the belts came into play.

Wavy Crockett
Well, they’ve lost the gold twice.

Ray Hudson
Did they? Those reigns never last long enough for me to remember.

The hard rock open to “Evil” by Clutch plays across the arena as the lights dim and a spotlight appears on the stage as the team of the Ihari sisters stand. Muriko stands scowling with her arms crossed across her chest and Huruka stands in front of her giving the crowd a wave along with a huge smile. Muriko has had enough and bumps into Huruka, as if telling her to get going as the lyrics begin.

♫♫♫
#You’re a long way from home

#Can’t sleep at night

#Grab your telephone

#Something ain’t right
♫♫♫

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is a Tag Team Match for one fall, and is for the MHW Tag Team Championships!!! Making their way to the ring first… weighing in at a combined weight of 304 pounds….. from Okinawa, Japan……. they are the challengers… Muriko and Huruka… Double Team Ihari!!!

♫♫♫
#Well, that’s evil

#Evil going on

#And I’m warning you brother

#You better watch your happy home
♫♫♫

As the vocalist sings the duo make their way down towards the ring. Huruka is slapping the hands of the fans from one side to the other as Muriko just walks straight down the middle of the aisle. As they get to ringside, Huruka tries to go around the ring to slap more hands, but Muriko grabs her by the shoulder and pushes her towards the ring before climbing the steps and getting on the ring apron and looking out at the crowd. Huruka rolls underneath the ropes and jumps to her feet and gets on the second turnbuckle and poses to the crowd as their music fades.

Wavy Crockett
Well here goes the ones who are going to push them off that cliff at the top of the mountain.

Ray Hudson
That’s what they said about SEX.

Wavy Crockett
You sure its okay to say SEX on The SE Network, Ray?

Ray Hudson
We’ve been doing it every week and Mr. Stanton hasn’t said anything against it.

Wavy Crockett
Probably cause he’s more worried about Zombie and what color M&Ms he gets.

The lights dim and the crowd starts to murmur in anticipation. Three Days Grace’s “Riot” starts playing and the Shieldmaidens’ logo pops up on the entrance screen.

♫♫♫
“If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off, so stepped on
You’re not the only one
Refusing to back down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

♫♫♫

Jackie “Bandit” Layton and Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton step out onto the stage area wearing their MHW Tag Team Championship belts. They both stare the ring down like it owes them all money.

♫♫♫
“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

♫♫♫

Meozha Zhanae
And their opponents… from New Orleans, Louisiana….. they are the MHW Tag Team Champions… The Shieldmaidens!!!

As the chorus rages over the speakers, both Shieldmaidens head down the ramp and separate in front of the ring, each heading around to an opposite side.

♫♫♫
“If you feel so filthy
So dirty, so fucked up
If you feel so walked on
So painful, so pissed off
You’re not the only one
Refusing to go down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

♫♫♫

They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.

♫♫♫
“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

♫♫♫

As soon as it starts, they both climb into the ring. The chorus plays again and they both raise their fists, seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.

Ray Hudson
These women looking to put the Coven in their places.

Wavy Crockett
It’s just too bad that their time is up…

Match Official: Regina Ball

MHW Tag Team Championship
The Shieldmaidens©
vs
Double Team Ihari

Muriko and Bandit start the match. Muriko quickly goes at Bandit with a lariat, then runs the ropes and comes back with a knee drop, but Bandit rolls out of the way.

Muriko gets to her feet and gets hit with a dropkick from Bandit. Muriko quickly gets back to her feet and Bandit repeatedly chops her into her corner until the ref pulls her away.

Huruka tags in pulling herself up to the top rope in front of her and hitting a springboard dropkick on Bandit, who gets sent rolling to her corner.

Bandit tags in Sam and Sam gets into the ring and runs at Huruka with a clothesline, but Huruka ducks it. They both turn around at the same time and Sam grabs her by the neck and gives her a vicious chokeslam.

When Huruka gets back to her feet, she takes Sam down with a head scissors takedown and then quickly runs to the ropes and hits a lionsault on Sam.

Huruka tags in her sister. Sam gets to her feet and Muriko takes her right back down with a powerslam.

Muriko goes to the top rope and yells for Sam to get up. Sam finally gets up and Muriko hits her with her Hammer Knee.

Muriko goes for the pin.

One

TwoKickout!!!

Muriko tags in Huruka who instantly jumps up and hits a springboard legdrop on Sam.

Huruka goes for the pin.

One

TwoKickout!!!

Muriko is getting frustrated on the apron as she yells for her sister to tag her back in.

As soon as Huruka tags in Muriko, Sam leaps forward and tags in Bandit. Both legal superstars run at each other and start exchanging chops and kicks.

Bandit ends the exchange with her One-Armed Bandit!!

But instead of going for the pin, she hits a standing shooting star press onto Muriko.

Bandit locks Muriko into a camel clutch, as the ref checks on the Coven member.

Muriko gets in reach of the ropes and grabs it, as the ref tells Bandit to break the hold. Bandit quickly hits a standing senton over the back of Muriko.

Muriko rolls over to her corner in pain and tags Huruka back in. Bandit runs at her with a missile dropkick, but Hurika sidesteps it as Bandit goes crumbling feet first into the corner.

Huruka gets Bandit with a Double Springboard Moonsault, while she’s down!!

Huruka hooks the leg.

One

Two

Kickout!!!

The teams continue to fight for a while in a very competitive mostly high flying match that the Phoenix crowd is definately into.

The final moments saw Huruka and Bandit as the two legal superstars.

Huruka sprayed Green Mist into the face of Sam, who was standing on the apron, causing her to drop down and try to wipe it out of her eyes.

Huruka turned around into a Bust Card that sandwiched her into the corner. Bandit quickly climbed to the top rope, as the fans got to their feet.

Bandit came down onto Huruka with the Snowbird Splash into the pin!!!

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
The Shieldmaidens

Match Length: 18:48
Ray Hudson
And still…

“Riot” by Three Days Grace plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Tag Team Champions… The Shieldmaidens!!!

The two Shieldmaidens celebrate in the ring with their Tag Team gold.

Wavy Crockett
These ladies are still on top of that tag team mountain. Who is going to stop them?

Ray Hudson
You line em up, they knock em down.

Wavy Crockett
You know what I really wanna see?

Ray Hudson
What’s that?

Wavy Crockett
The Champs defending the gold to both DTI AND SEX, in a TLC Match!

Ray Hudson
Hmmm….



Ray Hudson
And it’s time for our main event, Wavy.

Wavy Crockett
Who is going to fight Skrabz for the Ultimate Championship next?

“Vicious” by Halestorm begins playing throughout the arena.

Ray Hudson
Could it be Miss Myrrh-der?

♫♫♫
# You make me vicious

# Watch as I make the pain my mistress

# You can call me Miss Malicious

# I’ll dress you up in stitches

# No I cannot resist this
♫♫♫

The fans immediately begin to boo and start a “Fuck you, Jansen” chant.

♫♫♫
# If it don’t hurt I get suspicious

# I like to take the knife and twist it

# Babe, our love is sacrilegious

# I’m not scared to admit it

# This violence is delicious
♫♫♫

Jansen’s name comes across the screen as her music continues to play.

♫♫♫
# What doesn’t kill me

# Makes me vicious

# I’m not gonna break, I can take

# All that you can give

# This is survival of the sickest

# I am not afraid, bring the pain
♫♫♫

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall, and is a Fatal Four Way Match to determine the number one contender for the MHW Ultimate Championship!!! Making her way to the ring first… weighing in at 171 pounds….. from Augusta, Georgia……. Jansen Myrrh!!!

Jansen finally steps out of the shadows as she carries her pool cue stick with her. She glances from one side of the arena to the next and then just shakes her head in disgust. She finally strides down towards the ring. She’s dressed to wrestle with the addition of a leather jacket. She enters the ring as Jansen walks over to a corner to get a microphone.

Jansen Myrrh
Well, here we are again. I want to send out my congratulations to Tyke Index on his acquittal during what had to be the most ridiculous courtroom scene I have witnessed in my entire life.

Mixed reactions from the crowd.

Jansen Myrrh
Tonight’s Fatal Four Way Match will determine who will challenge the Boy Like Skrabz at Black Magic. First is my personal stylist Zombie. By the way, do not ask her to cut your hair. She’s horrible. I did lodge a complaint against the Department of Labor that she is cutting hair without a license. I’ve no idea why she’s in this match — she should be preparing to defend that Throwdown Championship but instead she’s putting her nose where it doesn’t belong.

A “Zombie” chant breaks out.

Jansen Myrrh
As for Solomon Cain, I’m fairly certain that the only reason we were placed in this match together was to try and drive a wedge into the foundation of Coven early. Well, I hate to break it to you, but Coven is stronger than you think. As far as we are concerned, as long as one member of Coven challenges for that Ultimate Championship then Coven will stand behind that individual one hundred percent.

Ray Hudson
Can we get on with the match?

Jansen Myrrh
And that brings us to my very good friend, Tyke Index. You see, despite his acquittal, Tyke Index and I have some unfinished business to attend to so how about Tyke Index come on out and we handle this before our match begins? As the old man used to say: Tyke Index. Come on down!

There’s a long pause before finally the opening saxophone of “Jubel” by Klingande begins to play over the PA and as it speeds up, eventually it hits a crescendo into a drop.

“Save me”

Tyke Index appears from behind the curtain with a hood over his head just as the chorus rolls. There is rapturous jeers from the crowd as Tyke poses at the bottom of the ring steps before entering the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
And one of her opponents… weighing in at 200 pounds….. residing in Brooklyn, New York……. Tyke Index!!!

Jansen Myrrh
Let’s get down to business. Remember when you got arrested and you needed someone to bail you out of jail? Who did that for you?

Tyke Index
You did.

Jansen Myrrh
And remember when I did that I told you that I might need a favor from you in return?

Tyke Index
I remember that you did.

Jansen Myrrh
Out of the kindness of my heart, I didn’t let you sit and rot in a jail cell so you could show up for your scheduled match with Erin Blue. True?

Tyke Index
Of course it’s true.

Jansen Myrrh
So how about…

Tyke Index
Jansen, what do you want?

Jansen Myrrh
Here’s what I want and I’ll even give you a choice. One, you can turn around and walk back to the locker room and let us turn this fatal four way into a triple threat match.

Tyke Index
And the other option?

Jansen Myrrh
You stay in the match and when the time comes, you lay down on this mat and let me pin you.

Tyke laughs maniacally before backing off into the corner of the ring, he then strides flamboyantly to centre ring and then looks around the crowd before taking the mic back from Jansen.

Tyke Index
See, that would be the perfect scenario from your eyes. But, but, but here’s the thing…

Tyke pauses before continuing

Tyke Index
The view, well the view from the Summit is kinda different around here…

Tyke laughs again in the face of Jansen who does not look overly chuffed with Tykes dismissive manner.

Jansen Myrrh
You’re going to be sorry you did that, Tyke Index.

“Bury Me With My Guns On” by Bobaflex hits the loud speakers, as the lights strobe to the beat.

Wavy Crockett
I bet Solomon isn’t going to come out here and talk.

Ray Hudson
You think Cain is going to get his third chance?

Wavy Crockett
I do. And third time is the charm correct?

Ray Hudson
That’s what they say.

As the very first vocals begin, “The Lost Child” Solomon Cain steps from behind the curtains and hits the stage, standing tall, as he gets mixed reactions.

Meozha Zhanae
And one if their opponents… weighing in at 255 pounds….. from Cleveland, Ohio……. “The Lost Child” Solomon Cain!!!

Solomon Cain slowly walks down the ramp, looking very confident.

Wavy Crockett
Cain defeated Ricky at Mile High Spectacular 2, and we were left wondering what was next for The Lost Child. I think this is your answer.

Ray Hudson
Well let’s not skip past last week. Let’s not forget that Bullet defeated him on ThrowDown.

Wavy Crockett
But you see she’s not in this match, Ray. That was one win after a million losses.

Ray Hudson
Dont over exaggerate. And it was still a win. And it was a loss for Solomon Cain.

Wavy Crockett
But with this new Championship System, Solomon is ranked #3 in the whole company. Bullet doesn’t even make the Ultimate Title list.

The Lost Child heads up the ring steps, and into the ring.

Ray Hudson
Well that may be true. But it’s only a matter of time before she does. She looks to be on her way to winning that Phoenix Tournament too.

A low idling of a motorcycle engine can be heard as the opening piano of “Zombie” by Bad Wolves can be heard. Wendy “Zombie” Stevens is kneeling in silhouetted shadow, a hood over her head, Lexa Pellegrini standing behind her as smoke wisps along the entrance ramp.

♫♫♫
Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken
And the violence causes silence, who are we mistaken?
But you see, it’s not me, it’s not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their drones
In your head, in your head, they are crying

♫♫♫

WHAT’S IN YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!?!

At the instant the word ‘Head’ is sung, pyro goes off, Stevens kips up and pulls off the hood, a sadistic smile on her face that the camera picks up. She stops midway down the ramp holding her ThrowDowb Title over her shoulder, looking around at the crowd before running down the ramp into the ring, and diving through the second and bottom ropes, rolling through the dive as she enters the ring, and lands on the opposite second and bottom ropes.

Meozha Zhanae
And their opponent… weighing in at 157 pounds….. from Manhattan, New York……. she is being accompanied by Lexa Pellegrini… representing the Shieldmaidens… she is the MHW ThrowDown Television Champion… Wendy “Zombie” Stevens!!!

Zombie gets on the turnbuckles of each of the four corners, doing a finger formation of the letter M for her Shieldmaidens, as Lexa steps in the ring.

Wavy Crockett
Zombie is actually ranked #2 overall.

Ray Hudson
Yes, Zombie has made quite the name for herself in MHW. Defeating Tyke Index in a Buried Alive Match in her debut, becoming ThrowDown Champion, shaving Jansen Myrrh’s head bald, and the list goes on. She is definately an elite player.

Zombie jumps off the fourth corner, and takes her hood off and hands it to Lexa, giving her a small peck as she holds the ropes open for her to step out.

Wavy Crockett
My money is still on Solomon Cain.

Ray Hudson
Well we are about to see if you’re right.

Wavy Crockett
Well, you haven’t said who you expect to win this match, Ray…

Ray Hudson
It’s a hard pick. All four of these superstars are top notch.

Zombie stands in the center of the ring, glaring up the ramp for her opponent.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

Number One Contendership Match
(For Ultimate Title Shot at Black Magic)
Fatal Four Way Match

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
vs
“The Lost Child” Solomon Cain
vs
Jansen Myrrh
vs
Tyke Index

Zombie immediately runs at Jansen Myrrh and takes her down with a short-arm clothesline. Cain grabs Zombie and she sends an elbow smashing into his face before dropping him with a spike ddt.

Myrrh runs at Zombie but Tyke intercepts with a fallaway slam to Miss Myrrhder. Zombie looks at Tyke and Tyke smiles at her and gives her a thumbs up before turning his attention to Cain.

Tyke gets Cain to his feet and takes him down with a belly to belly suplex. Zombie steps up to Tyke, who is telling her to get Jansen. Zombie is shaking her head ‘no’, confused as to why Tyke would ever think they were going to team up.

The camera zooms in to overhear Tyke trying to explain to Zombie that he is the newest member of the Shieldmaidens. Zombie starts laughing and then hits him with a knife-edge chop.

Tyke hits Zombie with a forearm smash and yells the question, “Did Bullet forget to tell you?! Maybe there’s a reason for that! Maybe she’s replacing you with ME!”

Tyke steps back to Zombie and is dropped with a spinebuster. Jansen hits Zombie from behind and starts stomping away at her.

Cain rolls out of the ring and drags Tyke with him. Cain throws Tyke into the barricade without much effort, then pushes his boot down onto his face.

Inside the ring, Jansen is in a seated position with her boots pressing against Zombie’s shoulders while pulling hard at Zombie’s hair. The ref is trying to stop Jansen, but she continues trying to rip the hair out of Zombie’s scalp.

Outside the ring, Tyke uppercuts Solomon before taking him down with a rolling German.

Inside the ring, Jansen finally released Zombie and then stomps down onto her head. Jansen then quickly gets her into a headlock and slowly brings her to her feet in that position. Jansen then punches Zombie in the head, before releasing her from the headlock.

Zombie holds onto the ropes for leverage and Jansen comes up behind her and gives her a rope burn.

Jansen takes a few steps back and Zombie stumbles towards her catching a thumb to the throat. The referee yells at Jansen, but its no disqualification.

Zombie gets to her knees holding her throat in pain and Jansen runs at her with a Curb Stomp!!

Tyke Index is back in the ring with a lariat to Jansen. Jansen quickly gets back to her feet and eats a second lariat from Tyke. Jansen stumbles quickly back to her feet and gets caught with an inziguiri.

Tyke runs the ropes and takes Jansen to Coke Mountain!!!

Solomon is back, with his Hard Lariat, sending Tyke backflipping face first into the mat!!!

Zombie is pulling herself up in the corner and Solomon has a grin on his face as he approaches her. As she stands up, leaning in the corner, Solomon grabs her by the neck and slaps the piss out of her.

Zombie tries to fight out but Solomon just applies more pressure to her throat. Then he slaps her again.

Solomon pushes off of her, climbing up to the middle rope. And just as he goes to punch down on her she lifts him up with a running powerbomb, as the fans go nuts at the strength of Zombie.

Cain slowly gets to his feet and Zombie takes him right back down with her Zombiesteiner!!

Just as Zombie gets to all fours, Tyke comes out of nowhere with another trip to Coke Mountain!!!

All of a sudden, the tron comes to life and we see the Coven’s locker room door blocked with a forklift, and we can hear the rest of the Coven inside banging on the door, yelling to be let out.

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton, Katrina “K-Dub” Knox, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, “Psycho” Saorise Maguire and Aoife “Banshee” Maguire of the Shieldmaidens walk out onto the stage area, baseball bats in hand. The crowd is going nuts and then a “Holy Shit!” chant breaks out.

Tyke is distracted by this, yelling from the ring that he doesnt need their help, when obviously they are not out there to help him.

Jansen kneels behind Tyke and hits him with a sickening low blow. Tyke’s eyes seem to both focus on his nose, as he holds his coke nuggets and crumbles to the mat.

Jansen pins Tyke.

One

Two

Tyke puts his foot on the rope!

As soon as Jansen starts arguing with the ref, Tyke rolls out of the ring, still holding himself in pain.

The camera reveals Reaper and AMV4 walking through the Shieldmaidens to the ramp, as the fans are deafening with mixed reactions.

Sam says something and Reaper turns around, but AMV4 puts his arm in front of the giant man. AMV4 exchanges words with the Shieldmaidens.

Then the fans start booing loudly as the camera reveals “Pretty” Ricky Stanton grabbing Zombie on the backside of the ring, on the outside, and gives her an F5 Rainmaker right through the announce table.

The fans start chanting “Stanton Sucks!” really loudly as Stanton jumps the barricade and boldly runs through the sea of angry people, grinning from ear to ear.

The Shieldmaidens are shaking their heads in frustration at Stanton, while Reaper and AMV4 head down to ringside. AMV4 is coaching Tyke to get up.

Tyke finally gets back into the ring and Jansen and Cain go in with the double team stomps.

Jansen gets Tyke to his feet, holding him up for Cain, who runs at him with a running knee strike.

Jansen mounts Tyke and hits him with some vicious elbow strikes, while Cain goes to the top rope.

Jansen moves out of the way and watches as Cain comes down onto Tyke with the Death Wish!!

The fans are booing loudly. And then a “Zombie” chant breaks out, but Zombie still lays motionless over the destroyed announce table.

Cain flips the crowd off and then yanks Tyke to his feet, holding him up for Jansen this time. Jansen grabs the King of Coke Mountain and goes for the Myrrh-driver!!!

But Tyke pulls himself up to her face and starts laying into her with rights until she loses her grip and falls to his feet.

Cain runs right at Tyke, from behind, and Tyke dodges the attack, causing Cain to send a jumping knee strike into the jaw of Jansen Myrrh!!!!!

Jansen is sent out of the ring and Solomon is fuming as he looks back and forth between his fallen friend and the man who dodged the attack.

Cain goes at Tyke, who nut checks him!!!

Cain falls to one knee, face red as a tomato, holding his jewels now. Tyke runs the ropes and comes back to take Cain to Coke Mountain!!!

And Cain gets right back up, as the fans lose their shit in complete shock. Cain breathes heavy, looking at Index like he’s about to murder him, and Tyke looks like he sees a ghost.

Cain runs at Tyke with a super hard lariat that sends Tyke into a backflip, landing on his feet, as the fans go nuts. Even Tyke looks shocked as he looks down at his feet planted on the mat. The fans chant “Holy Shit!” and then “That Was Awesome!”

Solomon is resting on one knee, not knowing Tyke is still standing. Tyke runs the ropes and takes Solomon to Coke Mountain again!!!!!

Tyke hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Tyke Index

Match Length: 23:16
Wavy Crockett
Again?!!

Ray Hudson
That was an incredible ending though…

“Jubel” by Klingande plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and number one contender to the MHW Ultimate Championship… Tyke Index!!!

Tyke Index lays next to Solomon Cain, breathing heavy.

Wavy Crockett
Tyke is dead.

Ray Hudson
Yeah, I think that was all he had left too.

All the fans start cheering as all of the Shieldmaidens, minus K-Dub, Bandit, Bruiser, and Zombie are inside of the ring. AMV4 tells Reaper something and Reaper reaches into the ring, grabbing Tyke’s leg and pulling him out od the ring.

Wavy Crockett
What is going on here?

Ray Hudson
Revenge time, and AMV is making sure Tyke is safe. I’m still wondering with that business is about.

Reaper throws Tyke over his shoulder and carries him away from what is about to happen, as AMV4 walks with his client.

Wavy Crockett
All of these superstars are tired. Tell the Shieldmaidens to get the hell out of here with that bullshit…

K-Dub, Bandit and Bruiser beat Muro and Myrrh with the bats, on the outside, as the fans cheer loudly.

Ray Hudson
Like I said, it’s time for the Shieldmaidens to get their revenge!

Zombie slides into the ring and Bullet hands Zombie a set of handcuffs, motioning over to Cain.

Wavy Crockett
What?! No! They can’t do that!

Ray Hudson
Are you going to go and tell them that? I’ll wait.

As Cain comes to, he notices himself surrounded. He quickly gets up and lunges at the weaker Maiden, Zombie, trying to escape. Zombie with a quick belly-to-belly suplex holds Cain down long enough to get the cuffs on him before Zombie drags him back to the center of the ring.

Wavy Crockett
All that whining they did about the Coven attack and look at them!

Ray Hudson
But the Coven’s attack was unprovoked, Wavy.

Cain is yelling at Zombie, cursing her out and Zombie seems to be ignoring him, pulling him to his knees, and taps his face mockingly.

Wavy Crockett
That is a cold, cold woman right there. The two of them were seemingly partners not too long ago.

Ray Hudson
If Zombie is the cold one, it looks like the entire arena is about to go sub-zero.

All eight Shieldmaidens enter the ring and stand around the kneeling Cain before Titaness steps up and gets in Cain’s face. She briefly contemplates for perhaps a few seconds. But once the idea comes to her head, she nods firmly.

Wavy Crockett
Ohhhhhh she fittin to kiss him back….

Ray Hudson
Solomon Cain had this coming.

Without uttering a word, Sam hoists Solomon up, knowing he can’t get out of this!

Wavy Crockett
Dont man handle my dawg!

Ray Hudson
Atlas Shrugged!!!

Sam purposely makes sure the landing is rough on Cain’s head and neck too, something we can tell by the way The Lost Child looks after the move is completed. The Shieldmaidens spit on the downed Cain before tossing their bats on top of him and exit the ring.

Wavy Crockett
This that bullshit. Ol fake ass hypocrites!

Ray Hudson
How are they hypocrites?! This is revenge. Coven started this!

As the Shieldmaidens head up the ramp, we notice the Coven have managed to get free as they come through the crowd. DTI and Maho check on Jansen while Leah and Falls check on Cain.

Wavy Crockett
And now they’re running like chickens!

Ray Hudson
They are not running! And they have done exactly what they set out to do.

Wavy Crockett
Yeah? And what’s that?

Ray Hudson
Remind the Coven who they are fucking with…

The Shieldmaidens are nowhere around as the show closes.

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BONUS

Whispers fill the arena before the guitar rifts of “Bodies” by Drowning Pool blasts through the arena when Alastair Frost comes out slowly and methodically as he puts on a pair of sunglassess. He snickers at the jeers that are given to him.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Making his way to the ring first… weighing in at 195 pounds….. from Washington D.C…….. Alastair Frost!!!

Alastair slips under the bottom rope and remains in the middle of the ring while waiting for his opponent as he gives the fans booing the middle finger.

Ray Hudson
Welcome everyone to MHW YouTube Exclusive action before we go live on The SE Network.

Wavy Crockett
Two weeks ago we had a pretty cool surprise birthday party for Bullet held by the Shieldmaidens. This week we give you some in ring action with the two newest signees to this most amazing wrestling company.

“Dark Horse” by Katy Perry plays as fog and smoke cover the stage. “Voodoo Mama” Isis Beauxchamp is carried out to the ring on her throne by her grotesquely zombified Voodooslaves.

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… weighing in at 150 pounds….. from New Orleans, Lousiana…….. “Voodoo Mama” Isis Beauxchamp!!!

Isis climbs off her throne and into the ring, as she awaits the start of the match.

Match Official: Mark Buhler

Alastair Frost
vs
“Voodoo Mama” Isis Beauxchamp

The match started with a lot of kicks and chops from Isis, until Frost caught her leg and hooked her into a t-bone suplex.

Isis put a lot of effort into the match, but Frost had this match under control for the most part.

In the end, a tired Frost fell to a knee, wore out from Isis’ strike attacks and Voodoo Mama went for her Voodoo Kick!!!

Only to miss, as Frost was able to get out of the way and pull her right into the Frost Warning!!!

Frost hooked the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Alastair Frost

Match Length: 04:56
Ray Hudson
Impressive debut from both superstars.

“Bodies” by Drowning Pool plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Alastair Frost!!!

Alastair Frost celebrates his victory inside the ring.

Wavy Crockett
Alastair Frost wins the match, but I gotta tell you, Ray…..that Isis has won my heart. Wifey material.

Ray Hudson
Because she looks good? Because she’s a little bit if an oddball, Wavy.

Wavy Crockett
Weird chicks are the best lovers.

Ray Hudson
Oh okay.. well anyways, we will be going live on The SE Network in just a few minutes, with MHW ThrowDown.

Wavy Crockett
We will find out who’s next to challenge Skrabz for the Ultimate Title, Skrabz will be in action, the Tag Titles will be on the line, the first two Round One matches of The Rise of the Phoenix Tournament, Erin Blue steps up to Reaper, and ‘Leah vs Bruiser’.

Ray Hudson
And more. It’s going to be another epic night. Check us out. Get on that SE Network tip!

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