MHW Throwdown #29


EPISODE TWENTY-NINE


Sunday, January 19, 2020
Fifth Third Arena
Cincinnati, Ohio
LIVE only on The SE Network



The official opening video of MHW ThrowDown begins the show. “A Warrior’s Call” by Volbeat starts playing for the first 26 seconds of the track and then you hear, “Let’s gets ready to rummmbbbllleeee!!”, while seeing different cuts of MHW superstars staring into the camera from different angles as the screen flickers to the beat.

Feel the power of a warrior!

Clips of the Reaper and then Azurine Vebbins are shown.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Clips of the Shieldmaidens in action are shown.

Let’s get ready to rumble!

Clips of the Coven members in action are shown.

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

Clips of Skrabz are shown, ending with a clip of him holding up both the MHW Ultimate and MHW Phoenix Championships is shown to fade the video out, and the cameras are in the arena where fireworks are exploding. “A Warrior’s Call” by Volbeat keeps playing through the sound system, as the camera pans around the arena showing all the excited MHW fans.

Ray Hudson
Welcome Mile High Club to the twenty-ninth episode of MHW ThrowDown, and what a night we have for you, as we are just two weeks away from Myrrhder She Wrote!!

Signs in the crowd are shown, such as: “Fuck That Guy”, “Dolores Is Here”, “Happy Birthday Robert Mack”, “I Luv The Hollywood Bruvz”, and “I Can Feel It Calling In The Air Tonight”.

Wavy Crockett
And we got a birthday party going on in the ring![/div]

Robert Mack, Katrina Mack, Linda Angel Smith, Byron Brown, Jen Vallejos, “Evil” Emily Falls, Gladys Mack, Angel Mack, and Cash Mack are all in the ring, with balloons and other birthday decorations around the ring. There is a big birthday cake in one corner of the ring.

Katrina Mack
Welcome everyone to MHW ThrowDown, and welcome to Robert Mack’s birthday celebration!!

Katrina hands the mic to Robert.

Robert Mack
Thank you, thank you. Forty-two has never looked so good. Am I right?

Mixed reactions from the crowd.

Robert Mack
So let’s see what you guys got me eh?

Cash steps up first with a gift. Robert is grinning from ear to ear as he takes the gift and begins to unwrap it. Cash takes the mic.

Cash Mack
This is from me and my sisters, popz.

Emily Falls shakes her head, steps up, and snatches the mic from her brother.

“Evil” Emily Falls
No. I had nothing to do with whatever the hell that is. As a matter of fact, I don’t know why I let mom talk me into coming out here. This is stupid…

Emily drops the mic and storms out of the ring, as the fans boo. Robert looks on in disappointment as he holds the unwrapped gift in his hands. It looks to be a coffee mug that says ‘World’s Greatest Daddy Mack’.

Katrina Mack
Dont worry about Emma, Rob. Look what your kids got you.

Robert looks down at his gift and half smiles, as Katrina hands him the mic.

Robert Mack
This is awesome, guys. I love you.

Byron steps up and hands Robert a small gift. Robert starts to unwrap it, after Byron takes the mic.

Byron Brown
You know I had to hook my boy up. I hope you like it.

The gift looks to be a really expensive wrist watch. Robert politely takes the mic from Byron.

Robert Mack
Man, I really appreciate this.

Robert’s smile fades away and he starts looking around the arena and seems like his mind has left the celebration and something heavy is in his head. Katrina seems to be trying to get him back focused and he just shakes his head, putting the mic back to his mouth.

Robert Mack
Guys, I really appreciate all this…

Jen Vallejos steps up and tries to hand Robert her gift to him, but he waves it off, still shaking his head.

Robert Mack
I really do. But this is all kinds of stupid.

A lot of murmering from the crowd, but it seems like interest is drawing. Everyone else in the ring looks confused.

Robert Mack
I mean no disrespect, but these people in Cincinnati didn’t pay to watch you give a bunch of gifts to me for my birthday. Let’s be honest…

The fans are starting to cheer.

Robert Mack
They want to see shit like….

Rob looks around the arena with a serious look.

Robert Mack
Like what I actually want more than any of this stuff, for my birthday.

Rob looks directly across the ring at Linda Angel Smith.

Robert Mack
Angel….

Rob breathes in deep.

Robert Mack
Thanks for coming tonight. A lot of people dont realize how long it’s been since we’ve last spoken. I’m sure you got me something cool, but I’ll have to check it out later.

Rob looks around the ring at everyone.

Robert Mack
I’d like to be in the ring alone if you dont mind. These people want to hear what I REALLY want for my birthday.

The fans are cheering, and after debate amoungst each other, everyone slowly starts exiting the ring, as Robert waits to be alone.

Ray Hudson
What is it that Rob wants?

Wavy Crockett
Stripper bitches. That’s why he wants everyone to leave. To make room for the stripper bitches.

Ray Hudson
Oh my…

Robert looks into the camera and puts the mic to his mouth.

Robert Mack
Tyke Index…

The fans pop big for Tyke Index’s name.

Robert Mack
Let’s fight.

Robert looks around the arena and the fans start up a “Fight!” chant.

Robert Mack
No, seriously. Enough is enough. Tyke Index is one of the greatest competitors to ever lace a pair of boots. But lately?

Robert looks down for a moment, then looks back out into the crowd.

Robert Mack
Lately, Tyke Index has been acting like a little bitch.

Some boos can be heard, but Robert ignores them and looks back into the camera.

Robert Mack
Tyke Index has “lost his smile”. Yet he’s been getting on Twitter acting like he’s never been happier. Like he’s some kind of Kan Tai Panda teddy bear that needed a break. Boy, you ain’t Shawn Michaels. This ain’t the 90s.

Robert laughs a little.

Robert Mack
Life has been good since you stopped pretending to do drugs on tv right? But you’re still making excuses for your loss at Black Magic. Your supposed to be a locker room leader, yet you been sitting at home in your feelings like a little girl.

Robert smirks and points into the camera.

Robert Mack
Tyke Index. The great Tyke Index. The one that had a bunch of people believing that he could beat Skrabz at Black Magic. People believe you can be the one to dethrone Skrabz. You. Tyke Index. Really? And how the hell are you going to do that when you’re sitting at home?

Robert shakes his head, still smirking.

Robert Mack
But you wanna know why that really pisses me off, Tyke? Because I know you’re better than that. You’re out here comparing your loss to Skrabz to my loss to Lance Mikes in HcW, like there’s some kind of conspiracy to your loss.

Robert fake frowns into the camera.

Robert Mack
I never gave up on Tyke Index.

Robert forms a snarl.

Robert Mack
Tyke Index gave up on Tyke Index.

Robert starts pacing back and forth as boos come from the crowd.

Robert Mack
I follow you on Twitter, Tyke. I see your tweets. You say you don’t have plans to be there for Myrrhder She Wrote.

Robert thinks about something.

Robert Mack
Well, make plans! Come fight ME.

Robert smirks again.

Robert Mack
Let’s have that ‘Snakebite vs Tyke Index’ match that never happened in 2018, because Lance Mikes never thought to book it because he was too busy in la la land riding his own dick.

Robert laughs a little and shrugs.

Robert Mack
Come let all your frustrations, that you act like you don’t have, out on me.

Robert points at the camera again.

Robert Mack
You said you wish you could’ve fought me one on one in that last run of HcW. So let’s do it. Let’s do it in two weeks. Fight me, Tyke!

Robert shrugs.

Robert Mack
Because that’s all I want for my birthday. To fight you. I’m willing to do what I said I never would again. I’m willing to put the face paint on and be Snakebite again. Just so I can kick your ass.

Robert shakes his head.

Robert Mack
Because I’m tired of paying you while you sit at home destroying your legacy. Yeah yeah, you were the man in HcW. But so was Lance Mikes. So was that guy Lance Mikes dropped the title to because I jokingly convinced him to. I dont even remember the guy’s name. Let that sink in…

Robert rolls his eyes.

Robert Mack
MHW isn’t that joke, Tyke. That Ultimate Title doesn’t get passed around like a blunt. Bitches that throw fits and go home will never hold that strap. Motherfuckers can tweet all day long and never hold that belt. It is not a participation trophy. It is what it’s called; THE Ultimate Championship.

Robert shakes his head, laughing.

Robert Mack
So I don’t care how many people believed you were going to win it. Guess what? You didn’t. And these last few months have showed exactly why you didn’t. Because you’ve become a little girl. You’re not the Tyke Index you used to be.

Robert gets closer to the camera.

Robert Mack
So come fight me. Remind me who the fuck Tyke Index really is…

Robert shrugs.

Robert Mack
Or stay home. Like the little heart sweat bitch you’ve become….

Robert drops the mic and says “Man the fuck up” to the camera before walking away. Very loud mixed reactions are heard as we fade to commericials.



MHW ThrowDown returns from a commercial and the cameras are immediately oriented on Aloysius Marcus Vance IV, walking down the backstage hallway, cell phone in hand. Clearly the Purveyor of Justice and Defender of Truth is still harried after the events of mere nights ago, but he still puts on a strong front and maintains his poise. It is the little details that give away his true mental state.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Yes, I absolutely agree that it is a tragedy. But to jump the conclusion of it being gang-related or racially-motivated… truly, that’s farfetched, wouldn’t you say?

The person on the other end of the phone certainly feels otherwise; their retort is loud enough that AMV has to hold the phone away from his ear. For some reason, it makes him smirk.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Mr. Stanfort, we ALL have enemies, people who would see us face-down in the gutter if they had the option. And whoever did this is counting on you to react in a knee-jerk fashion. Which is exactly what you’re doing. Now… if you want to talk about this cordially, we can make an appointment at our earliest convenience…

Hearing some manner of commotion down the hallway, AMV more or less ceases to listen to the complaining on the other end of his thousand-dollar phone. He strides forward a few more paces… and stops dead in his tracks. Quickly cutting off Stanfort-

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Something has come up. Call my secretary.

-he puts the phone away and pounds floor up to where Reaper is standing by the drink table in catering, surrounded by what looks like a mix of security and local law enforcement! Rolling his eyes, Vance makes his way over and clears his throat.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
And what seems to be the problem here, gentlemen?

One of the guards turns around, jerking a thumb at Reaper with an angry look on his face. Clearly he wishes to put on a brave front, but it is hard to impose authority on anyone when you are afraid to get within ten feet of them. And Reaper? He just turns his back to the scene, sipping from a cup of what appears to be coffee.

Security
This big bastard was poking around the boss’s office! He must’ve took something from in there! That’s a crime!

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
What?! Stealing is a crime?! Oh, my God! All those years of law school wasted!

AMV is only amused for a moment, brushing past security and the locals, going right up to Reaper. His brashness is not lost on them, but it still isn’t enough to make them approach further.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Reaper, did you take something from Mr. Mack’s office? What have we said about asking before you pick through someone else’s toys?

Casting a baleful look through his mask at his lawyer and manager, Reaper shakes his head and takes another sip of coffee, his back still to the camera and the guard detail. The standoffishness of the big man and the lack of caring by the lawyer are clearly grinding on their already frayed nerves, prompting one of the cops to speak up.

Officer
He is coming with us for questioning! If… if it turns out that he is innocent, we will bring him back.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Unacceptable.

Officer
Excuse me?!

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
I didn’t stutter. Where is your proof that he did anything at all?

The men look between one another, then another guard speaks up.

Security #2
Someone saw him coming from that direction minutes ago and the door to Mack’s office looked like it had been kicked in by someone.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
“Someone” saw him. It “looked like” the door had been kicked in. And where IS this witness?

Security #2
That isn’t the point!

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Ah, but it is! See, if my client is being accused of a felony, then he has a right to see who made the charge. As to this idea that he kicked the door in, well… do you know how many massive meatheads there are in this place right now? Why is it all of a sudden my own massive meathead that’s the one you pick on?

Reaper shoots another look at AMV, who winks at him before turning back to the fuming officer.

Officer
So he’ll be resisting arrest, then?!

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
No, you simpleton.

AMV snaps at the officer.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
He’ll be waiting till you have a proper warrant. You barely have circumstantial evidence, much less probable cause. Or we can just go ahead and set a court date whereupon my client will see the lot of you canned for infringing on his civil liberties. Your choice. I suggest you back off.

With little choice in the matter, security and the cops disperse, but it is pretty obvious that this will not be the end of things. AMV, settling down, looks up at Reaper.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
…you weren’t in his office, though, right?

?
Nope. But someone was.

Both turn at the same time as a familiar face saunters up to Vance and Reaper, masked and hooded, throwing her arms around the latter and giving him quite a squeeze. Reaper barely reacts, other than to nod at the young woman while Vance, a bit wide-eyed, stares at the lady.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
What are YOU doing here?!

Masked Woman
Taking care of business. Things are moving too slowly, Vance. It is time to step up the time table. These fuckers are starting to get wise and if they end up in the wind, well… you haven’t seen Reaper angry just yet.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
We have a very calculated plan that we are following to the letter!

Masked Woman
That kinda went out the window the other night, wouldn’t you say? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to place a call. I’ll see you both after the show?

A faint nod from Reaper, and a tired shrug from Vance.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
Fine, fine. Just be careful, all right? I don’t have the energy to babysit two of you.

Masked Woman
You’re lucky that you’re cute.

She walks off and AMV, shaking his head, comments to himself.

Aloysius Marcus Vance IV
She takes after her mother a LOT.

A snorting sound comes from under the mask, almost as if Reaper… laughed? No, maybe he was clearing his throat. No matter. He polishes off his coffee and leaves the scene with AMV.

As “Kings and Queens” by 30 Seconds to Mars blasts over the speakers, Agent Gostaple steps from behind the curtain first and points to the entrance way. As the chorus of the song hits, Ace Starr steps out with a huge smirk upon his face and poses making a star sign with his hands. Agent Gostaple then points the way to the ring flamboyantly as Ace swaggers his way down the ramp with a huge smirk on his face.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 215 pounds…. from Los Angeles……. he is being accompanied to the ring by Agent Gostaple… “Main Star” Ace Starr!!!

Agent Gostaple enters the ring first and starts to clap for Ace as he rolls under the ring to huge jeers from the crowd. Ace jumps onto the middle rope as the arena lights swirl around him, meanwhile Gostaple takes a mic and stands centre ring.

Agent Gostaple
There were no stars in this city…

Agent Gostaple then hands the microphone to Ace Starr who is still on the middle turnbuckle rope. Ace tilts his head up looking solemnly around the arena who are now jeering profusely…

“Main Star” Ace Starr
Until I arrived…

Ace drops the mic and stretches his arms out either side, which only winds the crowd up more as the music fades out.

Wavy Crockett
This guy is something weird.

Ray Hudson
Well originally this match was planned for AMMO next Sunday, but obviously some changes were made here.

“Bloody Nose” by Hollywood Undead hits as Chris Mosh stands with his back towards the ring in a black hoody with the hood on. Chris turns his head towards the ring as he smirks, and Ace Starr comes out of nowhere with rights.

Wavy Crockett
Well damn…

Ray Hudson
I guess Ace Starr is making up for that embarassing debut two weeks ago.

The music has faded away and Ace Starr starts guiding Mosh down the ramp and then throws him, making him roll the rest of the way.

Wavy Crockett
He ain’t have to do this to Mosh though.

Ace starts stomping away at Chris, before yanking him to his feet and tossing him into the ring. Ace rolls in behind him and the bell sounds.

Match Official: Mark Buhler

“Mr. AMMO” Chris Mosh
vs
“Main Star” Ace Starr

Chris Mosh starts to get up and Ace Starr hits him with a a scissorkick.

Ace wastes no time going to the top rope as mixed reactions come from the crowd.

Ace comes down onto Mosh with the StarrStrukk!!!

Ace hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Ace Starr

Match Length: 00:18
Ray Hudson
Well okay then…

“Kings and Queens” by 30 Seconds to Mars plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… “Main Star” Ace Starr!!!

Ace Starr celebrates in the ring.

Wavy Crockett
I guess that’s why they call him “Mr. AMMO”. Maybe he doesn’t belong on ThrowDown.

Ray Hudson
Well Ace Starr definately made up for his appearance at the last ThrowDown. Alastair Frost better beware…

We see a limo pulling up with “2Pretty4U” on the plates. The crowd boos really loud as this happens.

Just then “Pretty” Ricky Stanton hops out adjusting his coat along with……. Azurine Vebbins???

Wavy Crockett
Ricky Stanton and Azurine Vebbins? What this is??

Ray Hudson
Look, it’s common knowledge these two are somewhat friends, even if Ricky wrote her that blank check, made her pick out all the Red M&Ms from the bowl in his lobbby…I mean, they’re friends. She may be the only person that’s actually nice to him…

Wavy Crockett
You might be right. Odd…. but right.

“Pretty” Ricky Stanton
Azzy, I can assure you that Rob is going to grind his teeth as I hand him back this contract. I mean, I could have thrown it away but I want him to know that I’m in control. I need him to know I’m in control. He thought I was going to work for him. POOR PEOPLE DREAMS.

Azurine Vebbins
Well, Mister Stanton, sir, I imagine deyr are plenty chanters of meager means who would’ve enjoyed viewin’ you compete here in Mile High Wrestlin’. Only din’ is I can’t believe Mister Mack booked me for da one arena I cannot pronounce properly…

“Pretty” Ricky Stanton
I hope you enjoyed the ride into the arena tonight, and good luck with everything.

Just as Stanton goes to hug Azzy he is struck in the head from behind by a masked person! Azzy gets knocked back out of the camera’s sight.

Wavy Crockett
Oh shit! Aha!

Ricky’s bleeding from the head. The masked person takes Ricky’s hand and snatches the contract from it.

Ray Hudson
MY GOD! THE CEO of SE Network HAS BEEN ATTACKED! Wait… what’s he doing??

The masked person puts a pen in Ricky’s hand and forces him to sign the contract.

Wavy Crockett
That person is using Ricky’s hand to sign his name on the contract!

Masked Person
Now, to just drop this off at the GM’s mailbox and it’ll be official!

Just then Security guards yell out to the person and the person runs off. Security calls for EMS on both people, but Azzy gets up looking ok. Ricky Stanton is out cold! The camera watches as they pick him up and put him on a gernie and get him to EMS to head out to the hospital.

Ray Hudson
Right now no one really knows what to think. The crowd has quieted down cause you don’t know if you just saw a crime committed, but one thing is for sure, that person signed Ricky’s name on that contract and has headed for the GM’s office with it. This….I don’t know if I want Ricky like this. Not this bad.

You can hear the crowd slowly start chanting “HE DESERVED IT! HE DESERVED IT!” from inside the arena.

Wavy Crockett
I agree…



The lights in the arena flash red, and Nika Kosov’s music hits the speaker as sparklers light up the ramp. Nika appears from behind the curtain with a Russian flag wrapped around her shoulders.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 147 pounds….. from
Kazan, Russia……. she is being accompanied to the ring by HeKate… she is Nika Kosov!!!

Nika points her finger out to the crowd and slowly walks down the ramp, with HeKate in tow. As fans reach out trying to touch her she lightly taps their hands with her fist.

Ray Hudson
Well, two weeks ago we saw this duo in tag team action. It looks like they want to continue on as a tag team here in MHW. Which is very respectable, especially since they lost that first tag match. It really shows their determination.

Wavy Crockett
I miss the days of SEX, DTI, and Brix City, but I’m pretty excited about these new tag teams. Like the Hollywood Bruvs. Who isn’t excited for the Hollywood Bruvs?

Ray Hudson
Very interesting tag teams coming in, for sure. But tonight Nika Kosov will see singles action.

Nika then stops before the ring and demonstrates her shadow boxing techniques before rolling under the bottom rope and hanging the flag over the ropes.

Wavy Crockett
I ain’t never had Russian p…

Ray Hudson
THIS should be a very interesting match!

“Crown” by Kelly Rowland gears up and Teresa Duke emerges from behind the curtain after she poses in the entranceway. She makes her way down the ramp, fluffing her big curly hair.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 165 pounds….. from Atlanta, Georgia……. Teresa Duke!!!

Teresa slaps hands with the fans before she finally gets inside the ring, making her way to the closest corner and standing on top, pointing to the fans with a big smile on her face.

Wavy Crockett
I’m pretty sure I’m going to marry this girl one day.

Ray Hudson
You ever looked into the Mormon religion? It sounds like a perfect fit for you.

Wavy Crockett
Man, I’m a Christian, through and through.

Teresa gets down and goes to the middle of the ring fluffing her hair, before she goes to the corner and waits for the official to start the match.

Ray Hudson
Well we met Teresa Duke a couple of weeks ago, and boy was she impressive. As a matter of fact, we saw a bright future in Daphne James, but Teresa Duke beat her and Ryanne Stone so bad, she seems to have sent both of them packing.

Wavy Crockett
She is amazing isn’t she?

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

Teresa Duke
vs
Nika Kosov

Nika and Teresa lock up in the middle and Teresa quickly gets behind Nika. Teresa takes her down with a back-body drop.

Teresa runs the ropes and bounces back with a running back senton onto Nika, crushing the tag team superstar.

Nika is coughing and Teresa begins to climb to the top rope, as all the fans in attendance get to their feet.

Nika is back to her feet and quickly climbs to the second turnbuckle in front of Teresa, and starts throwing rights. Teresa boots her off, and Nika hits the mat laid out.

Teresa turns around and comes off the top rope with her Over The Edge!!

The fans cheer and Teresa hooks the leg.

One

Two

ThrKickput!!!

Teresa gets to her feet, and Nika gets to her feet very slowly, holding her stomach, still coughing. HeKate is slamming her hands down onto the ring apron trying to get Nika mentally back into the match.

Teresa hits Nika with the Candy Wrapper!!!

Teresa hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Teresa Duke

Match Length: 02:03
“Crown” by Kelly Rowland begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Teresa Duke!!!

Teresa Duke celebrates in the ring.

Ray Hudson
Another impressive win by Ms. Teresa Duke.

Wavy Crockett
She’s on a roll. Look how fast she’s winning these matches.

Ray Hudson
It looks like we have another star on our hands. This woman can very well be the future of MHW.

Wavy Crockett
And God willing, my future wife…

Ray Hudson
You wish.

The Titan Tron displays static and white noise echo’s around the arena.

Ray Hudson
More spooky happenings?!

The tron fixes itself and Gabriel Ohio is staring into the camera lens. He appears to be holding the camera as the fingertips of his hands can be seen at the sides of the view. A smirk on his face can be just made out through the bandages.

“Trauma” Gabriel Ohio
Soon… we will meet again, Samantha. You will get to see me in a place I call home. You wish to know what the stipulation is? We will dance together in my favourite type of masquerade ball. Where the masks are crimson red when the dance is over.

Wavy Crockett
First Blood match?

Ray Hudson
He has burned her now he wants to make her bleed? Is burning not enough??”

Gabriel laughs. It is unsettling.

“Trauma” Gabriel Ohio
We will dance, my dear Sam. In my Purgatorium. I promise you will love it. You will get what you want. I will get what I want.

The camera zooms out, Gabriel is no longer holding onto the camera. He steps back. He smiles. He holds out his hand, like a father reaching out for a child or a husband reaching for his wife. A hand appears in front of the camera and reaches forward and rests softly in Gabriel’s palm. Gabriel closes his hand around this clearly feminine hand and pulls this individual close. The camera is close to Gabriel’s face.

“Trauma” Gabriel Ohio
Soon…they will see…

STATIC AND WHITE NOISE

Ray Hudson
What the hell is a Purgatorium Match??

Wavy Crockett
Who’s hand was that??

The lights dim and the crowd starts to murmur in anticipation. Three Days Grace’s “Riot” starts playing and the Shieldmaidens’ logo pops up on the entrance screen.

“If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off, so stepped on
You’re not the only one
Refusing to back down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

Shieldmaidens’ President, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, steps out first, to her immediate right stands her fellow group member, Jackie “Bandit” Layton wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship, to her left, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire wearing her MHW AMMO Television Championship with Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship standing behind and towering over the others. Stepping out to take their places on either end of the line are a pair of tattooed sisters, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire on the far right, Aoife “Banshee” Maguire on the far left. Slipping in to the left is another tattooed woman, Katrina Knox. Ending up on the left is the final member, Wendy “Zombie” Stevens. With all eight in place, Bullet nods and they stare the ring down like it owes them all money.

“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

As the chorus rages over the speakers, Bullet leads her group to the ring. They surround the ring, Bandit and Psycho going around the right while Knox and Banshee go to the left. Titaness and Zombie follow Bandit and Psycho and then it keeps going so as to give the ring at least one ‘Maiden on all four sides.

“If you feel so filthy
So dirty, so fucked up
If you feel so walked on
So painful, so pissed off
You’re not the only one
Refusing to go down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.

“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

As soon as it starts, Bullet nods and the eight women all climb up into the ring and make their way to the middle, taking their places as they face the hard camera in the same order they stood on the stage. The chorus plays again and Bullet raises her fist, the other seven doing the same in unison, all seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
Is everybody ready for a fight tonight?

The crowd cheers wildly and Bullet nods approvingly.

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
Some people might look at us and think that we are not ready for such things. They look at the eight women standing here in this ring and all they see are a bunch of tattoos obscuring the truth, that we should just be dismissed as yesterday’s news…

Bullet cocks her head as the crowd boos this idea.

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
But as Bruiser recently showed, just when you’ve decided we are dead or dying and just need to be scraped up off the road, we rise up from the ashes and show the entire world that it will take more than a few hits to put us down!

As the crowd cheers, Bullet starts to look to the right.

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
We have said from the start, Maidens don’t die easy and that’s all that has happened. Have we taken some hits?

Bullet nods in acknowledgement.

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
Si, es la verdad, pero…

Bullet turns back towards the hard camera.

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
We still live, we still breathe, we still stand and we still fight!

The other seven all nod their agreement as Bullet glares into the camera.

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
Whether it is the Coven, Skrabz, Reaper, Tyke Index, Pretty Ricky, Dolores, Azurine Vebbins, The Woke Pelota, Ripley, Chris Mosh or anyone else that has ever stepped foot in this company, we do not bend to the force of the wind, we do not break in the face of adversity and we will not die!

Ray Hudson
Well in two weeks, Bullet will face the ultimate challenge in Reaper, for a second chance at the Ultimate Title. But up next, Bullet will face an old rival in Azurine Vebbins. We’ll be back! This should be good…



Concrete Blonde’s “God Is A Bullet” is playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 135 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. Alex “Bullet” Carbajal!!!

Bullet is in the ring ready for her opponent.

Ray Hudson
To get her second opportunity at the Ultimate Title, all Bullet has to do is survive Reaper.

Wavy Crockett
Defeat Reaper. And what do you mean by “all she has to do”? That’s a hell of a task, Ray. It won’t be easy.

Ray Hudson
Reaper has defeated a lot of people, but he’s never defeated anyone like Bullet. This will be a challenge for him.

“Problem” by Postmodern Jukebox begins to play throughout the arena. “The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins has a solitary spotlight follow her from the entrance ramp to the northern-facing ring apron. Along the way, Ms. Vebbins pirouettes, skanks, and twirls like a whirling dervish down to the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 115 pounds….. residing in Malibu, California……. Azurine Vebbins!!!

Azurine keeps dancing until getting onto the northern ringside apron, climbing through the middle and bottom ring ropes. Upon entering the ring, she awaits referee instruction.

Wavy Crockett
Well tonight Bullet has to face her old rival Azurine Vebbins.

Ray Hudson
That’s a challenge in itself. But a challenge she is indeed more familiar with.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

Alex “Bullet” Carbajal
vs
Azurine Vebbins

Bullet and Azurine stand face to face as the fans are really into this one. The crowd splits with “Bullet” chants and “Vebbins” chants.

Azzy starts bouncing around ready to go and Bullet tells her something before stepping back and getting ready for this battle.

The two step up and lock up as the fans sit down and get ready to enjoy this one. Bullet gets Azzy into a standing armbar. But it doesn’t take too long for Azzy to get out and take the Shieldmaiden down with a fireman’s carry.

Azzy grabs Bullet by the wrist and back of the head, pulling the Shieldmaiden up. Bullet just whips her right into Dios Es Una Bala!!!

The crowd pops loud as Bullet pins the Adorkable Angel.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Bullet

Match Length: 01:33
Ray Hudson
That’s the second show in a row!!! Is Bullet the next contender for the Ultimate Title? Is she going to take down Reaper in two weeks?

“God Is A Bullet” by Concrete Blonde plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Bullet!!!

Bullet celebrates in the ring.

Wavy Crockett
If she does take down Reaper, there’s no way she’s beating him as fast as she’s beaten Dana Ellis and Azurine Vebbins these last two matches.

Ray Hudson
Bullet looks ready and focused to win that Ultimate Championship. But not only is the question; will it be Bullet or Reaper? But the question is also; will it be Skrabz or Jansen Myrrh? Myrrhder She Wrote is going to be HOT!

Wavy Crockett
Oh yes, it is!



We return from commercials to an undisclosed part of the arena that is dark and so eerily quiet that it would send chills down the spines of most people. As the camera pans around the area, it finally stops on a figure in the darkness and all that can be seen is the face of the doll she is holding, making it clear that it’s Dolores.

Dolores
In many mythologies… the Reaper is the personification of death…

The most disturbing part of this whole thing as when Dolores speaks, the dolls mouth moves, as though it’s the doll itself that is speaking.

Dolores
They take the souls of their victims… much like you have done with your’s since your arrival…

The camera gets affected by a little bit of static.

Dolores
So what will happen… when tonight… the Reaper faces someone who does not fear death… when the Reaper faces someone without a soul…

Again, the camera suffers static interference, this time stronger than before it looks like it skips a few frames and now Dolores is in full view, her piercing black and purple dead eyes staring into the camera.

Dolores
That is the fun part… Dolores looks forward to playing with you…

For a third time, the camera suffers static interference and suddenly Dolores’ face engulfs the view and quickly switches back and forth between her face and the doll’s face before finally cutting completely to static.

Kingdom’s cover of “Fight Song” hits the P.A as fans boo the arrival of the lone Woke Warrior of Mile High Wrestling. Dana Ellis enters the stage in a beautiful black gown with prestige and authority. She holds up her arms for people to admire her superior feminism.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 121 pounds….. from Hollywood, California……. “The Woke Warrior” Dana Ellis!!!

Dana struts down to the ring, making sure to admonish any male fan who would doubt her ability in the ring …or objectify her. Miss Ellis to you enters the ringside area, looks at a young female fan, kneels over and lets her know that she can be anything she wants. She then turns a young male fan tells him that he was born to be predator.

Ray Hudson
Well this lady came in with a lot of eyes on her. Very loudmouth outspoken. Shades of Agustin Gates.

Wavy Crockett
And just like Agustin Gates, she is fading away fast.

Ray Hudson
Well she’s definately lasting longer than he did. And she’s actually won a match unlike he did.

Wavy Crockett
If you want to call that a win.

Dana turns back to the ring, climbs up the steel steps before entering between the middle and top rope. A few men whistle at her as she rolls her eyes and looks completely annoyed. Dana holds her arms out in the middle of the ring as the fans, both men and women alike, boo her arrogance.

Ray Hudson
Regardless, she gained a lot of momentum after that match with Reaper. Her story broke news sites, but then we came back from holiday vacation and she ended up in the ring with Bullet.

Wavy Crockett
And Bullet shut her mouth faster than you can say “Where’s my lawyer?”

Ray Hudson
Tonight she goes up against Zombie. This is her chance to redeem herself.

A low idling of a motorcycle engine can be heard as the opening piano of “Zombie” by Bad Wolves can be heard. Wendy “Zombie” Stevens is kneeling in silhouetted shadow, a hood over her head, Lexa Pellegrini standing behind her as smoke wisps along the entrance ramp.

Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken
And the violence causes silence, who are we mistaken?
But you see, it’s not me, it’s not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their drones
In your head, in your head, they are crying

WHAT’S IN YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!?!

At the instant the word ‘Head’ is sung, pyro goes off. Stevens kips up and pulls off the hood, a sadistic smile on her face that the camera picks up.

Meozha Zhanae
And her opponent… weighing in at 157 pounds….. from Manhattan, New York……. she is being accompanied to the ring by Lexa Pellegrini… Wendy “Zombie” Stevens!!!

Zombie stops midway down the ramp, and looks around at the crowd before running down the ramp into the ring, and diving through the second and bottom ropes, rolling through the dive as she enters the ring, and lands on the opposite second and bottom ropes.

Wavy Crockett
She definately needs to beat Zombie tonight. That loss two weeks ago was embarassing. I don’t care if Bullet is one of the greatest in MHW. You lose that fast, you suck.

Ray Hudson
But Zombie needs the win too. She lost a string of matches in a row, and decided to take a break from wrestling because of it. If she loses her comeback match, what is that going to say?

Wavy Crockett
A lot at stake in this match. And it’s even personal after some Twitter exchanges some weeks back.

Zombie gets on the turnbuckles of each of the four corners, doing a finger formation of the letter M for her Shieldmaidens, as Lexa steps in the ring. Stevens jumps off the fourth corner, and takes her hood off and hands it to her, giving Lexa a small peck as she holds the ropes open for her to step out. Stevens then stands in the center of the ring, glaring at Dana Ellis.

Match Official: Regina Ball

Wendy “Zombie” Stevens
vs
“Woke Warrior” Dana Ellis

Both superstars are face to face talking trash and Dana says something that makes Zombie backhand the fuck out of her, dropping her to her ass.

The fans are “oooooo”ing and Zombie is looking down at Dana, with a snarl. Dana brings her head up and it is revealed that her lip is busted, as blood forms inside her mouth.

Zombie shakes her head and then goes down and takes Ellis to Zombieland!!!

Seconds later, Dana Ellis taps out!!!

WINNER:
Zombie

Match Length: 00:49
Ray Hudson
Well we might be looking at the Biggest Disappointment of 2020; Dana Ellis.

“Zombie” by Bad Wolves plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Wendy “Zombie” Stevens!!!

Dana Ellis rolls out of the ring and Zombie looks over at her, shaking her head. She mouths that Dana is a joke and then celebrates in the ring.

Wavy Crockett
The bigger they talk, the smaller they are.

Ray Hudson
I guess. Either way, Zombie is back and better than ever. Will she be getting her ThrowDown Title rematch, or challenging for something bigger, in the near future?

Wavy Crockett
Time will tell. I wonder if she’ll make it on that Myrrhder She Wrote card this close to the big event.

Ray Hudson
I’m sure Rob will get her on there somewhere, for sure. Welcome back, Wendy!



”Evil” by Dove Cameron plays throughout the arena. “Evil” Emily Falls walks down the ramp, looking around at the crowd.

Ray Hudson
Well, what is Emily Falls doing coming out here?

Emily steps into the ring and frowns at the crowd. She walks around the ring for a little bit, before grabbing a mic.

“Evil” Emily Falls
So after I leave the ring earlier, my daddy wants to get tough and challenge Tyke Index.

Emily nods and then shakes her head.

“Evil” Emily Falls
Well, I dont want to be in that main event tag match tonight. I want to make a challenge myself…

Emily snarls, looking around the arena.

“Evil” Emily Falls
I want to fight Stacy Deville one on one. You don’t deserve to be in the main event tonight. I don’t care if you’re the World Champion in another fed. You’re not shit around here.

You can hear the gasps from the audience as Emily mutters her first cuss word.

“Evil” Emily Falls
I have been here since the very first day and haven’t gotten one main event match until tonight. You waltz in and you’re just handed a main event match because you’ve held a World Championship somewhere else?

Emily shakes her head.

“Evil” Emily Falls
Does my daddy never learn? Rayne Young? Finn Whelan? Lance Mikes? Bunch of dorks just like YOU, Stacy.

Emily shrugs her shoulders.

“Evil” Emily Falls
I mean… in your case, and knowing my dad, you probably just slept with him to get that main event spot so fast.

Emily shakes her head and looks into the camera.

“Evil” Emily Falls
Well, you’re not getting it. Because my mom said I could come out here and challenge you right now. The main event will be two people short. You’re going to get this butt kicking, little girl!!!

Mixed reactions from the crowd.

Wavy Crockett
Emily is on her gangsta tonight.

Ray Hudson
Is Stacy going to accept?

The crowd starts cheering as Stacy Deville comes walking out onto the stage, no music.

Wavy Crockett
I guess so. Emily Falls has bit off more than she can chew though. This is the Elysium World Champion right here. She’s a wrestling machine.

Stacy walks down the ramp and into the ring. As soon as she gets through the ropes, a ref slides into the ring, and calls for the bell as the fans cheer loudly.

Ray Hudson
Yep! Here we go!

Match Official: Austin Mack

“Evil” Emily Falls
vs
Stacy Deville

Stacy chuckles at Emily looking so serious and the two meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Emily quickly adjusts Stacy into an Emily Fall!!!

Both superstars get back to their feet and Emily hits Stacy with another Emily Fall!!!

This time Stacy gets up slower, and Emily hits her with ANOTHER Emily Fall!!!!!

Emily hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Emily Falls

Match Length: 00:37
Wavy Crockett
Holy shit!!!

Ray Hudson
Well damn!

“Evil” by Dove Cameron plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… “Evil” Emily Falls!!!

Emily Falls kick pushes Stacy out of the ring and then celebrates her victory.

Wavy Crockett
If there’s one thing we’re learning everytime a top champion from another company comes to MHW, it’s that MHW is where the best wrestlers are. These outsiders can’t never hang, bruh.

Ray Hudson
True dat!


The foreboding guitars and drums of Kamelot’s “Necropolis” starts up as the arena goes dark. A spotlight shines down upon and follows the motion of the masked Reaper as he seemingly ‘appears’ within the fog billowing out of the stage. Following closely behind him is his lawyer and manager, Aloysius Marcus Vance IV, boosting the big man as they approach the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is an Open Challenge Match for one fall!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 272 pounds….. from Hell……. he is being accompanied to the ring by Aloysius Marcus Vance IV… he is Reaper!!!

There’s little pomp and circumstance where Reaper is concerned; he ignores the fans and their reactions, pays no attention to anyone else in the ring… he doesn’t even look around.

Ray Hudson
Well, with everyone seemingly challenging Reaper since his debut, Robert Mack actually set up this Open Challenge Match. Boy, were we shocked when we found out who would be accepting that challenge.

Wavy Crockett
Is she making a bad decision, or is Reaper about to be in trouble?

Ray Hudson
We know nothing about Dolores’ in-ring ability. This will be her debut match here in MHW. She has spent months haunting Azurine Vebbins, and tonight we will see what she’s got.

Reaper pulls himself to the apron, steps over the ropes and goes to face the camera, glowering behind his imposing metal mask. After a few moments, he moves into one of the neutral corners of the ring, doffing his long jacket and standing with his hands upon the ropes, head lowered, waiting for the battle to commence as Aloysius moves to the outside, continuing to talk him up.

Wavy Crockett
Dolores is definately creepy. And she has power. But Reaper is Reaper. I agree this may be a bad idea on her part.

Ray Hudson
So you’re saying she should’ve just waited until her match at Myrrher She Wrote, with Azurine Vebbins?

Wavy Crockett
Yeah, Ima go ahead and say it. Seeing Reaper right here in front of me again is just reminding me what he’s capable of. He’s still yet to be defeated.

Ray Hudson
Tonight could be the night…

“A Conversation With Death” by Khemmis begins to play through the PA system as the lights in the arena dim into a blood red colour. After a few moments, Dolores slowly makes her way out onto the stage carrying Dolores the Doll in her right hand. As Dolores makes her way down the ramp, she turns her head to the left to look out at the fans and so does the doll before the action is repeated to the right.

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… weighing in at 118 pounds….. from The Deepest Fears Of Your Mind……. she is Dolores!!!

Once Dolores reaches the bottom of the ramp, she sets the doll in the corner of the ring before she slithers up onto the apron and slowly climbs through the ropes. Picking the doll back up, she sits in the corner and converses with the doll as the lights go back to normal and “A Conversation With Death” fades out.

Wavy Crockett
The thought of this match is giving me goosebumps.

Ray Hudson
It’s definately something special.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

Open Challenge Match
Reaper
vs
Dolores

The bell sounds and Reaper stands in his corner, solid. Dolores stands in her corner and slowly goes from 0 to 100. Once she reaches 100 she takes off running at Reaper with a jumping spin kick, but Reaper catches her like a baby.

Dolores bites Reaper’s arm, and he instantly drops her. The ref awkwardly tells her she can’t do that, but she ignores him and starts throwing repeated knife edge chops at Reaper, until he grabs her by the head and spin throws her into the corner.

Reaper goes to chop Dolores in the corner, but she ducks under and runs around him. Reaper turns around and gets caught in the mask with a high knee.

Dolores tries to bring Reaper down with an armbar, but he won’t let her. So she bites his arm, and ultimately gets him to his knees, trying to hook the New Nightmare into an armbar.

Reaper uses his other hand to grab Dolores by the hair and pull her mouth off if his arm. Then he grabs her by the neck and gets to his feet. Reaper gives Dolores a chokeslam.

Reaper looks down at his arm and shakes his head. Then he notices the doll in the corner. He tilts his head at it and then Dolores comes up behind him with a jumping cannonball, causing him to stumble forward into the corner where the doll is.

Reaper turns around and Dolores jumps up and drops him with a spike ddt. The crowd is going nuts.

Dolores looks at her doll and then back at Reaper, with those cold eyes. She goes at him with a running senton.

Dolores then does her Finger Break to Reaper until he throws her off of him with his free hand. Reaper starts to get up and Dolores is right back on him until he smashes her with a hard headbutt to the jaw.

Dolores shakes it off and runs at Reaper, only to get caught by the neck. Reaper takes her down with a choke bomb.

The match went on for a while, definately longer than any match before it. Actually, longer than all the matches before it put together.

No matter how hard Reaper beat Dolores down, he just couldn’t keep her down though. But you could tell he was slowly weakening her.

All the same, no matter how hard Dolores tried to keep Reaper down, she just couldn’t. These two beat the shit out of each other!

With all the biting and other illegal doings, we were starting to wonder if maybe the ref wasn’t disqualifying anyone because he wanted to see a match that lasted longer than two minutes for once tonight.

Then as Reaper went for The Scythe, Dolores grabbed him by the jewels. You could hear a loud squeal from under the mask, and the fans say “oooooo”.

Dolores let go, and Reaper dropped to his knees. Dolores gives him the Neck Snap!!

Dolores gets behind Reaper and gets him Trapped In Sorrow!!! The fans are going nuts as the ref is checking on Reaper.

Reaper bridges upwards and the ref counts Dolores’ shoulders down.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Reaper

Match Length: 16:14
Ray Hudson
Oh no! Did Reaper get that?

Wavy Crockett
I think so…

Ray Hudson
Wow.

Wavy Crockett
I ain’t gon lie, this chick hung in there with the Reaper. Azzy is in trouble in two weeks…

Kamelot’s “Necropolis” plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… Reaper!!!

Reaper and AMV4 celebrate in the ring.

Ray Hudson
What a fight!

Wavy Crockett
Yeah that lil crazy bitch really stood toe to toe with the Reaper. But my dawg done got another W. You’re looking at the next number one contender.

Ray Hudson
I don’t know. You saw what Bullet did to Azurine Vebbins earlier tonight.

All of a sudden the music instantly stops at the same time that the lights go out.

Wavy Crockett
What in the shit?

Ray Hudson
I’m getting sick of all this supernatural shit around here!

The lights return and Dolores and the doll are gone…



The lights drop. The bass hits. And here come the strobes.

“Living.”
“After.”
“Midnight.”

The Disturbed cover of “Living After Midnight” by Judas Priest picks up as the lights pop up in the arena. Tyler Ransom is seen at the entrance ramp. The smirk on his face that has been so famous for so long is plastered on him, as his hands run through his hair and he looks out into the crowd.

“I took the city bout one A.M
Loaded, loaded
I’m all geared up to score again
Loaded, loaded
I come alive in the neon light
That’s when I make my moves right”

As Ransom takes his first steps toward the ring, he pops the collar on his jacket before placing his hands on his jacket pockets. His eyes are focused on the ring, not the crowd or the lights or the music.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is Dillon Daniels’ Retirement Match, and is for one fall!! Introducing first… weighing in at 216 pounds….. from
Brooklyn, New York……. he calls himself “Real Deal” Tyler Ransom!!!

Ransom’s body tense with aggression and a hint of confidence as he slides into the ring and jacks one of his fists high into the air, his smirk still very much apparent.

“Living after midnight
Rockin’ to the dawn
Lovin’ til the morning, then I’m gone
I’m gone”

As Ransom makes his way to the turnbuckle, he stands tall, removing his jacket and tossing it to the floor as he scans the crowd for some eye candy. He flexes his chest ever so briefly before smiling again and turning back to the ring, leaning up against his home turnbuckle as the music begins to fade out.

Ray Hudson
Well Tyler Ransom hasn’t had a very interesting career here in MHW so far. He lost his first match and his second match got interrupted and never officially happened.

Wavy Crockett
I didn’t even know he wrestled here. You sure he had some matches?

Ray Hudson
He was supposed to face Ace Starr a couple of weeks ago, but Alastair Frost came out and whooped both their asses for the hell of it.

Wavy Crockett
I kind of remember that. Which one is Ace Starr?

“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour begins to play over the sound system. “The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels steps from behind the curtain, looking focused.

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… weighing in at 218 pounds….. from Chicago, Illinois……. he is “The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels!!!

Dillon Daniels walks down the ramp, and slides into the ring. He bounces around, staying focused. Looking confidently at the imposter standing across the ring from him.

Ray Hudson
Well this is Dillon Daniels’ final match here in MHW. Then he’s joining RJ Smith every other Sunday on AMMO, at the commentary booth.

Wavy Crockett
The next Wavy Crockett.

Ray Hudson
Is that right?

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

Dillon Daniels’ Retirement Match
“The Real Deal” vs “Real Deal”

“The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels
vs
“Real Deal” Tyler Ransom

Both competitors circle the ring. Tyler Ransom looks calm and relaxed, staring across the ring into Dillon Daniels’ eyes. Dillon has his arms in front of him, ready to grapple.

Dillon begins to step towards Ransom, and Ransom drops down and rolls out if the ring. The fans start booing. The referee yells for Ransom to get back into the ring.

One!!!

Dillon yells at Ransom to get back into the ring, as Ransom stands there with a smirk on his face.

Two!!!

Random shakes his head and turns around, heading up the ramp.

Three!!!

Four!!!

Dillon is asking the referee what the hell is going on and the referee looks just as confused.

Five!!!

Six!!!

Seven!!!

Ransom walks through the curtains to the back as the fans are booing very loudly.

Eight!!!

Nine!!!

Dillon drops his head, looking very disappointed.

Ten!!!!!

WINNER:
Dillon Daniels

Match Length: 01:20
Ray Hudson
I have never seen anything like this.

Wavy Crockett
What the hell did he sign with MHW for if he wasn’t here to compete?

Ray Hudson
I know Rob, and if this dude doesn’t want to be here, Rob will gladly let him go. I am sure that is the last time we see Tyler Ransom around here.

“Cult of Personality” by Living Colour begins playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match… “The Real Deal” Dillon Daniels!!!

Dillon Daniels has his hands on his hips, looking around the arena with disappointment on how his Retirement Match turned out.

Wavy Crockett
I’m sure Dillon wanted one more real match. And Tyler Ransom just took that away from him

Ray Hudson
It’s sad.

Wavy Crockett
Fucking pathetic.

Emily Falls is in her dad’s office talking to the man himself.

“Evil” Emily Falls
I want Chris Mosh at Myrrhder She Wrote. If he wants to talk about me in his promos when we’re not even in a match, then you need to make the match.

Robert Mack
That’s already happened…

“Evil” Emily Falls
So has a lot of matches. You still make them.

Robert Mack
I mean it’s happened at Rise Again. Let’s do better. You’re my baby girl, and Chris Mosh is your mom’s baby boy. So how about y’all team up instead?

“Evil” Emily Falls
Leah is my tag team partner.

Robert Mack
Leah will be busy defending her title to Psycho. You and Mosh are teaming up at Myrrhder She Wrote, and that’s final.

Emily rolls her eyes.

“Evil” Emily Falls
I’m not your baby girl…

Emily storms away as Robert Mack shakes his head.



The lights in the arena go out and the sound effect of thunder echoes throughout the arena as the entrance way and ring are illuminated in a neon blue light. The lights then flash wildly like lightning. “Redneck Stomp” by Obituary then hits. Ripley walks out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, black wrestling tights, and black boots. He stands at the top of the entrance way and looks around the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers, with some scattered boos.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is for one fall, and is for the MHW AMMO Television Championship!!! Introducing first… weighing in at 240 pounds….. from Brooksville, Florida……. the challenger… Ripley!!!

Ripley starts walking towards the ring. As he makes his way down the aisle to the ring he looks at the fans. Once he reaches the ring he stops and looks at it then quickly walks up the steel steps and enters the ring.

Ray Hudson
Well, here’s another match that was scheduled for next Sunday’s AMMO. But we are going to get it right here tonight.

Wavy Crockett
Is AMMO canceled?

Ray Hudson
I haven’t heard anything of that nature, but this match will not be happening on the next AMMO. It’s happening right now, and it’s a rematch from last Sunday.

Wavy Crockett
Ripley’s reign came to an end. Sad stuff. He was a hell of a champion.

Ray Hudson
Indeed he was. But he has the opportunity to get his belt right back.

In the ring Ripley paces around, then climbs up in one of the corners of the ring to look out at all of the fans. He points to a few fans as the crowd continues to cheer. He then hops down, unzipping his hoodie and tosses it to ringside and walks to the center of the ring as his music fades out and the lights return to normal.

Wavy Crockett
Bruiser has proven to be one tough chick.

Ray Hudson
Oh yeah, Ripley is going to have to fight hard to get that belt back. No doubt. But that’s who he has become. Remember he didn’t even get pinned last Sunday…

The lights dim as the opening to “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play through the PA system, a thin layer of fog begins to cover the entrance stage and ramp when a dark blue spotlight shines down on Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, who is kneeling down and looking to the floor. As the song kicks into full swing, Bruiser slowly rises to her feet making her AMMO Television Championship around her waist visible and then she makes an “M” shape with her hands to signify the Shieldmaidens.

Meozha Zhanae
And his opponent… weighing in at 150 pounds….. from New Orleans, Louisiana……. she is the MHW AMMO Television Champion… Becca “Bruiser” Maguire!!!

Bruiser begins to slowly and methodically make her way down the ramp, focusing on nothing but the ring in front of her. Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she slides into the ring and while staying on her hands and knees, she scoots over to the center before making the “M” shape with her hands again and then slowly stands to her feet while pulling back her hood and removing the face mask. She then unfastens her championship from around her waist and repeatedly slaps it before she places it over her shoulder as “Indestructible” fades out.

Match Official: John Paul Vigil

MHW AMMO Television Championship
Becca “Bruiser” Maguire©
vs
Ripley

Bruiser and Ripley look around the arena for a moment. Then the two Mile High AMMO superstars begin pacing the ring ready to throwdown.

Bruiser sent a knife-edge chop at Ripley and then Ripley hits her with an elbow smash.

As Bruiser stumbled backwards, Ripley stepped back quickly, bouncing off the ropes and taking her out with an early Mark of Failure!!!

Ripley went for the pin.

One

Two

Kickout!!

Out of nowhere, Bruiser came back to life and hooked Ripley into Freyr’s Sacrifice!!!

The ref was checking on Ripley and the fans were going nuts. But Ripley would escape. The two would brawl in the longest ‘one on one’ match of the night, back and forth until the very end.

And in the end, Bruiser hit Ripley with what would be her third Freedom Punch of the night!!

And then Bruiser ended it all with the Kickstarter, before hooking the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

WINNER:
Bruiser

Match Length: 21:48
“Indestructible” by Disturbed plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match and STILL MHW AMMO Television Champion… Becca “Bruiser” Maguire!!!

Bruiser celebrates in the ring with her championship.

Ray Hudson
Well there you go, Bruiser is still the champion. What’s next for Ripley?

Wavy Crockett
If Jansen Myrrh, Bullet, or Reaper can’t take down Skrabz…. look no further than Ripley. Let’s just say that AMMO Title reign was training to get to that Ultimate Title Match. This is the future face of MHW.

Ray Hudson
I can see that happening. But congrats to Bruiser on a successful title defense…


The image on the big screen shifts to that of an evening sky, swaths of pink, purple and orange streaked across the background, the shadows of mountains before them. Easy to miss, however, is the form of a man standing in the near distance, perhaps gazing out over the view before him… perhaps not. The darkness tells us very little.

”Immortality… comes in many forms.”

Blurry images of two figures locked in combat inside a wrestling ring are shown, the bodies standing out a bit more sharply than the background, looking as though they were sketched instead of recorded. The taller of the two takes a half-step back before firing a superkick at the other man’s chin, the impact causing an explosion of fire. This fire burns the ‘sketched’ images away, leaving us back at the sunset.

Except now there is a fire going, giving a few dim hints as to what is going on… and at the very least making the shadow of the man more apparent.

”Some gauge it by the scars that never heal or the inked marks that signify important moments in their lives. Some see it through the eyes of their children and in photographs of linked souls long lost…”

Cutting away, we are back within sight of another blurred yet intently displayed battle of the squared circle. Somehow, we can tell that the taller figure is the same from before, though the opponent is different. The opponent goes low on their adversary but the taller figure drops down and twists them into a fierce-looking choke, rolling them like a gator wound across the canvas… every twist and tightening of his grip causing another fiery flash.

”Some quantify it through fallen foes, through gold and glory and their currency of choice. None are wrong, yet none are right. All of these means, they are viable, yet very ephemeral. Blood does not last forever. Money runs out. Titles are fleeting. Scars and ink go the way of all flesh and memories… fade.”

Back at the overlook, there is a sharp clanging… the sound of metal on metal, the sparks of impact and the glow of super-heated material. The male figure continues to strike each moment, measuring each blow, a careful eye upon the angle and the heat…

”What will YOU leave behind?”

Clang… clang… clang…

”How long will YOUR story be told?”

Clang… swoosh… clang… hiss… a little more heat, another strike or two, and then the cooling as the metal is thrust into water, raising a thick cloud into the air… far thicker than it should be.

”What are YOU willing to do… to live forever?”

The scene burns away like paper put to the match… and then silence.

The lights dim and the crowd starts to murmur in anticipation. Three Days Grace’s “Riot” starts playing and the Shieldmaidens’ logo pops up on the entrance screen.

“If you feel so empty
So used up, so let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off, so stepped on
You’re not the only one
Refusing to back down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton steps out first wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship, to her immediate right stands her fellow group member, Jackie “Bandit” Layton wearing her MHW Tag Team Championship, to her left, Katrina “Knox” Knox. Stepping out to take their places on either end of the line are a pair of tattooed sisters, “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire on the far right, Aoife “Banshee” Maguire on the far left. Ending up on the left is the final member, Wendy “Zombie” Stevens. With all six in place, Zombie nods and they stare the ring down like it owes them all money.

“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

As the chorus rages over the speakers, the Shieldmaidens head the ring. They surround the ring, Bandit and Psycho going around the right while Knox and Banshee go to the left. Titaness and Zombie follow Bandit and Psycho and then keeps going so as to give the ring at least one ‘Maiden on all four sides.

Meozha Zhanae
The following match is the main event of the night and is an Eight Person Tag Team Elimination Match!!! Introducing first… “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire and the MHW Tag Team Champions; Jackie “Bandit” Layton and Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton… they are the Shieldmaidens!!!

“If you feel so filthy
So dirty, so fucked up
If you feel so walked on
So painful, so pissed off
You’re not the only one
Refusing to go down
You’re not the only one
So get up”

They nod to each other as they wait for the chorus to kick in again.

“Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot
Let’s start a riot, a riot
Let’s start a riot”

As soon as it starts, Sam nods and the six women all climb up into the ring and make their way to the middle, taking their places as they face the hard camera in the same order they stood on the stage. The chorus plays again and they all raise their fists, all seemingly ready to conquer the world before them.

Ray Hudson
Well this is something we thought we’d never see; Skrabz teaming with the Shieldmaidens.

Wavy Crockett
The Shieldmaidens don’t seem too excited about that, according to Twitter.

Ray Hudson
Well they were originally set to have Stacy Deville on their team too, but she ended up in that match earlier and….. well, we saw how that turned out.

Tempa T’s “Next Hype” starts to play, the beat builds for ten seconds and then Skrabal Stanzas can be heard saying “Are you dizzy blud?”. The beat explodes and Tempa T immediately comes in with his lyrics.

“What kind of things that you have
When I find out don’t expect me to stop
I’ll come for the P’s that you stack
And come for all the food that you plot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don’t wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I’ll clear out your house on the spot”

Skrabal Stanzas comes walking out from the back and poses with his arms stretched out, holding each one his belts in a hand.

Meozha Zhanae
And their tag team partner… he is the MHW Ultimate and MHW Phoenix Champion….. he is Skrabz!!!

“CLEAR! All the things in your house
CLEAR! All the things in your fridge
SMASH! All your plates from your rack
CLEAR! All of your kids’ toys
CLEAR! All of your CD rack
Won’t get none of your CD’s back”

Skrabz walks to the ring, his slow but deliberate swagger in direct contrast with the hype beat and aggressive lyrics.

“I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don’t know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You’re not bad you’re a mug don’t think you’re a guy
When I slap man you won’t be alright”

Skrabz walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He stands in the corner of the ring and leans back against the turnbuckle with his arms folded across his chest as the music fades out.

Wavy Crockett
I don’t know why they wouldn’t be excited to team with Skrabz. He can’t be beat.

Ray Hudson
Well actually, most of the losses that Skrabz has suffered was in tag team matches.

Wavy Crockett
Probably because his partners can’t keep up.

Ray Hudson
Well…

So close (So close)
So close (So close)

So close (So close)

Hear the cameras click and the shots go boom
Money talks, God walks out the room
See now the news, a billion clicks consume
That fake ass bullshit y’all assume
Ass outta you and me, get the fuck away from me
With that factory manufactured sucker energy
Testosteromping that stink from the stage
We bust the sound of outrage against the hate y’all made
Made with hate
Against what hate made

As “Made with Hate” of the Prophets of Rage blare out in the facility, the Coven logo appears on the screen. Members of Coven slowly make their way out onto the stage as they stand there for a moment and then head down towards the ring.

Meozha Zhanae
And their opponents… the MHW Hardcore Champion; “The War Queen” Leah, the MHW ThrowDown Television Champion; “Trauma” Gabriel Ohio, Alastair Frost, and Jansen Myrrh… they are Coven!!!

Out in front, “The War Queen Leah” and Alastair Frost, followed by Jansen Myrrh and in the rear, “Trauma” Gabriel Ohio. They all enter the ring as the music continues to play and the fans are booing the group.

Wavy Crockett
Me and Jansen really getting a lil closer cause of that Twitter. I think I might got a shot, Ray.

Ray Hudson
The Coven have been on quite the rise here in MhW. They have both the Hardcore and ThrowDown Titles. If Frost can win that AMMO Title, EVIL can win those Tag Titles, and Jansen can take that Ultimate Title, then they’d basically run MHW.

Wavy Crockett
Jansen will need to take both of Skrabz’ belts.

Match Official: Jack Glascock

Ten Person Tag Elimination Match
Skrabz, Samantha Hamilton, Bandit, and Psycho
vs
Jansen Myrrh, Gabriel Ohio, “The War Queen” Leah, and Alastair Frost

The match started with Psycho and Leah. The two got face to face and talked their trash before they began to exchange rights and lefts. The fans were jumping out of their seats watching these two ladies smash their fists into each other’s skulls like a high school fist fight.

The two went to war for a short time before Leah tagged in Frost. Leah would quickly roll out of the ring and point at her own head with a smirk on her face. Psycho rolled her eyes and Frost stepped up to Psycho, who was looking right past him at Leah on the outside still.

Frost said something to Psycho, and that’s when she slowly turned her eyes to him and raised an eyebrow. Frost smirked and Psycho hit him with the Gealtachta!!!

Frost stumbled backwards into the corner and Jansen quickly tagged herself in. She stepped into the ring with Psycho, smirking with confidence.

Jansen and Psycho went back and forth for a little while until Jansen hit Psycho with the Myrrh-driver!!!

Jansen hooked the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

“Psycho” Saoirse Maguire is eliminated.

Samantha Hamilton got into the ring to step up next, and the fans were cheering for the Titaness. Jansen rolled her eyes before looking over her own shoulder at Gabriel Ohio. Ohio told Jansen to make her wait, and Jansen slightly laughed and nodded her head.

Sam stepped up to the middle of the ring ready to fight whoever wanted it. Jansen tagged in Frost, who was still holding his jaw from earlier.

Frost got in the ring and shook off the pain. Sam and Frost fought for their respective teams for a short while, with Sam getting the better of the fight, until she tagged in her official tag team partner; Bandit.

Bandit took control of Frost for about a minute, and then Frost started gaining control. Frost tagged in Leah, and Leah took control of Bandit.

Bandit would later be desperate for a tag, and when she was approaching her team’s corner, she would look up and lock eyes with Skrabz. Skrabz smirked at her and shook his head, disappointed in her.

Bandit rolled her eyes and just tagged in Sam instead. Sam got back into the ring, looking back at Skrabz with her eyebrow raised, and Leah took advantage of that distraction.

After Leah kept control of Sam for a while, she would finally tag in Ohio. Ohio stalked Sam, and slowly hurt her, taking his time between every move.

But once Sam started fighting back, Ohio tagged in Frost as quick as he could. Frost would quickly go in on Sam, putting a beatdown on her.

But one kick in the gut later, from Sam, and Frost felt the Wrath of the Titans!!!

Sam hooked the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

Alastair Frost is eliminated.

Gabriel Ohio is quick to attack Sam. He keeps control of her again for a while, but when she gets Irish whipped into her own corner, Bandit tags herself in and quickly climbs to the top rope before leaping off onto Ohio, and taking him down.

Bandit fights with Ohio until he tags in Jansen. Jansen puts a beating on Bandit, keeping control for a while. Bandit almost tags in Sam multiple times, but Jansen kept stopping her.

Finally Bandit was able to jump away and tag in the Titaness and Sam came in fast on the attack. Sam gave that same beating Jansen was just giving, but to Jansen herself.

Before long, Sam would connect the Atlas Shrugged on Jansen!!!

Sam hooked the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

Jansen Myrrh is eliminated.

The fans were in shock at the early elimination of Jansen Myrrh, and the fact that it wasn’t even Skrabz who eliminated her. Skrabz even looked impressed.

Leah climbed into the ring, looking at Jansen Myrrh slowly rolling out of the ring. Leah looked surprised too.

Skrabz was trying to convince Sam to go ahead and tag him in, but Bandit was telling Sam to forget him. Sam told Bandit something and Bandit nodded in agreement to whatever she said, before shrugging.

Sam then tagged in Skrabz, and out poured a chorus of boos. Skrabz nodded at the Titaness with a smirk and then climbed into the ring to face off with Leah.

But then Ohio was telling Leah that he wanted to fight Skrabz. The fans started cheering and Leah shrugged and tagged in her Coven brother.

Ohio got into the ring, and he and Skrabz got face to face. It wasnt long before the two started going back and forth with rights.

They fought each other in a solid war for quite a while before Ohio would finally tag Leah back in. Skrabz would fight Leah for only a short time before tagging in Bandit.

Bandit quickly went in on the attack on Leah. Bandit mostly kept control for a while until she got caught slipping and Leah took her out with The Endgame!!!

Leah pinned the Shieldmaiden.

One

Two

Three!!!

Jackie “Bandit” Layton is eliminated.

Skrabz quickly gets into the ring and goes at Leah, but Leah fights back hard. Leah literally gets control of Skrabz and keeps taking him down with move after move.

This keeps going on for a while until Skrabz drops Leah with a Mic Check out of nowhere!!!

Skrabz hooks the leg.

One

Two

ThrKickout!!!

The fans are going nuts!!!

Skrabz looks at Leah, confused. He fights Leah for a little bit longer though, before he tags in Sam. Sam and Leah go to War, but eventually Sam starts getting the better of Leah. Leah doesn’t allow it for long, as she tags in Ohio.

Sam and Ohio go to war for a while, to the fans’ pleasure. It’s a very back and forth fight, but in the end Ohio gives Sam the Fall From Geace!!!

Trauma hooks the leg.

One

Two

Three!!!

Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton is eliminated.

Skrabz stands on the apron for a moment before getting into the ring, looking across at Leah and Ohio, who seem to be laughing.

Skrabz slowly climbs into the ring as a “Fuck That Guy!” chant erupts again in Cincinnati. Skrabz soaks it in, without a care in the world.

Skrabz and Leah go at it and it isn’t long before Leah is back in control over Skrabz again, showing potential to be a main event star.

As time passes by, Leah and Ohio tag each other in and out, each taking shots at the champ, really wearing him down.

Leah is the legal person at the time she climbs to the top rope and comes down onto Skrabz with Leah Rising!!

Except Skrabz kips up and catches her right into a sick Mic Check!!!!!

Skrabz throws an arm over Leah.

One

Two

Three!!!

“The War Queen” Leah is eliminated.

Skrabz sits up and sees Ohio standing right in front of him. The fans are cheering loudly. Another “Fuck That Guy!” chant breaks out.

Skrabz looks up at Ohio and starts laughing. Ohio grabs Skrabz by the head and smashes Skrabz’ face into his knee.

Ohio beats on Skrabz for a while, to the pleasure of the fans. And then Skrabz starts fighting back, angering the fans.

The two fight one on one for a good six to seven minutes before Skrabz drops Ohio with that Snare Clap, and hooks the leg!!!

One

Two

Three!!!

“Trauma” Gabriel Ohio is eliminated.

WINNER:
Skrabz and the Shieldmaidens

Match Length: 36:04
“Next Hype” by Tempa T plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winners of this match… Skrabz, Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton, Jackie “Bandit” Layton, and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire!!!

Skrabz sits on the mat, beside Gabriel Ohio, slightly laughing as the fans boo his victory.

Ray Hudson
Well Skrabz has won this match for his team.

Wavy Crockett
Screw that! Skrabz won this match. There’s no team with him. He won by himself.

Ray Hudson
They might not be there right now, but his teammates fought in that match. Skrabz didn’t eliminate everyone in the Coven himself.

Wavy Crockett
Blah.

Skrabz shakes his head and gets to his feet as the fans start cheering.

Ray Hudson
Wait, what the hell is this?!

Jansen Myrrh slides into the ring behind Skrabz and locks him Candi Bratton’s old finisher; The Confessional!!!!!

Wavy Crockett
Oh shit!

Ray Hudson
Wow! Jansen Myrrh has Skrabz in The Confessional!

Wavy Crockett
That’s Candi Bratton’s old finisher!

Skrabz fights to get out but Jansen has locked him in tight. The fans start up the “Fuck That Guy!” chant.

Ray Hudson
Skrabz is trying to escape, but Jansen Myrrh is not letting go!

Wavy Crockett
She gon fuck around and get Mic Checked, and she too beautiful for that.

Ray Hudson
Hold up…

All of a sudden Skrabz begins tapping out to the shock of everyone watching this program, and the show abruptly goes off air….

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