Riding Shotgun with Jansen Myrrh on the Road to the MHW Ultimate Championship

Narrator: September 19, 2005. It’s a day that would change the course of Jansen Meir’s life. She woke up as she would any other day. She was eight years old. Her parents sat her down and explained to her that her uncle Donald Meir had died in an automobile accident the previous night.  Young Jansen was inconsolable.  For you see, Donald Meir was a professional wrestler who wrestled under the name of Dandy Myrrh.  He had held the World’s Heavyweight Championship on three occasions.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

This probably makes me an awful person but while I loved my parents, they never understood me. I was never as close to them as I was to my uncle Dandy. When they told me of his death, I just… I just couldn’t deal with that. I was eight years old and this man who was everything to me. Everything. He was no longer here on this earth and I thought my world had ended.

Narrator: In addition to being a world class professional wrestler, Dandy Myrrh had a reputation.  The official police report states that Donald Meir got into an argument with his girlfriend, drove to a bar, consumed a large quantity of alcohol and then got into his car and tried to drive home.  He made it two blocks before swerving into a power pole.  He was pronounced dead at the scene. 

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

I recall from the age of about five, my uncle travelled around the country. When he was in the area, he would always come by. I adored him. He was this larger than life personality and I was completely enamored by him. He would hand me his giant championship belt and I would try and drape it over my tiny shoulder like he would do in his pictures. I would tell him that one day I would a champion too. He would tell me that he knew I would. (pause)  I wish he was here to see how close I really am to this dream.

Narrator: She has big shoes to fill but she has sworn that one day she will be a world champion and follow in the footsteps of her uncle. She has her very first opportunity on February 2nd in London England as she faces the man who has held that championship for almost 600 days, the MHW Ultimate Champion, Skrabz. We will take this trip right along as we are Riding Shotgun with Jansen Myrrh. On the road to the MHW Ultimate Championship.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

The day I graduated high school, I packed my car and headed to Detroit. I had been in contact with a wrestling school run by Biff Franklin. He told me he would accept me as a student but only if I graduated from high school. I had wanted to quit or maybe just take my GED, but he wasn’t having any of it. He told me that was his only condition. Graduate.

Narrator: Biff Franklin had wrestled for nearly 20 years when he retired in 2000.  He was a former World Tag Team Champion with his partner Anthony Jackson in a tag team called The Legacy. He spent some time color commentating and even did a recent general manager stint. 

Biff Franklin
Jansen’s Former Trainer

One thing you have to know about this business. Not everyone makes it. Fifty percent scrape by or fail altogether, another 20 percent might cover expenses, another 20 might make a modest living, nine percent will make superstar money and that last one percent will achieve superstardom. It’s not easy. I don’t let kids walk into my classroom without having at least a high school diploma. I encourage college, but that’s really up to them.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

So, I already had my car packed as I sat in with the rest of my class to receive my diploma. They called my name, I walked up, took my diploma and walked out of the auditorium. I said good bye to my parents and climbed into my car and I started driving. When I got to Detroit, I found a room for rent, I took the first pizza deliver job that came along and I walked into Biff Frankin’s wrestling school and started training.

Biff Franklin
Jansen’s Former Trainer

I took one look at her and was afraid she would break. But she had that look in her eye. She had purpose.  At first glance, I expected her to fold after the first day until I saw that look. She had drive inside her. She didn’t tell me about her uncle until months after she started training and it was then I pieced it all together. Her uncle was a decent person, but like the most of us back then, we certainly had our demons.  He had more than his share.  Once I heard her story, then I knew.  And she did the work. She came in, trained during the day, delivered pizzas in the evening and then slept. She was never late. She never complained. She did what she was told. She learned to put up the ring and take it back down again. She did chores around the gym along with everyone else. Bigger, stronger, more athletic kids were dropping like flies, but she wouldn’t quit.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

I took it very seriously. I really wasn’t an athlete in school. I played girls’ softball. I didn’t even know about weight lifting until I got to Biff’s school. Once I got to the school, there was an entirely different life ahead of me. My diet changed, my day was all about training, working and resting. I had thought of nothing else since I was eight years old. I had friends tell me that I was being ridiculous with this ‘wrestling dream’. Fuck them. So, when I left home, I left all of that nonsense behind. This was my future. My destiny. My heritage, if you wanna call it that. Three years, I trained, I worked to pay for that training and slept. That’s it.

Producer: No relationship? No recreational activities? No hobbies?

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

For what purpose? I have all the relationships I need. If you want me to be technical, wrestling has always been my first love. I don’t need another person coming in and taking my attention away from what it the most important to me. I have friends within MHW and a few I’ve met in other promotions. Coven, they are my family.

Biff Franklin
Jansen’s Former Trainer

Oh. That. It was a freak accident about 18 months into her training. The class had been asking to try moonsaults. We set up a crash pad and one by one everyone took their turn. It wasn’t perfect, but with the pad there it was smooth sailing. Until Jansen.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

Fuck. If you ever watch on of my matches, you’ll see I never bounce off the ropes. I never climb a turnbuckle. I don’t do any of that flying shit. It was never something I wanted to do. I wanted to learn the ground game. I wanted to keep my feet on the mat. So, everyone is doing these moonsaults and I honestly have no desire to do one. But, the other students egged me on trying to encourage me, thinking maybe I’m scared or something. I wasn’t scared. I just didn’t want to do it. But to shut them up, I went ahead and climbed up.

Biff Franklin
Jansen’s Former Trainer

She had told me that she wasn’t interested in the flying stuff. I certainly wasn’t going to push her but I think with everyone cheering her on, she wanted to show them she could do it. So, she went up. Don’t ask me how she did it…

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

I missed the fucking crash pad and landed right on my arm. Broke my forearm.  I was out for six months. I couldn’t train. I mean, I wasn’t supposed to train.

Biff Franklin
Jansen’s Former Trainer

She’s a stubborn girl. She found a way to do things that wouldn’t affect her arm. She would run the ropes. She would keep up her cardio by running. She would hit the bag with her good arm and she started learning how to kick. Six months later, the cast was off and she was back in the ring as if nothing had ever happened to her.  A year later, I had done as much as I could for her. She was ready to give it a shot.  So, I recommended a couple of feds to her and send her on her way.

Narrator: One of those wrestling companies was Imperial Wrestling Federation.  The other was Rose City Wrestling which had just opened up their wrestling academy.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

Biff closing his school and I knew I hadn’t finished learning. So, I enrolled in the academy and began wrestling. IWF was a good learning experience, but it was hard to travel around the country and continue to train so I only stayed there a couple months before I gave notice and worked pretty much exclusively with Rose City. One thing I knew I wanted to do was perfect my uncle’s Myrrh-driver.

Narrator: The Myrrh-driver is a standing delayed piledriver. It was the move that brought Dandy Myrrh the world championship and so it seemed like a good plan for Jansen to try and get this move into her playbook.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

It looks easier on film than it is in practice. I couldn’t figure out what how to do that move. I could get them up, but the impact was not there after the execution.  Then I met Paul Banter.

Narrator: Paul Banter is a 450 pound behemoth of a wrestler who was on the last leg of his career when he accidently met Jansen Myrrh.

Paul Banter
Jansen’s Former Manager

It was a bizarre way to meet, that’s for sure. Someone was running a tag team tournament and I joked that I could be a tag team all on my own, but was told I needed a partner and then I ran into Jansen and pretty much coerced her into doing it. She’s like a third of my size.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

Suddenly this 450 pound man is asking you to be his tag team partner. Do you say no to someone who could squash you? So I said yes and we were in this tournament.  We won our first round match. Then the tournament folded. So we went our separate ways, right?  No.

Paul Banter
Jansen’s Former Manager

She was telling me she was trying to get this modified piledriver down. I liked the kid, so I offered to help her out.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

Paul explained to me the mechanics of this move that I couldn’t see by just watching and next thing you know, I’m putting people out with it.  It was right around this time that I signed with MHW.

Robert Mack
MHW Owner

When I first signed Jansen Myrrh, she was so….. she was totally different from the woman she is today. Completely different energy. I remember looking at her and thinking she was just going to be a rag doll for the company. It’s honestly why I signed her. Because she really had no personality. I felt she wasn’t going to make me any money. But I knew she’d be perfect for people to step over, to earn a quick victory. And sometimes you need that for your show.

Paul Banter
Jansen’s Former Manager

She met Candi Bratton.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

I thought I knew everything there was to know about the death of my uncle, but I found out that wasn’t true.

Narrator: Jansen Myrrh had taken Paul Banter on as a manager. He had decided it was time to retire but still wanted to stay in the business and his assistance with Jansen was crucial to her current success.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

My win-loss record wasn’t great. And even the wins I had gotten, were typically by some sort of technicality. Countout, interference, forfeit. I had signed with MHW when I was placed in a match with the former World Champion, Candi Bratton.

Paul Banter
Jansen’s Former Manager

Bratton and I have some history. Nothing crazy, but we have been in a fed or two at the same time, though we never really crossed paths. I knew the story of her involvement with Dandy Myrrh.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

So, I go out for our match…


MHW Episode 12 – August 9, 2018

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Stop the fucking music! I said stop the goddamned music!

Candi’s music is cut short by the time she makes it to the ring. She stops at the ringsteps and looks up into the ring at a confused Jansen Myrrh who looks out at the crowd, who seems to be just as confused as she is.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
What is this about?

Candi steps up the stairs and onto the apron.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
No offense to you, Jansen Myrrh but this fucking match is not taking place.

Jansen doesn’t have a microphone but the word “why” is formed on her lips as she watches Candi Bratton.

✹ Wavy Crockett ✹
What you doing, Candi?

Candi wipes her feet on the apron and then steps into the ring.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
You and I have some history that you aren’t aware of and to be honest, I’d rather not talk about it in front of all of these motherfuckers.

Candi motions to the crowd.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
But, I ain’t fighting you kid and there’s a damn good reason for it.

Jansen, much smaller than Candi looks at her for a moment, confused and then walks to the edge of the ring to ask for a microphone.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
I’m not sure what you mean by “we have history”. I’ve never met you in my life and I only have ever seen you on TV. So, I don’t know why you wouldn’t wrestle me tonight. I’ve been training very hard for this and I know you’re a former champion. I just don’t understand why you’d come out here and say that we have history?

Candi seems to be getting a bit frustrated as she looks out into the crowd for a moment.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Kid, you may not realize this but you and I have a common link and I’m not comfortable talking about it. I don’t want to air my dirty laundry out here for all the world to see so if you’ll just come back with me, I can tell you what you need to hear.

Jansen looks out at the crowd for a few moments and then she shakes her head.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
I’m not sure why you want me to come with you. You say you have something I need to hear but I’d rather hear it now. Either tell me now or we wrestle.

Candi brings her hand up and rubs at her temples.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Look, kid.

Jansen interrupts her.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
Please stop calling me kid. My name is Jansen Myrrh and I’m a professional wrestler, the same as you.

Candi sighs into the microphone.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Fine. Jansen Myrrh, fucking professional wrestler. I knew your uncle.

Jansen narrows her eyes at the mention of her uncle Dandy. Candi hesitates for a moment as if considering how to continue.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
He’s the father of my four kids.

The crowd erupts as Jansen’s mouth drops open. A portion of the crowd starts a chant, “Candi and Dandy sitting in a tree.”

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Oh, shut the fuck up!

Jansen takes a couple of steps back into the corner turnbuckle.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
You mean that Lara and…

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Yeah and all the rest are Dandy’s biological kids.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
So, what aren’t you telling me?

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Can we just go to the back…

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
What aren’t you telling me, Candi Bratton!?

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Look, I’ve been carrying this around for a very long time.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
Cut the crap! What is it?

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
I’m partially responsible for what happened to your uncle Dandy.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
What do you mean?

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
I mean his death…

Suddenly there’s a commotion and the crowd pops as HcW’s Lance Mikes jumps the guardrailing and slides into the ring. He has something on his fist as he moves in behind Candi Bratton to take a swing at her but Jansen Myrrh pushes Candi to the side and takes a direct hit to the jaw from Mikes, falling backwards and out like a light, as Candi looks from Jansen to Mikes as he starts towards her.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
Not another HcW invasion!!

Candi runs at him and spears him as he falls out of the ring between the first and second ropes as officials gather around him and start to force him to the back as he screams something about payback being a bitch.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
Get that man out of here!!

Candi leans over the top rope and flips Lance Mikes off. She turns back to see that Jansen is out cold in the ring and she moves over to kneel by the rookie and yell for some help as a couple of trainers finally appear in the ring.

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
So no Candi Bratton match…

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
But what is going on with Candi and Jansen?

Candi Bratton
Former MHW Champion

I heard she was coming into the company and figured at some point our paths would cross, I just wasn’t expecting it to be so soon. I had hoped to catch up with her and talk some things through. So, I’m in the ring trying to tell her that this match wasn’t happening and that we needed to have a chat and then fucking Lance Mikes…

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

I see someone coming for Candi and I push her to the side and next thing you know, I’m out.

Paul Banter
Jansen’s Former Manager

So, we get her to the back and she asked me what happened. I tell her what I know about Candi and she’s furious.

Candi Bratton
Former MHW Champion

So let’s set this record straight once and for all.  Dandy Myrrh and I were a thing, on and off for near a decade. He’s the father of all four of my kids, including Lara. However, the second time he lost the title and couldn’t get it back, he started going downhill fast. Came home drunk one night after the kids had gone to bed and he started picking a fight with me. He didn’t like what I had to say back to him so he hit me. It was the first time and it was the last time because after he struck me, I beat the shit out of him, I threw him out of the house and told him that if I ever saw his fucking head again, I was going to do far worse.  It’s a night that will always haunt me because he got in his car, drove to the bar and then tried to drive somewhere. He ran into a power pole two blocks from the bar and died on the spot. That’s the story. I had never met Jansen. He had talked of her, but he was her uncle, not her father.  So, when she arrived to MHW, that was the first time I laid eyes on her. The second time I met her, she broke my leg.


MHW Throwdown #13 – August 16, 2018

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Well, now that the Lance Mikes situation is over, it’s time for Candi Bratton to get what’s coming to her; a rematch for the Mile High Championship. Skrabz, it’s time for you to give me the same opportunity that was handed to you. I see you might already have a date for the Good Time Pay Per View with Peter Pan’s Lost Boy, but I don’t give a fuck. It’s time I reclaim what was once mine. I want to be Mile High Champion again. Rob Mack, I want my goddamned rematch.

The crowd begins to chant “Candi! Candi!”

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
As far as the fiasco last week with Jansen…

♫ ♫ ♫
#No one will ever know you
#Deny the last one who cares
#Intoxicate with the new
#Pretend I’m no longer here
♫ ♫ ♫

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
What the fuck is this?

♫ ♫ ♫
#I opened my heart to you
#You lied just to reach inside
#Now with the faith you removed
#Our hope for forgiveness dies
♫ ♫ ♫

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
I’m with Candi. Who is this?

♫ ♫ ♫
#I hope you do
#I hope you suffer
#I hope you do
#Just like I’ve suffered
♫ ♫ ♫

Finally, the screen shows the name “Jansen Myrrh”, as she finally steps out from behind the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp. She takes a step forward and behind her comes a behemoth of a man. He looks to be about 450 pounds, six foot six inches tall. He’s wearing a large suit as the lights glimmer off his bald head. In her hand, Jansen carries a pool cue stick as she begins to make her way down towards the ring with the big man in tow, as the music continues to play. Jansen, herself, is dressed in a blouse and jeans, with a leather jacket. And she doesn’t look like the typical happy Jansen Myrrh fans have seen in the past.

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
Is that Jansen Myrrh? She’s looking a little different…

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
Very different.

Candi Bratton waits in the ring as Jansen slowly makes her way up the ring steps and ducks into the ring, as the massive man that accompanies her takes a bit longer to get into the ring. Jansen’s new theme fades out as she reaches for a microphone from ringside.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Look, Jan–

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
Shut the hell up, Candi Bratton. No one wants to hear your mouth!

The fans begin to boo the statement.

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
Well…

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
Before I say what I have to say to you, Bratton, I want to introduce you and everyone here to my new manager slash bodyguard. I believe you might know him. This is “Better Than You” Paul Banter.

The fans continue to boo and Paul’s loud voice booms without a microphone, yelling, “Just shut your mouth!”

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
I know Paul…

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
You be quiet! It’s my turn to talk. You had your chance last week before I got knocked unconscious! You had all week to contact me and set the record straight and you didn’t. I’m lucky that Paul here was kind enough to fill me in on all the details.

Paul just grins smugly as he crosses his arms across his chest.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
My new friend Paul here has been an impressive trainer in my wrestling development, and you know what he’s told me the most? It’s time I stop letting these so-called stars walk all over me. Whether it’s Rose City Wrestling, my former employer Imperial Wrestling Federation or right here in Mile High Wrestling. Week in and week out, I’m out here doing all the right things, smiling, signing autographs, and what does it get me? Beaten. Week after week after week. I’m sick of it. And I’m sick of you. Just looking at you makes me sick to my stomach because I know what role you played in the death of my uncle Dandy Myrrh.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Now wait one minute…

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
No! You wait one minute! You broke that man’s heart and that broken heart led to his death. It’s your fault he’s dead!

The crowd has grown eerily quiet.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
Wow…

Probably for the first time, in public anyway, Candi Bratton has a look of vulnerability to her as she is taken aback by the accusation. She brings the microphone to her lips, but seems to be having trouble with what to say, which is a new feeling for Candi.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
No denial? Because it’s the truth!

Jansen takes that pool cue and leans on it like a cane.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
You’re a lying piece of crap, Candi Bratton. The only reason you’re in the business now is because of him. You’re a disgrace. You’re no champion, no matter how many titles you’ve held. You’re nothing but a manipulative bitch!

Candi glances from side to side at the crowd, uncomfortable to where this conversation is going. She steps closer to Jansen.

✹ “Tattle Tail” Candi Bratton ✹
Look, kid—Jansen. What happened between your uncle and I…

Out of nowhere, Jansen lets go of her cue stick and hauls back and slaps Candi Bratton across the face as hard as she can.

✹ Wavy Crockett ✹
Ah damn..

Candi instinctively starts for Jansen, when suddenly she is blindsided from the side with a clothesline by Big Paul Banter as Candi goes down to the mat.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
Don’t you dare say his name! Paul…

Jansen reaches up and pats Paul on the shoulder as she leans down to pick up her cue stick. She drops her microphone as she motions for Banter to pull up Bratton.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
What is going on..?

Even without the mic, as Paul holds a kneeling Candi, Jansen begins to yell at her, “You killed my uncle and you’re not going to get away with it. Your fault! This is your damned fault!”

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
This is getting eerie…

Jansen grabs the cue stick with both hands and drives the large end into the side of Candi’s head, opening up a cut that was already there from her match a few days prior with Lance Mikes, at HcW Hardcore Kingdom.

✹ Wavy Crockett ✹
They done busted Candi open…

As a stickle of blood moves down her face, Candi Bratton shakes her head as she looks up at Jansen Myrrh and it earns her another strike by the pool cue. She motions for the corner as Paul nods, pulling Candi to her feet and whipping her into the corner and running to SPLAT her against the turnbuckle.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
We might need some help out here…

Jansen screams for Paul to do it again and he does, sending her to the other corner and charging in for another SPLAT, and this time Candi falls to the mat.

✹ Wavy Crockett ✹
Man, come on…

Myrrh moves quickly to position Candi in the ring and grabs her arms, pulling them as Paul bounces off the ropes and SPLASHES down on the prone body of Candi Bratton as the air leaves her body.

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
It’s all making my stomach hurt. We’ve seen enough already tonight…

Jansen holds on as Paul delivers a second splash to Candi Bratton before Jansen finally releases Bratton’s arm.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
Candi came out here to cash in her Mile High Championship Rematch, and now…

Jansen slides out of the ring and she reaches under the ring apron and pulls out a chair. She pushes it into the ring and slides in after it.

✹ Wavy Crockett ✹
Now…maybe the past has caught up to her?

Jansen kicks the chair to the center of the ring and points to it, as Paul Banter lifts up Candi and hoists her over his shoulder. He takes a couple of steps and powerslams her onto the chair as Candi howls out in pain as Paul pushes himself off of her.

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
Send some help out here! Come on!

Jansen grins as she walks over to the older woman and kicks at her head a couple of times with her boots, yelling, “Justice for my uncle Dandy Myrrh. Justice, you fat cow!”

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
Please send help. We’ve seen enough…

Jansen moves over to grab Candi Bratton around her waist and with the help of Paul Banter, they get her up into a piledriver position right over the chair and as Paul pushes down on Candi’s legs, Jansen drops down crashing Candi’s skull into the steel chair as she piledrives the woman.

✹ Wavy Crockett ✹
Man, for real! Y’all stop this!

The “Candi!” chants get louder and louder as Jansen just sneers out into the crowd. It pushes her to set Candi Bratton up one more time for another spike piledriver, sending her once again head first onto the steel chair with the help of Paul Banter.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
Send some help from the back!!

This time Candi isn’t moving in the ring as Jansen gets to her feet and pushes at the woman with her feet. Candi doesn’t move, as Jansen reaches down to pick up her cue stick and she motions for Paul to follow her out as “I Hope You Suffer” by AFI begins to play again.

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
Thank God…

Jansen takes steps down to the floor and as Paul follows after her, she takes a couple of steps then stops and looks back at the ring, when she notices that Candi Bratton is starting to move.

✹ Wavy Crockett ✹
I’d like to know what’s going on with all of this. I’m so confused…

A frown quickly crosses the face of the young Myrrh and she runs back to the ring, sliding under the ropes. She yells at Candi to stay down but Candi crawls to the ring ropes as her music stops playing again.

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
Oh come on!!!

Jansen glances down to Paul, then around the ring seeing the chair. She grabs it and with a wild, crazy swing, she cracks it across the back of Candi’s skull and the Tattle Tail falls back to the mat.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹

Can we seriously send out some God damn help!!!

Jansen motions for Paul to come back into the ring and he climbs back inside, as Jansen drags Candi’s large carcass towards the corner and she takes that chair and places it over the leg of the former Mile High Champion.

The fans pop as someone starts to sprint down the aisle, and Emily Falls slides into the ring, but only long enough to get smacked by Jansen Myrrh in the back of the head with the pool stick, as Jansen yells at her to mind her own business.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
Well… Emily Falls tried to come to the rescue…

Paul moves to the corner and hoists himself onto the second turnbuckle and flies off, splashing himself onto that chair – snapping the leg of Candi Bratton instantly, as Candi’s eyes fly open and she lets out a massive bellow and tries to move herself away from the attack. She can be heard screaming, “You broke my fucking leg! Fuck!”

✹ Wavy Crockett ✹
Ah shit!!! Her fucking leg is broke!!!

✹ Jen Vallejos ✹
I can’t wait anymore…

Jansen surveys her handiwork now and seems content this time, as she finally heads out of the ring, grabbing her cue stick. She sees that Emily Falls is moving about, so she gives her another smack with that stick.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
I’ve never seen anything like this… Send help, for fuck’s sakes!

Jansen spies a fallen microphone and picks it up.

✹ Jansen Myrrh ✹
You’re done in this business, Candi Bratton. It’s just what you deserve.

Jansen throws down the microphone. She makes a point of stepping over Emily Falls as she exits the ring with Paul Banter in tow, as her music begins to play once more.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
Leave, and stay away!

Jansen walks up the ramp as medical personnel scramble pass her and Paul to assist Candi Bratton.

✹ Ray Hudson ✹
It’s about damn time!

As Jansen disappears through the curtain, her music stops again. Inside the ring, Candi is fitted with a neckbrace from the piledrivers, as she is placed on a board, curse words coming out of the veteran’s mouth as they slowly remove the chair from around her leg.

✹ Wavy Crockett ✹
Man, I can barely watch anymore, myself…

Emily Falls finally makes it over to check on Candi, as they begin to place a splint on her leg before moving her to a stretcher and slowly pushing her up the ramp, as the crowd once more picks up a “Candi!” chant, as she disappears through the curtain with Emily Falls following.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

Damn right I did. I probably overreacted, but hearing the story for the first time, I was angry.  She was in the ring, I confronted her and I attacked her. Everytime I looked at her, I saw red so I kept attacking and finally I broke her leg. I ended her career. Am I proud of that? In hindsight, no. Not proud at all. But, that in that moment, suddenly I was no longer invisible. I had been in that company for a month and no one knew who I was. Suddenly, that crowd was chanting “Fuck you, Jansen” at me. I was someone. I can’t lie, it felt good that these people cared enough about what I’d done to chant that at me.

Paul Banter
Jansen’s Former Manager

Inexplicably, these MHW fans had taken to Candi Bratton. She didn’t give a shit about them, but they took to her. Whether it was the fact that at 55 years old, against all odds she became the champion. Perhaps it was that she told it like she saw it and they appreciated that. I do not know. What I do know is at that moment, Jansen Myrrh went from being someone not a single fan could identify in a police line up, to the most hated person on the roster.  To this day, it’s probably one of the most iconic moments in MHW history.

Robert Mack
MHW Owner

Next thing I know she finds some shit out about Candi Bratton, and she ends her career. I remember being so pissed. I wanted to fire Jansen Myrrh. She just ended the career of the woman who was making me the most money. But I tell you…… being a good businessman can make you a sick person. All I remember is after I was ready to let her go, I could just hear the boos filling the arena. And it was just that special heat that few people in the industry get. My mind changed, and I knew a star was born. If I was about to lose Candi Bratton, I had to keep Jansen Myrrh around. Or Candi’s sacrifice wouldve been for nothing.

Candi Bratton
Former MHW Champion

I’ll say this. What Jansen did to me back then, It’s nothing I wouldn’t have done to someone else early on in my career. She and I have talked since then and things are fine between us.  Problem is, she couldn’t follow up on it.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

MHW just.. vanished one day.

Robert Mack
MHW Owner

When we returned in 2018, Jansen had other commitments at first. But as soon as those commitments passed, she was with us again. And from that night she came back, all the way to right now, she just grew and grew as a star. Even through losses, she shined brighter than anyone in that locker room. She has spent a lot of her time getting booed, and what she did to Candi Bratton was disgusting. But Jansen Myrrh is THE hardest working motherfucker I have ever met in this business. NO ONE works harder. I will never be able to forget this woman. She is a LEGEND. And I mean that shit…

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

So, I traveled. UK then Russia and eventually ended up in Japan. I met three of the core members that would eventually be Coven. My best friend Maho and the Ihari Sisters.  I was wrestling in Japan when word got to me that MHW had opened back up and already had a PPV and were running shows. I didn’t even get a phone call, email or a tweet. Nothing. I could go over everything that has occurred since I’ve returned to MHW, but really the most important piece is the formation of Coven. But before we could reveal the Coven, I had to defend my newly won Throwdown Championship in a triple threat match against Azurine Vebbins and Zombie Stevens. Unfortunately, my Throwdown Championship only lasted until the next episode of Throwdown. That’s when my feud with Zombie really started.

Wendy Pellegrini
“Zombie”

Jensen Myrrh. (laughs) Fuck, man, what can I say about her? She’s tough as hell, brains of a vacuum, looks better bald? Seriously, I think our feud brought out sides of us nobody thought were there and we made that title as prestigious as it became. Hated her guts at first, but I grew to respect her. She’s as real as it gets.

Narrator: The feud with Zombie Stevens would lead Jansen Myrrh down a path of desperation. After losing a rematch for the Throwdown Championship in quick fashion, in order to gain one more match with Zombie, Jansen spit out the ultimate stipulation.

MHW Mile High Spectacular 2 – September 15, 2019
Title vs. Hair/Throwdown Championship
Zombie Stevens vs. Jansen Myrrh

Jansen pulls up Zombie and runs her into the ringpost and then rolls her into the ring. She scrambles in and calls it over as she pulls up Zombie by her hair and pulls her between her legs, lifting her up and dropping her hard with a Myrrh-driver!!!

Jansen sits there with a big grin on her face before pushing Zombie over and going for the cover as the referee drops to count.

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Thre—Bridge out by Zombie.

Jansen looks incredulous as she sits up and looks up at the referee who is holding up two fingers. Jansen shakes her head and holds up three and the referee shows two fingers. Jansen slaps the mat and gets an angry look across her face as she gets to her feet and pulls up Zombie to set her up for another Myrrh-driver, but Zombie lifts her up and drops her hard with a backdrop driver as both wrestlers lie on the mat.

The referee checks on one, then the other before he begins to count.

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They both roll over onto their stomach and try and get to their feet.

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Jansen gets up first as Zombie gets up right after and Jansen moves in only to get caught and pulled down with a Zombie Flatliner!!!

Zombie covers.

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Thr–kickout by Jansen!!!

Zombie transitions once again into Zombieland, this time trapping Jansen in the center of the ring as Myrrh cries out in pain and tries to scoot towards the ropes but each side is too far away as she lifts her free hand perhaps ready to tap and then realizes the stakes and begins to pull Zombie towards one side of the ring but as she almost reaches the ropes, Zombie rolls them over back to the center and this time Jansen can’t take it anymore and begins to tap as the referee calls for the bell!!!!!

WINNER:
Wendy “Zombie” Stevens

Match Length: 13:25

“Zombie” by Bad Wolves plays throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW ThrowDown Champion… Zombie!!!

As the referee raises Zombie’s hand, she starts giving the signal with her fingers that it’s hair cutting time and Jansen shakes her head, half out of it still.

Jen Vallejos
I can not believe Jansen Myrrh is about to be shaved bald.

Ray Hudson
The things a desperate person puts themselves through.

Jen Vallejos
She should have never kicked Paul Banter to the curb.

Jansen rolls out of the ring and heads up the aisle.

Ray Hudson
Wait a damn minute! Where does she think she’s going?

The referee rolls out of the ring and demands that Jansen get back in the ring.

Wavy Crockett
Hey guys. It was all fun. But let the woman go. We don’t really want to see her humiliated. Let’s be honest.

Jen Vallejos
No….I actually do want to see her get humiliated.

Wavy Crockett
Are you even human? What is wrong with you?

The referee then walks over and talks to the ring announcer who then makes this announcement.

Meozha Zhanae
The referee has ruled that if Jansen Myrrh doesn’t go back in the ring for her head shaving that she will be suspended from Mile High Wrestling until she complies.

The crowd pops loud, but Jansen just flips the bird and starts to head up the aisle when music begins to play.

♫♫♫
#Leviathan where are you now
#My secret friend from the underground
#Bring your waves and the thunder
#Make me believe forever more
#Outside my window I can see
#The ocean where you used to be
#Horns that sprout out from your head
#A glowing light near the surface
♫♫♫

Ray Hudson
Who’s music is that?

Wavy Crockett
Fuck if I know.

Then “Paul Banter”s name appears on the screen as Volbeat continues to play and Jansen grins as Paul appears on the stage and walks towards Jansen.

Ray Hudson
It’s Paul Banter!

Wavy Crockett
My dude is here to save the day.

Ray Hudson
We want to see this haircut though.

Jansen says something to him and then grabs his arm as if to go off with him, but instead he grabs her arm and heaves her onto his shoulder and as the crowd pops big, he marches her down to the ring as she kicks and screams at the top of her lungs for him to let her go. All the while, Zombie has a pair of scissors in her hand as she’s watching the scene unfold.

Wavy Crockett
What kind of friend is this guy?!

Zombie hands them off to the referee as Paul tosses Jansen back into the ring. She leans against the ropes and begins to threaten the big man before she turns around and is immediately downed with a Pilgrim/Defender by Zombie.

Jen Vallejos
Zombie is going to give this haircut to Jansen. No more running.

Zombie glances out at Paul who just gives her a thumbs up and then walks back up the ramp. Zombie then gets the scissors and sits up Jansen. She pulls up a large chunk of hair and begins to cut masses amounts of it from her head. The crowd is loving it!

Wavy Crockett
I can’t believe Banter would just turn his back on Jansen.

Ray Hudson
He turned his back on her?!

As Zombie clips, she sprinkles the cuttings all over Jansen, making a big production of it.

Jen Vallejos
This is great! Disturbing, but great!

Wavy Crockett
You guys make me sick.

When Zombie gets most of the long parts of her hair done, she hands the scissors to the referee who hands her the electric clippers and then she begins to shave the rest of the hair off, all the way to the scalp.

Jen Vallejos
Oh my…

Wavy Crockett
This is a conspiracy!

When Zombie’s satisfied with her job, she hands off the clippers, letting Jansen fall back onto the mat.

Ray Hudson
I think it fits her.

Wavy Crockett
Who gave Zombie her license? Does she even have a license?

Zombie takes her championship and holds it high as the crowd pops and she starts to leave the ring. She turns and sees Jansen is still out and she stops. She glances around and then walks over and asks a fan for their beer. The fan gives it to her and she walks back over and sets it on the apron and then slides back in the ring, picking up the beer.

Jen Vallejos
What is she doing now?

Wavy Crockett
Drinking on the job! She needs to be detained and fired!

Zombie walks over and slowly begins to pour the beer onto the face of Jansen who wakes up and begins to cough and sputter.

Ray Hudson
Zombie’s not the one drinking.

Wavy Crockett
She’s peer pressuring Jansen to drink! That’s horrible! What an asshole!

As Zombie’s music continues to play, she grins and exits the ring finally and heads up the aisle.

Jen Vallejos
Jansen Myrrh is bald.

Wavy Crockett
Yeah, get on out of here, Wendy. You asshole!

Jansen wipes at her face with her hand, but large amounts of hair stick to her hand as she looks at it confused and then remembers the match. She reaches up and touches her scalp to find nothing there and she begins to scream as she kicks and begins picking up the hair that’s around the ring and looks at the referee. She grabs him and wrestles him down to the mat and begins to pull his shirt off of his back and after stripping it off of him, she places it over her head as she rolls out of the ring and sprints up the ramp and to the back, screaming all the way.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

I put up my hair. It was stupid as shit, but I wanted to get that Throwdown Championship. In the end, I lost that match and my head was shaved. Zombie was the better wrestler that night and that’s when I knew I had to start getting serious about this sport. What the Shieldmaidens didn’t know was that behind the scenes I was putting together Coven.

Narrator: Coven was a collective of individuals who were bound together with a purpose of changing the status quo in MHW. War Queen Leah, Emily Falls, Gabriel Ohio, Alastair Frost and Jansen Myrrh are the current members, but when they started there were seven. However, injuries and tragedy would whittle that number down to five.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

We lost some good folk to injury, some of it self-inflicted. But I feel this is the best version of Coven yet. We wrought havoc in MHW and targeted the Shieldmaiden which led to a giant cage match at Black Magic in which we defeated them.

Narrator: The victory came at the addition of Alastair Frost to the group. It also spelled the ending of Huruka Ihari who was injured and a few weeks later, sister Muriko Ihari left as well due to family commitments.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

Coven’s win at Black Magic was the best thing to happen to our group. We needed to make that statement. Coven is winning titles. But there was one more statement that needed to be made and we made it as Black Magic went off the air. I needed Robert Mack to know that Jansen Myrrh was done waiting for her turn. Coven put down Skrabz.

Narrator: At the end of Black Magic, Jansen and Coven surrounded Skrabz and beat him down.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

I knew my time was coming. A few days after Black Magic, the MHW twitter account tweeted out a graphic for the next PPV and what’s it called? Myrrhder She Wrote. Who’s on the cover? Jansen Myrrh. It could only mean one thing. I’m the one getting the next shot and that was confirmed a couple weeks later. But I didn’t wait for that. It was time to get serious. I contacted the fine folks at Squires Academy and they directed me to Beach Squires in Miami. Next thing you know, I’m on the cover of MHW Magazine asking if I’m the hardest working wrestler in MHW. That would be a fact.

Producer: Let’s talk about Skrabz.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

What’s there to say about Skrabz? That dude brings it. Every time. Look, he hasn’t been the Champion for six hundred days for nothing. The best have tried. Each and every time he’s put them down. No shit. I heard Tyke Index talking about laying down for Skrabz and that’s complete utter bullshit. The last time Index laid down for something it was a bag of coke. So, I’m not going to take away any of that from Skrabz. He’s deserved every accolade he’s received as champ. But this may be my last chance.

Producer: Why do you say that?

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

Just heard word that MHW is closing its doors. This may be my last chance to become the champ before that happens. Not only do I have a legacy I need to fulfill. But to go out as Ultimate Champ when the place shuts its doors, no one will ever be able to take that away from me. I will forever be the Ultimate Champ, unless Rob decided to bring it back one day, but that doesn’t seem likely this time.

Producer: We’ve been following you around for weeks. We have seen the training you’ve put yourself through anticipating this match. You met with Candi Bratton and she taught you the Confessional. We saw you use that Confessional on Throwdown to make Skrabz tap out.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

For the first time in his career, he tapped to me. Not to a Shieldmaiden, or Tyke Index, or Reaper, or Vebbins. Skrabz tapped out to the Confessional.

Producer: It must make you confident going into this match.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

It makes me more confident. Skrabz has a way of pulling out these wins. You think he’s down and he gets back up. I have watched every single Skrabz match since day one.  Episode 2 versus Dillon Daniels, win. Episode 3 versus Forge and Deuce, triple threat. Win. Episode 6 versus Hamilton. Win. Episode 7, versus Forge, First Blood. Win.  Episode 8 versus Anya. Win. See the pattern here? The Rise in Phoenix. Ultimate Championship versus Candi Bratton. Win. I can keep going. I’ve seen them all.  Episode 10, eight person tag. His team lost, but he didn’t take the fall. Episode 11, pinfall loss to Bullet. His first real loss in MHW. What did he do when they rematched and the title was on the line? He won. I could go through his match history and show that you every time he lost, and it wasn’t often, he won the rematch.  Loss to Azurine Vebbins, won the rematch. So, you ask me if I’m confident. I’m prepared. That’s what I am. I’m prepared for this fight. Win, lose or draw. If I fail to win the championship, that’s on me. I have trained these last few months harder than I have ever trained for anything in my life.

Producer: At Beach Squires.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

At Beach Squires. I didn’t want them holding back on me. They trained me like I was a rookie. They put me through cardio drills, wrestling drills. I learned new moves that I will use in my match with Skrabz.

Producer: Including the Confessional.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

I’d be an idiot not to use the Confessional if the opportunity presents itself. You saw him tap out. The whole world saw Skrabz tap out to the Confessional. I ain’t no hero, but these fans of MHW want something new. Granted, if I win it’ll only last a short time, but they want to see someone beat Skrabz. It’s fucking time. It’s god damned fucking time. I’m in the right place and I believe it’s the right time and I’m definitely the right person to put him down.

Producer: It sounds like you are confident.

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

Are you not listening? It’s not confidence. I’d be a fucking fool to sit here and tell you that I’m going to beat Skrabz. I’m prepared, yes. My plan is to go in and beat Skrabz. Yes. But the list of people he has beat is right here. What I feel is that I’m at the right place and the right time to be the one to put an end to his title reign. I’ve learned new moves and I’ve learned the Confessional. I’m not promising a victory because to do that would be foolish. The number of people who have come in here and promised victory only to be defeated is near endless. There is a MHW magazine out right now with me on the cover asking if I’m the hardest working wrestler in MHW.  The answer to that question is that for the last three months, I can promise you that I am the hardest working wrestler in MHW. No one is training harder than me. No one is taking this match as seriously as I am. Tyke Index wants to run around playing jokes to prepare for his title match. The moment the wind mentioned that I might get a title shot, I was seeking out the best training facility this business has to offer.  If anyone is going to beat Skrabz, it’s going to be me. These people have gotten behind me in this quest and they have turned on Skrabz. I told them I was going to bring them change and I’ll do the best I can to do that.

Producer: What’s left for you after MHW?

Jansen Myrrh
Ms. Myrrhder

No fucking clue. Hopefully, I’ll be the Ultimate Champ. I will have to get with Coven and see if there’s someplace for us to go.

Robert Mack
MHW Owner

Could she be the one to dethrone Skrabz? Absolutely. She has what it takes. But Skrabz is a fucking alien. He’s on some next level shit that every challenger falls to. Jansen just has to avoid getting shook. I believe she can do that much. Then she’s going to have to bring something Skrabz will never expect. Because Skrabz studies everything about his opponents. He is literally always ready for whatever. So the only way she will be able to beat him is if she surprises him with something he will never expect. If she can do that, she could very well be the next MHW Ultimate Champion. Time will tell…

MHW Myrrhder She Wrote PPV – February 4, 2020
MHW Ultimate Championship Match: Skrabs vs. Jansen Myrrh

Skrabz starts to roll over and get to his feet then stumbles back into the corner. He rests there for a moment as Jansen starts to get to her hands and knees and then charges over for a Death Penalty Kick!!!

But Jansen grabs his leg and whips him over and down. She rolls over and drives the point of her elbow multiple times into the thigh of the Ultimate Champion before rolling away.

As blood continues to run down her face, she slowly rises to her feet unsteadily, the referee moves in to check on her but she shoves him again out of the way as she moves over to begin to lay in kick after kick to the body of Skrabz.

Jansen grabs him by the legs and pulls him towards the center of the ring and hooks his legs under her arms and catapults him towards the corner but he misses the turnbuckle and cracks his head on the ring post before falling back into the ring as blood begins to trickle down his forehead.

Jansen drops down and rolls out of the ring and looks underneath, pulling out a chair and sliding it into the ring and moving in after it. The referee tries to grab the chair but she snatches it away from him and as Skrabz starts to get to his feet, the referee warns her of disqualification and finally she relents and as he takes the chair from her, Skrabz kicks her hard in the midsection and grabs her and lifts her dropping her hard with his version of a Myrrh-driver and these fans go nuts in the O2 as he crawls over and covers her!!!!!

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ThreKICKOUT!!!

The fans pop when she lifts her shoulder off the mat and breaks the count as Skrabz rises up and sits back in disbelief. He looks up at the referee and then back to Jansen before he staggers to his feet, blood still dripping down his forehead. He watches for a moment as Jansen reaches for the ropes to try and pull herself up.

Skrabz moves in on her but she staggers him with a discus elbow shot right to the side of the head. He spins away from her and she locks him into the Confessional, grabbing his head and his arm and dropping backwards to the mat and locking her legs around his waist from behind as she wrenches in and these fans have come to life here.

Skrabz starts looking around for a way to get free as the referee moves in and asks for a submission. Skrabz is shaking his head as he kicks with his feet to try and edge them closer to the ropes.

Skrabz raises his hand in the air as if he might actually tap out here, but then gives one more shove with his feet and they are in the ropes and the referee is asking for the break but Jansen holds on for the four seconds before finally releasing the hold as Skrabz rolls to the outside to get a break.

Jansen drops down and rolls to the outside as Skrabz slowly gets to his feet trying to shake off the effects of the Confessional. She kicks him in the gut and then drops him back to the floor with a sharp quick DDT and then struggles to get to her feet as she motions for those in the audience to scatter as she pulls up Skrabz and whips him hard as he flies over the guardrailing into the second row of seats as the fans pop huge for that.

Jansen walks towards him as Skrabz rises up from behind the first row of seats and rolls over them and onto the floor behind the guardrailing as the fans begin to jeer him as Jansen reaches over and grabs him and pulls him up and slams him against the guardrailing a couple of times and then pulls him over and lets him fall to the floor. She walks over and rolls into the ring and then rolls right back out as she breaks the referee’s count.

Jansen walks over and as Skrabz is getting to his feet, he drops her with a Mic Check on the outside!!!

As Skrabz rolls over and starts to get up, he is grinning as he pulls up Jansen and rolls her into the ring.

Skrabz slides in after her but as he gets to his feet, she is starting to get to her feet as that grin fades. He shakes his head and drops her with another Mic Check!!!

As he gets to his feet, he motions to the crowd that it’s over and as he turns back to her to go for the cover, she is already up and on her knees and starting to get to her feet as he finally flips her off and drops her with a third Mic Check!!!!!

Skrabz covers Jansen as the referee drops down and counts.

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Three!!

WINNER:
Skrabz

Match Length: 21:39

Ray Hudson
And Skrabz is still champion…

Wavy Crockett
Ricky Stanton is going to be so mad when he finally watches this!

“Next Hype” by Tempa T starts playing throughout the arena.

Meozha Zhanae
And the winner of this match, and STILL MHW Ultimate Champion… Skrabal Stanzas!!!

Skrabz celebrates in the ring with both of his belts.

Jen Vallejos
Up until tonight, in my opinion, Bullet gave Skrabz the biggest challenge. Tonight, Jansen Myrrh has earned my respect.

Ray Hudson
She didn’t walk out with the gold, but yes indeed….. she proved she was worthy.

Jen Vallejos
I almost wanted to see her win this match, for her uncle.

Ray Hudson
I can say with the upmost confidence, even though she did not win, he is looking down on her a proud proud man.

Post Ultimate Title Match

Skrabz’ music is playing in the background as Jansen is being helped from ringside into the back.  She is taken to the medic station where she is helped up onto a bench and lied back. The trainer comes over and takes a look at the cut on her forehead. “Going to need some stitches here.”   He starts to walk over to his supplies but the camera is in the way, “Going to need you to step back so I can work.”

As the medic begins to place the stitches in Jansen’s forehead, the scene shifts to a bit later. She’s seated up this time in the same place as they check her for a concussion. “Probably should take a few weeks off before hopping back in the ring.” Jansen nods her head but is otherwise silent.

Producer: Any thoughts?

Jansen is eerily quiet.

Producer: Any…

Jansen: I heard you. Do I have thoughts? I have plenty of thoughts. I was out there. I felt it. This was supposed to be my night. That should have been me out there celebrating, but I just wasn’t good enough. And that’s not a pity party statement. That’s an “I’m just not there yet” statement, but I will be there. Might not be Skrabz, but one day I will be there. One day, it’ll be me out there with confetti and music, holding a championship high above my head.

As she sits there, she is handed some wipes and she pulls a few out and wipes at the blood on her face, not getting it all, but the majority. Her hair is still caked in her own blood but she doesn’t do much about that.  She turns to the medic.

Jansen: We done here?

Doc: Yeah, done.

Jansen: Thanks.

She slides from the bench and walks out of the room and the camera follows her down the hall as she pushes open the door labeled Coven and everyone is standing around. Everyone gathers around her and says a few things to her that the camera can’t quite pick up. Jansen nods her head in response.

Jansen: We at a funeral? You all did great. Emily would have had it if that idiot Mosh hadn’t done what he did. It was overall a great night for Coven. Now we just decide what to do next. Let me grab a shower and we can go out and drink and grab some food?

Everyone agrees and they start to file out of the dressing room leaving Jansen all alone.

Jansen: Turn that shit off so I can shower.

The camera cuts out but then flicks back on and she’s in fresh clothes and drying her hair with a towel.

Jansen: I know everyone says I proved something tonight, but all I proved was that I was tough enough to stand toe to toe with Skrabz. I also proved I’m just not good enough to beat him. I guess wherever I go after this, just means I need to train my ass off. Who knows, I might not be done with Skrabz yet.

Narrator: Destiny has eluded Jansen Myrrh this time, but how long can she be held off? It’s apparent that her rise to the main event was well earned, but perhaps she is just not ready. At least not yet. But one day, will we finally see World Champion Jansen Myrrh? She’s made it clear that her story is not over, so as she prepares for the next chapter, will you be paying attention?

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